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¿Question #4533?
Cerebus: Are you a turtle?

ocdspectrum: No. And it’s not safe to be one here either.
Hendal: not today, but I feel I am turtley enough
WillyRapier: No, I don't carry my home around on my back, and I can roll over without issue...
Ohmani: Only on Turtle Thursdays.
Woelf: Possibly; let me check... nope, sorry.
MartinWin: No.
Spirit of 70: No.
Jayolas: No.
jessitron: Turtle. My one-year-old likes those.
Zedsdead: No, I'm just shy.
kathleenryan: Yes. Slow and steady, and I eventually find my way.
ricardofo: No. I am a rabbit
Phil Fleischmann: You bet your sweet ass I am.
cgund: yes.
Polgara: no
DOCTORSLIME: 23b
El Hidalgo: 16
chisainikkoo: nope
mpot: don't you know what a turtle looks like?
heathbar: Of the Beatnik variety.
Mr_Six: Do I look like a turtle to you?
Myrdin T Sasnak: No.
william_henshaw: bet your sweet ass I am
DHEK: No.
POvidiusNaso: Nope.
diemacher: One of the Slowskis
Rindu: No.
aleo09: no, but i do have an occassional turtlehead
tdyck: no, because I hate wearing things around my neck
Grand Moff Skip: nope, the last physical I had seemed to indicate that I was human.
alligata: if by 'turtle' you mean slow moving creature, then yes I shall say that I am. But you know lovey,...it's because in this chairrrrrr that I barely can cart around without my companion , I am a living rotting disgrace to myself and others!
citizengeek: some days
2amp: i am the eggman. i am the walrus. so, no - i guess
buffalospynovel: No, but turtles represent new beginnings, so turtles are alright with me.
Numskull: Nay. Numskull is not a turtle.
noctua: I am logo.
KentuckyKid: No. I am a human being.
breakbeatnik: only when i wake up green
ZiggyZambo: Turtle Turtle...
SisyphusX: I can be - but it takes the right game.
brainrob: Just call me Clothahump
scriptorum: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see Scriptorum. I'm crawling towards you. You reach down and flip me over onto my back. I lay on my back, my belly baking in the hot sun, beating my legs trying to turn myself over. But I can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
FrozenHoHos: "I'm a giraffe"
zoopiglet: I don't think so.
erli: I'm an owl fool!
kroxldyphivc: Nope, but I wish I was
Winter Wolf: yes
Sheylon: Tortoise. Get it straight.
Karlsen: No
skrutsch: No. Are you my conscience?
bigbadsteve: its entirely possible
Randy Cox: "You bet - you bet your sweet - you bet your sweet - ask me again if I'm a Turtle..."
puffinge: I root for the Terrapins
MisterCranky: Yes!
casrina: no, a rooster
vetinari7878: Last time I checked, no.
ValJor: No
djlg: No
xlorp: You bet your ass I am.
dakarp: Not last I checked.
jttm: No, but I am teenage... and a ninja... and a mutant...
GrandpaDave: No
CDRodeffer: Uh, I don't think so. But I have some turtle-like qualities, I suppose.
skelebone: I'm sure not, though I might turtle in RTS games.
chaddyboy_2000: Nope.
CortexBomb: I doubt it
Lord_Prussian: no, but I've been accused of it before
Spielfreak: no