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Cavedog_pdx: Briefly describe the worst date you've ever been on.

syphon: I haven't really had any 'bad dates'. The worst was a dinner where...I just didn't have any chemistry with my date. I had a nice meal, though. And she was good company. Just no sparks.
Spirit of 70: I've never had a bad one. I don't date someone I haven't known well, first.
Zedsdead: Ugh, too painful. The only thing it lacked for a perfect 10 on the scale of Hellishness was a wedgie.
OtubrabNad: April 10, 1992. There's just something about that date that rubs me the wrong way.
Jatoha: This guy was really annoying, he acted like I should be thrilled to be on a date with him.
PsyJam: No blow job. Terrible.
ricardofo: the day my mother died
kathleenryan: Well, there was the "Sadie Hawkins" Dance at high school. I was a sophomore and asked this guy to it that was in my English Class. He had been staring at me from across the room for about two months, and I looked back, so I asked him. It turned out we had nothing in common and it was so uncomfortable and strange to be with him. I couldn't wait for the evening to be over. Mercifully, that was the only bad date I ever had.
Randy Cox: #1: I was in high school, she was maybe 9th grade. She told a friend of hers that it was a "pity date." It was a triple date. Somewhere in there I konked her on the head with my elbow accidentally. To make matters worse, it was to see our church basketball team in the playoffs. I was on the team, but a few of us were asked not to dress out for the game (because everyone has to play a couple of minutes). #2: Blind date with a girl I had only talked to on the phone. Someone indelicately said "Who ordered the cow." Interestingly, about 3 or 4 years later, she showed up at a party for a buddy who was getting married (I didn't attend). He said she was "hot" by then and I believe that was his last sex pre-marriage.
Blade Spirit: see, that is assuming your parents let you date...
earthvssoup: met my ex-gf's stepmom and grandmother when we all went out to eat. the stepmom asked me if i knew the score of the fottball game last night. "Football game? What football game?" I asked, because I hate football. She just looked at me disapprovingly. A few minutes later she asked if I liked Nascar. I said, "Of course not." and she asked me if I was gay.
Harkonnen13: Too many to count, usually involved too much alcohol, all between the ages of 15-17.
CharmlessMan77: Blind Date. Girl was unnatractive. Strong in her religion, felt my religious beliefs made me a member of a cult. She wanted to know what I spent my money on each and every day, so she could decide if I was a wasteful person.
DHEK: Don't really remember. Not sure if I've even had a disasterous date.
Brentoon: I hadda bad one that ended with me making her mad at me by stealing her car....
Majiken: The one where I proposed to my ex-wife. What an idiot I was.
aleo09: the one where she gave me a fake number
Beelzebub: After ordering the most expensive item on the menu she told me she didn't usually date men.
UhhhClem: Well, she was married, and 20 years older than me, and drunk, and it ended in an abandoned rusted-out Saab.
ZiggyZambo: None... Only ever dated one woman (my wife)
bigbadsteve: she yelled at me cause they brought my food out on a styrafoam plate.
POvidiusNaso: Went to a coffee shop with a co-worker. I went on and on about LSD and people stared at us.
TaliaIsabelle: none
Dorque: Terrorists, fire, helicopter, ju-jitsu, no kiss.
jasta6: Chick just talked all about her ex-boy friend all night and it ended up she just wanted to get back at him.....................
scribidinus: Can't be done briefly. Maybe I'll come back to this one.
MaksimSmelchak: I don't think I could make it brief... it was BAD...
mlanza: She asked to bring a friend and then hardly spoke to me; I talked mainly to the friend.
kinetic: I had just finished high school and finally got around to asking a girl that I had liked alot for the last couple of years from school. We went to the movies and had some dinner, I thought it was going really well until she mentioned her boyfriend. I had no idea she had a boyfriend, I had known her for ages and we got along really well. I was shattered. Everything after that moment was a blur, I have no idea what movie we saw or what restaurant we went to, it was tragic.
scriptorum: I can't be any briefer than "glad it's over"
brainrob: Silence ...
hacksword: Vin Diesel
ZombyDawg: Her fake fingernails kept coming off. Big fake nails are gross. Regular fingernails that are long give me the eeby geebies. I told her I just wanted to be friends (and you know what that means).
davidgpeterson: actually i dont think i've had any....thankfully enough
Famous Mortimer: Double date: Me, a buddy, and two sisters. My date sucked, his didn't. Therefore, the date refused to end.
skrutsch: This guy asked me to marry him on our first date. (It was a blind date so we'd never even met.) He knew I had a serious boyfriend and was just going out to make my sister-in-law happy.
chrisisapimp: with some fat chick it suxed
red turtle: too long ago and I cant remember
chaddyboy_2000: When I went to prom my sophomore year, before I could drive, my then girlfriend's sister, who was 4 years older than us, drove us to the restaurant and ate with us. It was kind of strange.
Lord_Prussian: No really bad experiences
jttm: It ended with "lets be friends"
CDRodeffer: Well, there was this psychotic girl...
skelebone: I don't recall ever being on a very bad date... but I guess there were one or two where things were a bit awkward, or I do recall the girl who spoke in a monotone, but she had big cans.
Dave: This is too good a story to tell in this format. One day I'll blog it and let you know.
puffinge: Blind date, she hated me, she left.