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Hallow: Favorite Bible Verse?

ocdspectrum: Judge not, lest me put my foot in your @ss.
Jrtolf: John 6:47.
Hms_indefatigable: Matthew 11:28
oldhoss: There is only one religion in Wisconsin. And there is only one verse: Go Pack Go!
WillyRapier: "Yea though i walk through the valley of death, i shall fear no evil, for thou art with me, thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me" which should the be augmented with "And because i carry a big stick...and i'm the baddest motherf*cker in the valley"
pricero1: And, in the end // The love you take // Is equal to the love you make. Whadya mean, it’s not in the Bible?
Woelf: Matthew 6 (the whole chapter) -- you never seem to hear many sermons about that one.
bcooperok: KJV -- Psalms 50:9a "I will take no bull out of thy house..."
Bruneleschi: And they shall Know no fear
Jatoha: Be anxious for nothing, but in everything, with prayer and supplication and thanksgiving make your requests be made known before God and the peace of God which transends all understanding will keep your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.
Phil Fleischmann: Genesis 18:25 "Shall not the Judge of all the earth act justly?"
Vistathon: Jesus wept. Is that a verse of just a sentence? Sorry not big on the bible but I've had a go!
Felimid: Psalm 23: "Though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil."
Peristarkawan: John 3:16, because my name is a form of John and I was born on 3/16. I'm not religious, though.
pwilz: I can't really say I have one.
ricardofo: Luke 15,20: "So he got up and went to his father. While he was still far away, his father saw him and was filled with compassion. He ran to his son, threw his arms around him, and kissed him affectionately"
Polgara: noen
sbarrera: Galatians 4:19 "My little children, of whom I travail in birth again until Christ be formed in you."
Blott: 1 John 1:9 = "If we confess our sins he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness"
Wibblenut: Which ever is the shortest, is all nonsense
PhotonStorm: John 3:16
matthan: I don't have a favorite. There are so many great ones.
jtrleone: Psalm 23
DHEK: Don't have one.
warpozio: En God sprak licht en er was licht
SanguinousRex: What's a Bible?
chitshappen: John 3:17 (as long as we're lifting things completely out of context).
xlorp: Thou shalt commit adultery!
diehard4life: Ecclesiastes 7:3 "Grief is better than laughter, for when a face is sad, a heart may be glad."
Boomer: If I forget thee, O, Jerusalum, may my right hand lose its cunning.
BooChihuahua: Forgive them, they know not of what they do.
dmomo: Don' t know any.
Burnham: Acts 20:24 But my life is worth nothing unless I use it for doing the work assigned me by the lord Jesus, the work of telling others the good news of Gods wonderful kindness and love.
SisyphusX: Jesus Wept.
Enno: Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. (Mark Twain)
Cromaa: None
XenoMaster: The End
nm156: Book Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
jellospike: How could such a boring novel sell so well? No, no, I'm kidding, anything about killing children! Hey, kidding again! I guess the part where Jesus dies and Christanity goes: "Whee, at last! Love one another; what was that shit? Now that's he's gone, we can finally get to what's really important: killing Muslims, oppressing Jews, molesting children and all around going to hell! Amen!"
Helenoftroy: Revelations: "Standing on the moon, clothed in the sun." I really believe that is a reference to Our Lady of Gaudalupe.
Cavedog_pdx: Matthew 11:28
rawdawg: lick thee, or thou wilt be licken
Megadev: That one about the burning bush. That cracks me up every time.
ssmooth: Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with all thy might.
confuse_a_cat: Romans 8:38-39
Great Dane: none
davedanger: ..indulge not in foolish talk....
Loquutus: Ezekiel 25:17
locusshifter: In the beginning....
chrisisapimp: dont have one
Windopaene: hahahaha...oh you're serious. Um, The one about rich men not getting into heaven. Guess the televangelists and current administration missed that one. Or maybe the one that says "Thou shall not eat shrimp".
rjburns3: Job 42:5
sourwyrm: proverbs 16:18
CharlieWonka: Gospel of Mark - anywhere in there
skrutsch: Psalm 23 (I know, that's a chapter)
Lord_Prussian: I'll have to get back to you on that
heli: how about the one no one seems to know about: where Abram goes into a strange land and has his wife pretend to be his sister so she can seduce the king
fehrmeister: Ps.139
chockle: "When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives or a day or two he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property." Exodus 21:20 God says it's OK to kill your slaves as long as they don't die immediately?
r2mites: Romans 12:1-2
dpuskas73: Do not muzzle an ox.
mrbeankc: Thou shall not kill
2amp: matthew 25:40
batman: He cried (nice and short)
Jern: None
fizzix: "... and the Lord said, Whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town will be a beacon unto others."
scriptorum: Thou shalt eat ice cream.
nexttothemoon: An eye for an eye...at least I think it's in the bible somewhere.
squonk: HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 (you didn't specify which bible)
Mike A: 1 Thes. 5:16
gnomehome: None
puffinge: Something about casting the first stone.
Grimwold: Colossians 3 : 1 - 17
AlorielLelyn: Any of the myriad of contradictions
Bearcat89: Can't pick one...Romans 3:23, Romans 6:23, 1 John 1:9, John 1:12, John 3:16, Revelation 3:20
isbert: Romans 8:38-39 For ... nothing ... can separate us from the love of God in Jesus Christ. (paraphrased)
toulouse: In the prologue, where it says "The following is a work of fiction"
redhuntingcap: Zzzzzzzz . . .
GuyHill: Proverbs 19:13. Makes no sense whatsoever!
kuhrusty: Most anything in Deuteronomy. 23:1: "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Or 23:13: "And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:" Or mix Deuteronomy 20:13-17 with anything in Matthew. Although when I was a kid, the most instructive was the story where the all-powerful, all-knowing God commands Abraham to murder his beloved child as an offering. Abraham ties his son down & raises the knife, and God says, "whoa, psyche, dude, I just wanted to see if you'd actually do it."
Eric Haas: Jeremiah 51:63
Flyspeck23: "The lord is a man of war." - Exodus 15:3.
sos1: The ones about how religious hypocrites are the worst sinners.
scribidinus: The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal....
shippert: The one from Pulp Fiction, even if it isn't really in the bible.
J Davison: Favorite wha?
Blackwind: Amen.
Ludocrazy: Jesus wept.
jttm: The one which Jules always says...
CortexBomb: I am the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last
tedhkim: 1 thes 5:16-18
Aldie: Psalms.
BobDodgerBlue: There are so many to choose from: maybe Romans 10:9
chaddyboy_2000: I don't have a favorite, it's all good.
darthcliff: "Then there was Toulouse-Lautrec, who even shorter than Napoleon, who painted the Paris slums exactly how they would look, if you drank wormwood 24 hours a day, until you died. - The Boomer Bible
netfilterz: Never read the thing... Couldn't care less neither...
djlg: That which started the 7th Day Hopists: Faith Hop & Charity and the greatest of these is Hop.
Belash: my last question was "Favourite Curse Word"
Vince Londini: Tough one, start with John 5:24, perhaps Acts 20:21. Proverbs 3:31 ranks highly for me as well.
taraba: Ezekiel 23:20 She lusted after their genitals—they were as large as those of donkeys and their seminal emission was as strong as that of horses.
Dave: "Woe to you, O Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends his Beast with wrath, because He knows that time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six-hundred-and-sixty-six."
dietevil: I don't have one
raolsson: Judge not lest ye be judged.
louiseh: The End
djflippy: Never read it. Does the good guy win? Because I hate "hollywood" endings. ; )
dakarp: From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 2 Kings 2:23-24
Shakar: Psalm 69.
TD2008YDS: well, im muslim, but i'd have to say its the one about walking in the valley of death but not being afraid because the lord is with you. That always made me feel good.
snoozefest: none
Denise: Romans 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God. It's license to be weird because you are smart! :)
Jim_P: Tomato Ketchup Shake the bottle. None'll come, And then a lot'll.
EndersGame: Philippians 1:21-26 "For me to live is Christ ... for your progress and joy in the faith."
shumyum: And all flesh that moved on the earth perished, birds and cattle and beasts and every swarming thing that swarmed upon the earth, and all mankind; of all that was on the dry land, all in whose nostrils was the breath of the spirit of life, died. Thus He blotted out every living thing that was upon the face of the land, from man to animals to creeping things and to birds of the sky, and they were blotted out from the earth
Gelatinous Goo: II Timothy 2:15
WonderCinz: John 1:1
tragicpoet: Bible Vs. Truth.............. Truth in a first round knockout!
EYE of NiGHT: The things that you're liable, to read in the Bible, well they ain't necessarily so.
kunnagh: Isaiah 40:31
UhhhClem: Doesn't get much better than the opening of Lamentations.
WasQ: argh
berserkley: 23rd psalm
Debate: Exodus 22:18: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Friendless: Let him who hath understanding...
ValJor: I'm an atheist
janiera: Psalm 23
CDRodeffer: Lots of them.
skelebone: N/A