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¿Question #4952?
Randy Cox: OK, how long (in minutes, not distance) is your average dump (yeah, I'm talking a sh!t session)?

Spirit of 70: I don't track the time.
Jatoha: oh, give me a... EW!
Woelf: Under 5 minutes.
MisterCranky: This answer brought to you by Turkey Basters Anonymous.
pwilz: Oh, for crying out loud, I'm not going to make that widely available. It's bad enough that everyone knows my opinion on stuff. I'm not going into details about my bowel movements. Randy, I'm disappointed in you.
jessitron: about 2. Plus another 10 if I brought a book or magazine, but that's just me hoarding the rare moment of privace
Hendal: 72 - Oh I thought you said Hump
ZeroZilla: 4 min. average. Just as many shorter as longer.
cgund: Wow, this one gets you red-exed.
falloutfan: 3-4 minutes
BuddhaPhi: Days, man. Days.
Geosmores: 15 minutes
Neil Thomson: I'm an impatient dumper - so I reallyu get them out in Olympic time. Somehthing like 12-15 seconds. Oh right...too much information
Bixby: You really need to get another hobby.
Impr3ssion: Oh, wow. You must be a hit with the ladies.
juheimbu: 5-10
atrium: 1 minute. Get it done and get out of there.
hacksword: CENSORSHIP
DHEK: 15 minutes.
scriptorum: Less than one, unless I'm reading a book in there.
airborne101: around half an hour un less i am in a hurry
Brentoon: 30 secs
Nimrod6: 5
POvidiusNaso: 3 or 4.
cowdog: About 1.5 if I don't have a book, 20 if I do.
rawdawg: 4 minutes including wiping
vampywife: why would anyone even want that information???
CMOT Dibbler: 40 seconds. And then another 14.2 minutes reading on the toilet.
Archvile: 10 minutes
mlanza: 4
Continental Drift: 2 minutes.
Cavedog_pdx: It really depends on the time of day and what I've eaten in the last 48 hours.
Zambo: The time actually spent defecating, or the whole thing?
brainrob: Depends upon the contents of my bowels and the beer/curry ratio
Famous Mortimer: .012 minutes.
Cyberjunk: Never long enough.
jellospike: Longer than vomiting
Loquutus: I stock the bathroom with plenty of reading material.
beakermyers: Next question
ZombyDawg: Thanks to wireless technology I can go for hours.
skelebone: I can spend a good 20 minutes in there, though not constantly excreting -- though that would be a lot if I could.
Randy Cox: Well, I was curious, really. Curious about the question. Curious about the google ads we'd generate. Curious as to how many people would skirt the question. But I'd have to say that I can easily average 20 minutes. My brother thinks 20 seconds is too long. Oh, and Bill, your two-bathroom experience gets summed together into a single answer.
Lord_Prussian: I don't really keep track
chaddyboy_2000: Maybe 5 minutes?
jttm: Why do you care?
Spielfreak: You mean I'm supposed to be timing these sessions. Sheez!
puffinge: I have one on film if you want to time it yourself.
CortexBomb: I could answer, but I think the greater question is whether you really want to read the answers to this question, or if you're just curious how personal people are willing to get...I'm betting the latter
CDRodeffer: Sigh. Grunt. Sigh.