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¿Question #4457?
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Caerid: Am I told who the lip has to come from?
Hatfielder: Bottom
DasViktor: I'd stab the fucker holding the gun or die trying!
Frubgarde: So it needn't necessarily be one of my own?
Woelf: A gun is pointed at me and I'm holding a knife? That knife is going into the person's gun arm, and it probably won't stop there.
kathleenryan: Well, if I had a knife I'd stab the person holding the gun and hope for the best.
pwilz: Mine or yours?
MisterCranky: Well, there were many answers to this one that I appreciated for their incisive (no pun intended) clarity, but puffinge "wins" the non-award for reply that got me nodding in agreement.
bravhart007: His or Mine???
heavymetalhamster: Top
Gemini6Ice: bottom
spamwise: Ouch. Upper. Ouch.
DHEK: Bottom one, I suppose. It's less visible.
Grym: I'd remove theirs
PopeBrain: The one on the top, less leakage.
aleo09: the top, of course!
2amp: i'd cut off yours?
xlorp: my tea cup
tomlynch: Bottom. That way I could keep a stiff upper lip about my situation.
jeffwolfe: No
Justin77: If it was my own, the one on top, if it was somebody else's, the one on bottom.
GrimJester: someone else's, either would suffice
chrismata: top
Thesp: I'd kick them in the shins and take the gun, because I could!
ZombyDawg: Does it have to be mine? Couldn't I just use one from my collection?
bigbadsteve: would half of each be acceptable?
SisyphusX: Top.
Cromaa: From me or him?
herman_the_german: The bottom, as long as it wasn't mine.
grinningpik: Top, could still drink then.
Shotmagnet: mine or yours?
Ebon Wendigo: I'd go for the gun.
shebby: whose lip?
Loquutus: Someone else's lip, maybe?
Whirlinghurly: I would take my chances with the gunner
brainrob: I'd go for the gun
Numskull: The one on the bottom.
Mike A: I'd cut off both of MisterCranky's lips. Everyone likes a 2 for 1 deal.
Helenoftroy: OMG. that's a strange question
SiddGames: Bottom (I think I'd miss the upper one more).
Xlyce: Yours
Vitreous: are you planning on doing this to anyone specifically?
mgringo: Top lip.
richdknows: 42
e.c.r.: top
GrandpaDave: What is wrong with you?
MochaKimono: I would remove the gun.
scriptorum: I would cut off his lips, haha, got you there you psycho bastard! Oh ah, the top one. I need the bottom one to reduce dribbling.
blan86: top
skrutsch: The one of the bottom. Mine is overgrown. I might be able to get away with just removing most of it.
puffinge: Couldn't I just use the knife to stab the gunman?
jttm: Let them shoot me.
erli: So you missing a lip?
djlg: No
chaddyboy_2000: I would call his bluff, and hope he was bluffing.
CDRodeffer: Does it have to be one of my own, or can I cut off one of the gunman's lips?
skelebone: So, vaginal is out?
Spielfreak: Neither. I don't give anyone any lip.
Lord_Prussian: That's not much of a choice