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¿Question #4937?
[Deleted user]: [deleted question]

Cringing Dragon: At times I wish I were brainless. The idiocy of the people that manage the company I work for wouldn't grate anywhere near as much if that were the case.
Kosmoko: Because it would require some brain to recognize that.
Woelf: Their puppeteers generally don't provide them with that information.
Cardshark1029: Because, as a brainless tool, they lack the capacity to admit it.
magikaru: In their eyes, everyone else is a brainless tool
rlweagle: you want to consider yourself more then a cog but remeber without thoe cogs the machine doesn't work
Zamomin: Because every living person has something in their head, which - for a lack of a better term - we have to call their brain.
ricardofo: because they are brainless tools
Spirit of 70: Because most people aren't.
GrimJester: You first, I'll gladly follow.
Wabete: Oprah and Dr. Phil are to blame for this conundrum
vandemonium: I'll admit it if someone who isn't a brainless tool tells me to do so.
edomingox: because they are brainless tools
Frubgarde: Stupidity.
ZeroZilla: If they knew that they were the latter, they'd be disqualified on the former.
smittenkitten: Brainless tools don't know that they're brainless tools.
Capt O: too brainless
ShowTunes: Because they don't realize that they ARE brainless tools! They're brainless, remember?
DKahnt: don't know
vintermann: Ask yourself.
Diamat: Because their bovine nature prevents them from realising that they *are* brainless tools. Now, just let me get back to 'The X Factor', will ya?
tuttleboy: I tell my boss I'm brainless all the time, but dammit, I'm not a tool.
Ardos: bite me
aleo09: that's kinda harsh
DHEK: I wonder the same of you, actually...
Eric Haas: Maybe they aren't brainless tools.
POvidiusNaso: Denial and cognitive dissonance.
Brentoon: because they r too dumb to realize it
seppo21: Because they are brainless tools. It takes a minimal amount of brains to recognize both brainlessness and toolness.
Ebon Wendigo: Maybe, when you're brainless your perception is a bit skewed.
thegroff: Are you just a brainless tool?
ellephai: They're too brainless to know it. Is that not obvious?
scriptorum: Is it strange that a rock does not know it's a rock?
HScottBuck: Why haven't you?
brainrob: Because they'd lose their seats at the next election.
SisyphusX: They don't have the acumen to recognize it.
cln777: It is not that they are brainless, but that they have not tapped into what is there.
RyanMC: because your are an idiot
chriscarl25: Becaise they are brainless tools.
ZombyDawg: I have a theory on this. It actually has something to do with being a brainless tool.
vampywife: i've been asking that question for some time now.
MattDP: You must be one to need to ask the question! Man, what's the world coming to?
marshalljansen: They don't have the brain power to realize it, and their faceless masters won't tell them.
jellospike: It's hard to do anything without a brain
Helenoftroy: because they are brainless tools
zombiegod: for fear of ridicule
mrspank: Because they are brainless tools. Thankfully I'm not one of them.
Platinum Dragon: Can't talk now: tooling.
korppu: I do
Favre4MVP: I don't understand the question?
SenorOcho: How can you see the flies in your eyes if you've got flies in your eyes?
confuse_a_cat: Most people probably don't want to think that they are tools.
jasta6: 'Cause our governments have done their (perceived) jobs well!!!! Power to the sheeple!?
MDettmer81: They don't know any better. Get it, because they're brainless... and can't think... cause they don't have a brain... *sigh*
shebby: What is a brain?
djlg: That would take perception & intelligence.
phoeniix: pride?
puffinge: yea, I would admit it if I was
Tushratta: Because we're brainwashed.
skelebone: I'm not a brainless tool, I'm a spineless artifact.
Lord_Prussian: pride
chaddyboy_2000: Alright, you got me, I'm a brainless tool.
jttm: Are you trying to tell us something?
CortexBomb: Because they're too stupid and stubborn to realise it?
heli: They're not smart enough to know this.
CDRodeffer: I know you're living in denial, Josh, so here's a tissue.