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¿Question #5088?
erli: How do you go about telling someone with greesy/dirty hands to wash them before handling the components of a precious new game?

ocdspectrum: I point to the sign in my game room and have them sign a copy of my rules.
Phil Fleischmann: Open your mouth and use your vocal chords.
vandemonium: Don't touch my game you doofus, LORD_PRUSSIAN!
Woelf: You tell them to wash their hands. It's not an issue if you don't make it one.
poeticallybored: "I don't mean to seem like an OCD douchebag, but..."
Randy Cox: You say, "Hey, you. Yeah, you. Go wash your hand if you want to play."
BlaiseandTara: That is tough. I usually just let them play Simpsons Clue.
utahBGG: With a heavy blunt object
FNH1: Make everyone wash their hands, claiming your a cleanliness nutter.
michely: Wash your hands you filty pig... and at the same time could you bring me a glass of water honey.
the grim reaper: just ask, if they won't : bye bye
DHEK: Just tell them directly. If they're not jerks they'll understand and comply.
aleo09: nicely
martybjsg: Go wash your &$%@ hands!
onky: By handing over a bar of soap.
Frodd: 'Wash your hands'... right? Did I get it right? o.O
ansc1023: get out of here with your pizza hands, and don't come back until they are clean
thesama: "Hey, jerk-face, washer yer grubby mitts!"
scriptorum: Say, "Hey, StinkBoy, it's a scrubbing for you!" Then pull out a fire extinguisher and empty it into their face. Finally, hit them with a frying pan repeatedly until they pass out. At this point, you can wash their hands for them. Or skip town.
chockle: "Hey, could you wash your hands? Sorry, but I'm a freak about keeping the pieces of my games clean, you filthy bastard!"
Ebon Wendigo: Please go wash your hands because they are dirty and I don't wish to get the game dirty
f_briere: Gerroff me game you salvage little mussle!
CraftyShafty: Politely...while holding a big stick in your fist.
Russ G.: Hey! Are your hands clean??
puffinge: wash your hands now or I'm taking off all my clothes.
dynoegg: Well, like this: "Go wash your hands please, thanks". It works for me anyway.
albers: Dude, wash your hands before handling the game pieces.
Dorque: "Wash your damn hands, hippy."
FrozenHoHos: "No, Biff. Get your damn hands off her." Then I explain what that means.
vampywife: Take them into the bathroom and brag about your great smelling handsoap.
Winter Wolf: Well I like to take the calm way. I say " YOU, MR. GREESY DIRTY HANDS!!! Go and wash those things or hit the road".
Chris Page: Politely. Unless they're multiple clueless repeat offenders.
mrspank: Go wash your filthy, grubby hands before touching my precious.
crimsonlady: After I correct the spelling of greasy, I'd suggest we all might want to wash up before we start playing
skrutsch: I say, "Oh, I better wash my hands. I don't want to get the game dirty."
jellospike: Go wash your greasy/dirty hands!
djlg: "Would you mind washing your hands before we play?"
ZombyDawg: Try, "Hey! Wash your hands before you touch this. I mean it."
ssmooth: I say, "Wash your hands before you touch this!"
Cavedog_pdx: Dude your hands are like all gooey and shit!
chaddyboy_2000: Please wash your filthy gands.
Lord_Prussian: Hey, would you mind washing your hands?
jttm: Here's a map to the bathroom. The soap and the tap have been labelled. Failure to comply gets you a spectator seat.
Spielfreak: Hey, could you please wash your hands before we play?
heli: Be up front and direct.
CDRodeffer: Is it Crokinole? If not, I usually don't bother.
skelebone: "Go wash your greasy/dirty hands before you handle the components of my precious new game"
CortexBomb: Um...by telling them to keep their greasy hands off the game unless they feel like buying a replacement?