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¿Question #4967?
puffinge: Hit us with your best haiku. Make us laugh.

Woelf: Yellow card / I put no effort into this / It's probably wrong
srturtle: Here are a couple I wrote while working in a laundromat: oh, little stain / we have chemicals for you / towels white again. phil lesh played with dead / camp counselors will go see / oops, they lost tickets
theaarondean: Some words often have / different syllable counts / poetry is hard
Phil Fleischmann: I should make you laugh? You've never done so for me. Uranus, scrotum.
purplewurple: I needed a drink. So I poured myself a glass: De Verboden Vrucht.
Felimid: Night fades into dawn / A breeze blows across the lake / Leaves rustle and sigh
waharvey: Haikus are easy,
Moenja: Ok, 'catch this' I said / Alas Bill Cleary fumbled / The haiku missed him
Spirit of 70: I will not.
tankexmortis: No. I cannot write. As hard as I try, I fail. I am just too dumb.
kensheffield: not a question
Geosmores: I am not very good at Haiku
aleo09: what's that
Nef_: If I hit you with something, you wouldn't be laughing. Trust me.
DHEK: I don't do haikus.
POvidiusNaso: green, moist, and mushy | sits on my fingertip, waits | for wife to turn 'round
unixrevolution: Making a Poem;With Just Seven Syllables; Is Very Diffi
scriptorum: I rolled a seven / Where should I move the robber? / Sorry, I need wheat
Poetprince: This question is bad. I click to find a better one. I am out of luck.
bigbadsteve: this sucks/ i fail/ bite me
Dorque: Pain would not cause laughs. Haiku better on pillow. Get a good night's sleep.
Nekura: Bargain vacation / Only during off-season / Ask us how this year!
bekudno: "GeekQuestions sound fun..." / Cathode ray tube fries my brain / Drool puddle sparkles
brainrob: I spent all my day / answering these questions / what a waste of time
confuse_a_cat: Shiny contraption/ pops up my breakfast. Hey Dad,/ Leggo my Eggo!
mgringo: True sadist knows truth, Good pleasure can be saying, "No" when Slave begs "Yes"
skelebone: terrible questions, tedious and moronic, I shit on your chest
javelin98: The Geek has taught me / Never to web-surf at work / Without my pants on.
puffinge: Sorry for you, Dave / four syllables in that one / your haiku is bad
Lord_Prussian: Oooh, I like haiku. I will finish this later. Hope I don't forget.
Dave: I've always wondered / just how many syllables / are in "puffinge"
chaddyboy_2000: This is a haiku.
Randy Cox: Or versus versus / Irritating pad questions / True life gaming; Yuck!
CDRodeffer: Please phrase your question / In the form of a Haiku / For the best response
jttm: A puffin flies free; annoying all with its song; falling poop from sky.