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¿Question #4923?
xlorp: How do you distract your opponent when you see the beginnings of a dangerous idea light bulb over their head?

zeotter: I bake a pie
BOBBYCAN: Big wet kiss on the mouth.
NewTroll: With a flashlight. Laser pointer can work in a pinch.
Narlgoth: Usually offer them food- works on most guys every time. :- 1
Woelf: I make a move that destroys or at least delays their plan.
Jatoha: I don't
Randy Cox: Look, a monkey!
Spirit of 70: You don't.
GrimJester: Make a joke, of course.
caradoc: Squeal like wounded pig and thrash on the floor till they leap up in horror/surprise/worry/disgust
aleo09: start humming
scriptorum: I talk about myself. If that fails to induce catatonia, the sedative in their drink should be kicking in any moment.
1000rpm: You see these? That must be useful/distracting.
rickfury: doing something drastic
woodnoggin: Fast talk
DHEK: Actually, I'll rather let them try to unleash whatever plan they have in mind. I'm curious to see what they have in store.
kuchick: low-cut blouse
xlorp: Take a monstrous chug, tell a funny joke and bluff that puppy
thesama: Physical Violence.
powwowdancer: Hey, if you're truly that screwed, you try to play in as unobtrusive way as possible in order not to give it away, just in case he or she hasn't seen it. I would never resort to cheating, unless, of course, it was actually a part of the game, cf "Illuminati."
waderam: Flash my breasts at them. And by "flash my breasts," I mean grab my wife and lift her shirt to flash HER breasts. And then I run like hell.
Chance: "Hey Look! It's Elvis!"
Cut & Space: trash talk
Firepigeon: cut the electricity
jasta6: I turn off the lights.............................
Favre4MVP: Point out something on the other end of the board, even if it's irrelevant.
Shotmagnet: shout "Look! A monkey!" then kick him in the nuts
wiz8mom: Lift up my shirt, but only if it's my husband.
Maraud: Boobs.
Chris Page: I always act as if I have the beginnings of a dangerous light bulb over my head.
bigbadsteve: i run around screaming about bees
Beowulf: Act like what they're contemplating is *exactly* what I want them to do.
Mig_: start acting like a fool, and pretend nothing's happening when they look at you.
vetinari7878: "Look, there's Reiner Knizia over there!".
Loquutus: Have you ever seen BASEketball? I'd probably use the Brando joke.
Cavedog_pdx: merciless tickling
POvidiusNaso: Choking fit.
Unitbuster: "Hey, look, it's a distraction!"
mrbeankc: Look! Aliens!!!!!!!
Tushratta: I usually punch them in the nose. When they recover from that, whatever they were thinking about before is well out of their mind.
skrutsch: I don't.
Nem Menuu: A wild offensive move.
skelebone: Fake a seizure.
Lord_Prussian: table talk
chaddyboy_2000: I flash my nipple.
jttm: I warn all the other players.
CortexBomb: Leaping onto the table and screaming that killer shrews are approaching would probalby do the trick
CDRodeffer: Spill something in their lap. Desperate times call for drastic measures.
puffinge: Look! A monkey!