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¿Question #503?
pernishus: Mustard or Mayonnaise?

ashroll: Mustard
oldhoss: Don't make me choose!
Woelf: Mayo
Narlgoth: Mayo
Felimid: Mayo.
jaynova: Mustardaise.
Jatoha: both
bcooperok: Mayo on pork; Mustard on beef.
weed131: mayo, except on a hot dog, then mustard
frankco85: Mustard
Cal the Vagrant: Mustard!
ricardofo: Mustard
Drakeyx: Neither.
ReinhartTR: Mustard!
Spirit of 70: It depends on the sandwich
fnord23: The one that cuts it.
Der Ubermolch: Mustard. Mayonnaise isn't a food. At best it's a lubricant.
joebelanger: mayo
banan: Mustard
DarrellKH: Honey Dijon
hacksword: boring
dogzard: Mustard
Wibblenut: Mayo... Why are you thinking of buying shares in the condiments conglomerates?
Impr3ssion: I put one on one bun, one on the other. But make it Miracle Whip--it's got that tastey zip!
spacerx: both
papa_bear_is_asleep: Mayonnaise, but not that dreadful sweet "mayonnaise" you get in Australia.
yprbest: Mayonnaise. With a dash of mustard to strengthen it.
DHEK: Mayonnaise.
Numskull: Mustard, but only if I must have one or the other.
themagni: Both.
One Fat Pug: Wouldn't you like to know...?
Brentoon: Wow he really did give a complicated answer, that Penguin Hatcher, personally I forgive that it looks so similiar to cum and choose maynonaise, in fact i would choose it over a lot of things. You know when I began answering this questionI had no intentention of making ti more complicated than Penguin Hatcher's answer, but look how it turned out?
Penguin_Hatcher: neither, and its those kind of questions i can actually answer.
SanguinousRex: Mayo! Mmm...
Magnus the Blue: Mustard
Geosmores: Both
aleo09: Mustard
Redbeardin84: depends on the fare
erikk: mustard
ZiggyZambo: On what?
SybotCB: Neither
Capitaine Grappin: A bix of both
pitferret: Mustard - especially "Sweet Beet & Horseradish Mustard" or "Smokey Onion Mustard" mmmmmmm.
Agyar900: Mayo
anonInternetName: I use both at the same time
Cut & Space: Mayo
prolifekilledmywife: Mayonnaise disgusts me more than anything I see with similar frequency.
ZombyDawg: Mayo
eddyspaghetti: Mustard
Dorque: Nope.
WalkerRedEye: Good God! Custard man its custard!
MaksimSmelchak: I really like the Wasabi Mayo you can purchase from Trader Joe's. However, I wouldn't miss an opportunity to say this: "Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
stove: Ye.
Nap16: Both
javelin98: Mayo!
Nekura: Both on lunchmeat
brainrob: Depends on the food
nouge: Col. Mustard, of course. Madamoiselle Mayonnaise is just an innocent, caught up in this dreadful business.
oceanika: Dijon
matriculate: Mustard
lordgro: Mayo, no question.
Famous Mortimer: Mayostard.
cerulean: typically neither, but mustard is tasty in limited applications. Mostly I shy away from condiments because they are needless calories and loaded with salt.
bigbadsteve: Mustard
catchnick4: mayo
Loquutus: Mustard.
POvidiusNaso: Mayo.
jellospike: mayo, but real one, not that weird miracle whip stuff
scriptorum: I probably consume more mayo than tard.
Agrajag: Mustard
GI Joe: Mustard
kytmuisco: Mayo.
Belash: i like both
GuyHill: Mayo
rdmasters: Chutney.
The Unbeliever: 42
zdschaffner: Depends
toulouse: Mayo
deadkenny: Mayo
BaSL: Do you know we have mustardmayonaise?
Sceadeau: Mustard, by far
ThatFalafelGirl: blech. gross. Neither
glookose: whats the point of these stupid this or that questions?
Lord_Prussian: Both
KnobDoctor: On top of what?
4wire: mustard
jimchris: Mustard.
nexttothemoon: Mustard by far...mayo sucks eggs.
Jern: Mustard
AWildEep: Mustard
heli: brown mustard
disclamer: Mustard
Toxidyne: Mayo. Especially if it is slightly aged.
2amp: catsup or ketchup?
midgetsrawk: Mustard
Randy Cox: Never mayo.
leece: Mustard
djflippy: Hate the Mayo.
dakarp: Mustard
kennyb: mayo in sandwichs, mustard with dogs, burgers, fries(try it!)
TragicHeroBC: Mustard.
AlorielLelyn: Mustard. Mayo isn't vegan. Nayo isn't bad though. Still prefer mustard.
Oborro: mayo
[Deleted user]: Mustard
puffinge: Mustard! Mayonnaise is evil.
fsumarc: both
onky: Both.
Blackwind: mustard
Mordachai: Both.
RealBadMoFo: Mayonnaise
isolated: Mustard.
m_r_tyler: A better question would be "Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise?"
Bluenose: Marmite, I'm afraid.
DangerMouse: Mustard
Mosse: mustard on the sausage. mayo on the sandwich
gnomehome: Neither
P.O.G.G.: usually mustard
Cristina: mayo
Ludocrazy: Mustard if I have to pick
chaddyboy_2000: Mayo.
geberus: both
darthcliff: Yes
Abundance of Flowers: Mustard
BobDodgerBlue: Mayo
Eric Haas: Yes
PghArch: Mustard
raolsson: Mustard
yossarians: Miracle whip
Reloaded: Mayo
louiseh: Mustard in cooking. Otherwise neither.
Critical Mass: dijonaise (best of both worlds)
Shakar: Mustard, Dijonnaise please.
CDRodeffer: Yes, please
ct_cruiser: Mayo
snoozefest: both
TD2008YDS: stard
djlg: Mustard
jttm: Mayo
hooded_paladin: Both. But only on sandwiches.
Chris Tettamanti: Mustard
fizzix: Hot Sauce
shumyum: mustard
Gelatinous Goo: mustard
LudesFactor: both
PopeBrain: Mustard.
ScottBecker: mayonnaise
HBGlover: Mustard. I've hated Mayo all my life.
CortexBomb: Mayo, it's good on so many things
Scott Tepper: both
ynnen: Hot, spicy mustard
MisterCranky: Neither is particularly useful as a motor oil.
CheetohFingers: Mayo
TamiWhitsett: blech to both
WasQ: Mayonnaise
janiera: Mayo
nnf1: Mustard-Mayonnaise is the medium for superbugs here's a shout out to staphilocollysucs(?)
Flyspeck23: Mayonnaise.
mrbeankc: Mustard
tragicpoet: Mayo or Ranch Dressing
Mike A: Mustard.
Spielfreak: Mustard, preferably of the dijon variety
ValJor: Mayo
viogression: Mustard. Mayonnaise should be illegal.
skelebone: Mustard on a sandwich or a hot dog, real mayo on french fries.
Debate: Mustard
Friendless: English or French mustard