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¿Question #420?
ejmowrer: How many of a certain type of people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

oldhoss: Always keep one in your pocket just tin case.
bcooperok: 3, always 3.
DHEK: It almost always takes 1 person of any type to screw in a lightbulb.
EndersGame: How many computer programmers does it take? Three. One to change it, one to write a manual, and one to work on the upgrade.
Blackwind: N-1
CDRodeffer: One reasonably competent person of any other description.
chaddyboy_2000: 5 bitches.
CortexBomb: 3.14 mathematicians
jttm: Rabbit!
djlg: All of them.
Linnaeus: infinity -1
Gelatinous Goo: 2, but don't ask me how they got in there
pernishus: At least two, one person cannnot screw by themselves
berserkley: several; X to do something odd yet vaguely lightbulb changing related, and y to change thebulb/supply the punchline
tragicpoet: ? however changing a blown sun is a bitch.
nexttothemoon: Depends how tasty the people are...cannibals being what they are...keep eating each other every time it's dark and they have a tactical advantage.
Lardarse: BSW admins: Just as many as you can Das---Spiel. (ask me if you need that one explained...)
Magnus the Blue: 3 Aggies
Gregarius: Whatever sounds witty and makes people say, "Oh, that is so true!"
EYE of NiGHT: More than one. One to actually change the bulb, the rest to form a joke answer.
Flyspeck23: At least 1.
skelebone: >0
Spielfreak: Usually two, but it will be an awfully tight fit, and most people prefer a hot tub over a lightbulb.
MisterCranky: A certain number.
ejmowrer: 0 or 1 people to screw in the lightbulb, plus 0 or more people belonging to the group standing nearby actingin in a mannor stereotypical to their group.