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¿Question #5057?
Randy Cox: Where would you expect the assholes-per-capita ratio to be greater: Northeastern US or Southeastern US?

the_fifth_horseman: If you count colostomies as an additional asshole, that depends on the number of colostomy operations in the region.
Woelf: Definitively, it's red states.
Jrtolf: Midwest. Specifically Michigan.
pricero1: According to Randy Newman, rednecks don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. How does this influence the calculations?
MegaDoomer: Northern
Myok: You can expect 1 in 20 people to be a royal, consistent asshole everywhere. I think of the other jerks I encounter as just having a bad day until proven otherwise.
Narlgoth: Northeasten US
Greedo: SE
zenmazster: NE
Evil Wayne: Wow, way to cut out all the dicks west of the Mississippi.
Colonel Ripper: Northeastern
Tomba: about the same; both worryingly high
ahauwi1: NE in the winters; SE in the summers. Probably some sort of snowbird effect - the birds leave and the a-holes stay (or maybe are just regular joes made more asinine by the foul weather)
hob69: depends on your definition of 'asshole'
Squigherder: northeastern
Polgara: US period
ZeroZilla: Tough one. Are we including Washington D.C. in one of them?
El Hidalgo: Would Washington D.C. be considered North or South???
bismarck1871: Northeastern for a certainty.
ValerieF: southeast, or southmiddle, pretty much the south
geigerclan: northeastern
2amp: depends. where are you?
Mad Wet Squirrel: Pretty even match, with the self-righteous assholes in NW, and the unibrow superstitious ones in the SE.
xofour: I would imagine it would be equal. One per person. Althought now that I think further on, I would imagine that the Northeastern US might actually have more bizzare plastic surgeons, who are willing to accomodate anybodies particular flesh modification desire for a price. So you could get a few more per person in the Northeast. But once the operation is done, there is no guarantee that the people will stay in the Northeast, so without a very personal, and honest survey, I really don't think there is a way to find the ture answer. On the other hand, this seems to be an opinion question. So I would say it would probably be about equal....wait no. I would say southeastern....perhaps mideastern. Because the only reason I can think of for getting another installed is so that more people can kiss it at one time. And that would probably mean polititions. Cause the more lobbyists you can attract the better off you are, right?
Songlian: Northeastern!
DHEK: Southeastern US.
Rompcat: Northeastern
Chad Jensen: Which region did you say you lived in again?
malloc: I live in Maryland so I am kinda screwed either way.
aleo09: i haven't done a survey
Brentoon: northeastern...id rather go to northeastern tho, and that's part of why. Southeastern has old ppl, and not a ton of old ppl r assholes, but in newyork.....i dont even have to say it
martybjsg: Northeastern US
onky: SE.
POvidiusNaso: Southeastern, if by "asshole" you mean Republican. If you mean geniunely unlikeable, probably the Northeast.
Gamegrunt: Northeastern US
iamalias: Northeast US without a doubt.
Geosmores: Northeastern or southwestern
scriptorum: Sounds statistical, but this question is egregiously subjective. For instance, surely you think I'm an asshole, whereas I think you're the asshole. Where are we now? And what about Scott Reed, who thinks we're both assholes? Obviously we'd band together and call him a bigger asshole, but you see my point here. Asshole. So anyhow, from my perspective, it's about even...
Leo-T: Depends - where do you place Washington D.C. - where ever it falls is the answer.
Lothartvni: Northeast, though I haven't been to the Southeast yet.
daveroswell: the same, theyre just diffrent kinds of assholes...
PlanetSmasher: Tough call. I think more are up here, but per-capita I got to go S.E.
dmomo: OOH. Good question. I hate to say N.E.
Cromaa: SE...that's where I live...they're all here
brainrob: Southeastern
djlg: It'd be a dead heat.
MaksimSmelchak: Northeastern USA, hands down... New York and New Jersey are both there!
residue: Northeastern US. Rednecks aren't assholes.
ben_ethus: Northeast
LemonyFresh: Ooooh - interesting. I might have to go South.
Kazin: The Bible Belt. I guess that's southern-southeastern US
tipigi: northeastern, even though I'd rather live there. I guess that says something about my personality!
Jim_P: Southeast?
Gregol: North
Jvsquare: Having lived in both, I'd say the Northeast US.
javelin98: Northeastern, definitely. Know that one from personal experience.
bigbadsteve: Northeastern
MisterCranky: Northeastern, by a wide margin.
ValJor: As a Canadian I don't feel myself competent enough on American assholeness to provide a meaningful answer.
ZombyDawg: Well, you might think that it was the Northeast because the assholes are easier to spot. In the South there's that wierd Southern hospitality which is really just like artificial sweetener that people on a diet use. It seems nice and sweet but it's not real. If someone in the Northeast doesn't like you they'll be honest and let you know in no uncertain terms whereas in the South you are never quite sure. So I guess you have to decide if you like people to be nice or if you like them to be honest. It really just comes down to how much of a sensitive pussy YOU are.
jttm: Couldn't even begin to imagine.
Lord_Prussian: Northeastern
Great Dane: Don't know, but I find it interesting that the only choices are in USA...
sos1: When I hear "asshole," I think of a redneck. When I think redneck, I think of the SE.
skelebone: I'll go with Northeastern.
chaddyboy_2000: Northeastern.
CDRodeffer: Oh, that's a tough call. But I'll say the damn Yankees get the nod.