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¿Question #4747?
Null Signature: What would happen if you drank the kool-aid man?

TheGrimReeple: I don't know, but I can't help thinking of the bit from H2G2 where Ford describes hyperspace jumps as "unpleasantly like being drunk".
the manatee: "Awww, yea...NO! Dear God, no!"
xofour: pervert.
Randy Cox: Choke.
Caerid: OH, YEAH!
Woelf: He would devour your soul from the inside out.
u_2_guy: OH YEEEEAAAH!!!
FeelGoodND: intestinal intussusception
aramis: Depends upon who's kool-aid it is; Ken Keasey's, you hallucinate; Jim Jones, you die in agony; my wife's, hypoglycemic shock....
spayne: i would explode
ZeroZilla: That would NOT be O.k.
royaldoy: It's gonna hurt passing him through your orafice.
TMuscle: You would gain 100 lbs. and would not be able to do anything but talk about koolaid and be in all the stupid commercials.
dietevil: His wife (and my boyfriend) would be pissed off.
Geosmores: Need to use the bathroom
Froto: I wouldnt. He's a man(sort of), I'm a man. Just dont get down like that.
idiot crow: it would go to your stomach, man
ronster0: people would look at you and say "Hey, cool-aid".
Impr3ssion: You would receive his vast knowledge and power. Do so at your own peril!
FloydWing: he'd be naked
POvidiusNaso: He'd probably not be red any more. Unless the Koolaid in him stained his rayon-glass surface.
DHEK: He'd probably die. I think the drink in him is like, his blood or something.
DataRaven: you would be quite refreshed
Brentoon: the liberals would hound you for money and a public apology
PsyJam: I'd be in the washroom, accompanied by the sounds of.. 'Ohhh yeeaaahh!'
2amp: you'd mutate & become the NEW kool-aid man. Oh yeah!
Evil HummingBird: I believe he would wither and die
Gnarlythotep: 10-15 years in jail. No parole for a minimum of 5 years.
leslauber: Well, ummm, if he were a liquid...ummm, well, that's just disturbing, you know?
scriptorum: Well, if this were Guyana in 1978, I'd be dead. Thanks a LOT, Jim Jones!
KentuckyKid: You become the next kool-aid man.
doghouse724: I'd get sick. Really really sick.
hacksword: I would gain his power to break through any wall without hurting myself and then I'd break into a bank and search the safety deposit boxes for candy and butter.
mlanza: death by hyperhydration
WatchmanX2000: ick
brainrob: You'd burst
Karlsen: I am not entirely sure
skrutsch: He'd refill.
confuse_a_cat: OH NO!!!
bigbadsteve: OH YEAH!!
DarqueKhaos: you would need some thing to uninate in
MisterCranky: You'd urinate blood for months.
dogberry: You'd become the man.
Domokun: He would dehydrate
jttm: You'd be all refreshed?
Regault: I'd have to really, really, really go to the bathroom.
chaddyboy_2000: I don't think you can drink him; just his contents.
Cerebus: Dramatic rapid onset of heart failure, followed by collapse and death.
skelebone: I think he would get woozy and pass out.
CDRodeffer: I would be peeing for a long time.
CortexBomb: An evil clone would doubtless be spawned
Lord_Prussian: That is quite the improbable ponderable