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¿Question #4242?
puffinge: What's the best way to get vomit out of a keyboard?

Mad Math: Suck it up.
Woelf: Dishwasher
Keekone: Let the dog detail it.
Caerid: Buy a new keyboard.
Spirit of 70: Throw it away and get another keyboard. They're not that expensive.
MABBY: Pressure washer
Jbrady: Just buy a new one
Cringing Dragon: use a feather duster
DasViktor: Buy a new keyboard.
xofour: Force your little sister to do it.
hob69: I don't want to know
LordDarkSith: make it drink castor oil
gmcash: get a new keyboard dude
Hector Vortac: Run it through the dishwasher.
hannibal twin 8: Never had to do that
Geosmores: new keyboard
heathbar: Throw it away. It'll deteriorate faster than the keyboard.
Myrdin T Sasnak: 1. Detach keyboard from CPU 2. Place keyboard in trashcan
randomguy132: Buy a new keyboard.
ZiggyZambo: with your tongue
DHEK: Wash it out.
themagni: Yeah, right, "vomit". Buy a new keyboard.
DarkAvatar: Buy a new keyboard
monkeyrobot: Agh! Just buy a new one.
aleo09: gross
Mr_Six: Buy a new keyboard.
sdonohue: Let the recyclers do it.
Tina and Steve: Get a new keyboard
minordemon: buy a new one
Leo-T: buy a new keyboard
tagger418: Throw keyboard in trash and spend $20 for a new one
ZeroZilla: Don't attempt it. Keyboards are cheap.
Beelzebub: Quietly swap it out with an unwitting co-worker.
Justin77: Dude, you might want to just invest in a new one.
MaksimSmelchak: Obnoxious question. Please ask better questions.
gr8lookinguy: gross
lauramath: Let your dog lick the keyboard for an hour.
SisyphusX: Burn it. Buy a new keyboard - you lost the old one.
Reloaded: throw in garbage... $10 at computer store. next...
scriptorum: Throw it out and buy a new one. You cheap bastard!
aspo: vomit mice
vampywife: buy a new keyboard
Shotmagnet: Scrub it with a puffin
deltabob: Buy a new one
POvidiusNaso: Buy a new keyboard and say you cleaned it.
kroxldyphivc: Take it apart and put the keys in the dishwasher
WatchmanX2000: buy a new keyboard. they're cheap enough.
dwarf: I don't know. I would get a new one. Would smell better too even if you get the vomit out.
brainrob: Replace it
Karlsen: Buying a new keyboard
Riff: I would just buy a new keyboard
jellospike: ctrl+z
orodreth: Club Soda (make sure the keyboard is unplugged... duh and let it dry for 3 days)
Kit Silverfox: by throwing it away, purchasing a new keyboard, and claiming its the same one
Arcadian Del Sol: kitty litter?
RealBadMoFo: Lick it up.
djlg: Buy a new one.
fFish: Licking!
Tim Synge: Wow. Two vacation questions in a row. There's coincidence.
SgtTodd: Swap it for the one in the next cubicle.
Loquutus: I don't know, but chaddyboy has a foolproof method for getting out protein deposits.
Recneps: Buy a new keyboard.
javelin98: Buy a new keyboard.
MochaKimono: Stop looking at goatse!
skrutsch: call the custodian. That happened at our school and she fixed it. I don't know how.
melissa: That's one of those questions that can never be answered, isn't it.
xlorp: You need to use the rewind button on your life, dude. Press it once and let it go a couple years.
Tushratta: Give it the heimlich. It'll spew like anything.
Cavedog_pdx: Apparently you can wash it in the dishwasher - no soap and by itself. I want to try it on mine as I've got some goobers on mine.
GrandpaDave: Let it dry then scrape it off
jttm: Don't. Swap it with a colleague
MisterCranky: Using the I, M, O, T, and V keys, but in a slightly different order.
chaddyboy_2000: Buy a new keyboard.
Lord_Prussian: Get a new keyboard
puffinge: With a straw?
Spielfreak: Buy a new keyboard -- you'll never completely get rid of the stench.
CDRodeffer: Get a new keyboard. They're only, like, $8.
CortexBomb: Sell the keyboard and get a new one, they're cheap
skelebone: Compressed air.