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¿Question #4656?
puffinge: You find yourself in what appears to be a large barn. Before you are 5 boxes and a rolling pin. One of the horses has a sign dangling from his neck. In the distance you can hear the dulcet tones of a songbird.

TheGrimReeple: No.
Chillpad: Pinch yourself to confirm its real
Hector Vortac: At least there are no walkers. Hershel kept walkers in his barn. They found out and shot all the walkers. Later they burned it down. Oh by the way: Spoilers. edit: it's a year after I answered this question. I'm going through 'Recent Answers' and recognize the question, so I go back to remember how I answered. By great coincidence I am watching another episode of Walking Dead. It's the really disturbing one with Negan, episode 1 of season 7.
uberjoker: Do the boxes have games in them?
Fribian: Read the sign
ctimmins: I realize I've dropped acid again and I ignore everything because I know that I'm really safely at home eating lime Jello and hot dogs.
Woelf: > Give Puffinge a Yellow Card.
killerardvark: Run away before the banjos start playing!
Felimid: Read the sign (but remind the horse that I'm not his type).
aleo09: wow.
Spirit of 70: Ok.
Narlgoth: Question? Do you know what one is? See the way your sentence doesn't end in a question mark? That means it's not a question. >:- 1
holywolfman: awhhhh... what?
Blott: Have the cows been milked yet?
DeePee: "LOOK LEFT"
Great Dane: What is the question again?
zomborya: Doesn't a geekquestion have to be an actual question?
GrimJester: PUT PILE IN BOX. (this is in response to 2007-02-20: "/REREUPDATE: SAY SHIT: The horse drops a steaming pile.")
Frubgarde: And the question is?
Dathkadan: Read the sign, pilfer the boxes, use the rolling pin to club the bird to death.
GeneSteeler: Smash the boxes and look for Ammo.
pikkusiili2000: read sign
Boot2daHead: Plugh
Skotte: > read sign then> get rolling pin then> open boxes
myadestes: Songbird! Songbird! Get the binoculars!
Pigs Breakfast: Take the rolling pin and go make pie.
puffinge: n: you wander around and find yourself back where you started; the sign says "box 2"; you are empty-handed; jonathan: you now have a rolling pin; you kill the horse but not before he kills you, you are back where you started /UPDATE you now have a rolling pin and some boxes; there is nothing in the horse's mouth and the horse isn't moving no matter what you do. You can't quite hear what the songbird is singing. /REUPDATE eat: you don't care for the taste of rolling pin, and quickly throw it back down. /REREUPDATE: SAY SHIT: The horse drops a steaming pile.
ZeroZilla: None of that is a question, and I don't recognize the reference, but it sounds like the beginning of an interesting game.
POvidiusNaso: Yay! Adventure gaming! SAY SHIT
zircher: Get all.
Nazhuret: oh.
Flyspeck23: I run.
DHEK: I wake up.
Blacknightjj: what type of barn? what is it made out of?
Numskull: No I don't. You're lying.
Der Ubermolch: Read sign.
WalkerRedEye: whjat horses? you never said aught about horses be more exacting with your descriptions please!
Leo-T: Read sign
Capitaine Grappin: That's a question?
Yollege: Is my computer there? Because otherwise, I think you have the wrong person...
mjharper: Oh, f**k!
dougpartridge: read sign
dmomo: Eat
cad614: Somebody's smoking something good.
bigbadsteve: have you been spying on me?
mattprice: Red
davidgpeterson: drop bird
chriscarl25: I try to read the sign. What language is it in?
Chris Page: look gift horse in mouth. lead horse to water.
mrbeankc: Time for your medication?
CunningGabe: > look sign
chesrcat: I read the sign (after picking up the +1 rolling pin)
scriptorum: Open mailbox. Get leaflet. Read leaflet. Examine white house.
WatchmanX2000: Plugh
brainrob: What have I been smoking?
djlg: OK.
janiera: messed up Zork?
TheBoch: What???
Loquutus: Its time to blow something up, MacGyver-style.
Famous Mortimer: Great.
skrutsch: What's the sign say?
Fawkes: I don't see a question.
rootbeer: "Read sign."
AbeLincoln: boy the farmer sure is going to be mad that i put his daughter into these fives boxes....
ZombyDawg: I love lamp.
xlorp: Cast chain-linked fireball
jttm: Get rolling pin [5 points]. Strangle horse with sign [15 points]. South. Throw rolling pin at bird [30 points]
elmonty: Read sign
Cerebus: i
dakarp: read sign
Lord_Prussian: How nice for me. What's the question?
Spielfreak: So, what's the question? Who keeps a rolling pin in a barn? Why would a horse have a sign on it? Do you live in a barn?
chaddyboy_2000: Ok.
skelebone: Is there a mailbox here?
CDRodeffer: North