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¿Question #5027?
puffinge: What percentage of GeekQuestions should be absurdist?

Woelf: Defining a specific percentage would be absurd.
GeoffreyB: 15%
pricero1: Approximately the same percentage as the percentage of absurdist Questioneers.
watcher969: 210%
Felimid: The cubist would say everything within the square should be non-absurdist, everything outside of it absurdist. The abstract artist would say that no box is necessary, merely an abstraction of it is needed. The impressionist would say that more wet concrete is needed to make a good impression. The Dali-ist would say that anything that resembles reality is unreal. The nihilist would say that Neal knows everything and Nietzche was a fraud.
tankexmortis: Everything is absurd.
Spirit of 70: Aren't they all, already?
beerbear: 78%
Fennic: (phi + ln(x)) /100, where phi is the golden ratio of answers you should have stopped at, and x is the time past which you should have already moved on to something else
pwilz: Who are you to suggest GeekQuestions be absur! .. oh, hi Puffinge.
Cringing Dragon: Enough to keep the right proportion of absurdist Geek Answers.
zemus: 50%
Polgara: 99%
timstellmach: Green.
penda: As many as you like. You da man!
alcbkr: 15%
dogzard: In the end, aren't they all?
ZeroZilla: 7% But these should still have some sort of response-required component.
Myrdin T Sasnak: From what I have seen, an absurd percentage already are.
POvidiusNaso: angina%
DHEK: Seems like maybe about 25% belong there.
Skadar: Zero.
martybjsg: over 57%
SquarePegIX: q
aleo09: a good number
corross: Silly? 50%. Absurdist (as in truly senseless)? None.
bishop007: -Black Bird%
xlorp: Leventy-four!
GrimJester: 0^0 times 100
Galvatron: A smaller one.
themightyhump: Approximately sqrt((x-y)^2+(y^2-x^2)^2), where x is pi and y is the imaginary root.
ltux: Q
Chris Page: Two apples and up-the-daisy!
dmomo: 11.4
Dorque: Nope.
FrozenHoHos: More than what we have now
Nekura: Blue
Hoju: 100.00001 %
scriptorum: 7.2%
WatchmanX2000: 5.1451532468815365624634652345557344532
MochaKimono: Eh?
djlg: 3.14159%
Kazin: ~5%
Platinum Dragon: 802.0128765%, and not one significant figure more or less dammit!
Karlsen: 1.3%
brainrob: 100
LemonyFresh: 2
skrutsch: 4.9%
Tushratta: 30% by weight, but not by volume.
_Kael_: Less than what is is now
Tompy: 0%
bigbadsteve: 85%
jasta6: 100%
jellospike: no more than 5-10%
ssmooth: Pickle soup
ZombyDawg: blue
ValJor: Zero
puffinge: You should have defined absurdist more clearly, you dope.
CortexBomb: A much smaller percentage than they presently stand at
chaddyboy_2000: 100%.
CDRodeffer: I think it's fair to expect some small percentage to be absurd, but that precentage should be about 70% smaller than it is now.
Lord_Prussian: 10
Dave: Less than 1%.
skelebone: Less than one half of one half of one half of one percent.
jttm: Should be the ratio of puffinge/cranky questions to everyone else
Randy Cox: 0.17%