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¿Question #509?
ensor: You find a turtle on its back in the desert. Do you turn it over?

Woelf: If it really is a turtle/tortoise, yes. If it's actually moscowmitch, it gets thoughts and prayers.
oldhoss: Yes.
the manatee: Yes.
bcooperok: Sure. And I point it North.
sweetgotham: Actually, I think the question was about a 'tortoise'... Rachael then had to ask what that was...
Warpiglet: sure. with a stick. if he bites.
dove: Yes
senorcoo: I'm probably eating him.
Blott: Yes, 360 degrees over.
Felimid: Yes.
kowgawd: Nope, Spin it. That turtle needs some more excitement.
Infomanohio: If it's still alive, yes.
changeling: No I take it were it belong.
LordOrin: Is it a snapping turtle or a ninja turtle?
RatDog: What's a tortoise?
mileser: Yeah
Harkonnen13: What's a turtle? Let me tell you about my mother...BANG
GamingWench: Are there turtles in the desert? If so, yes.
Der Ubermolch: Don't ask me about my mother.
gmcash: sure
jjacjackson: Absolutely
jannelle: Yes, if you don't it will die because its organs will be crushed.
Chris Page: Is it a god?
Pseudo Nymh: Sounds like a prime time for a drive-by point and laugh.
Numskull: Sure.
DHEK: Yes. In fact, if I can, I'll take it along with me.
diemacher: If it asks
Tushratta: It would be hard to turn over the desert, but I might try.
aleo09: yes
Capitaine Grappin: I kick it
fernworthy: yes
Radien: Yes, unless it's dead.
Beelzebub: Tell me about your mother.
sourwyrm: yes
dmomo: No. I'd kick it into all of the other turtles and grab all of the coins before it flipped over and sprouted wings.
vampywife: yes
Dorque: Yup.
confuse_a_cat: Let me tell you about my mother.
Deeghter: If it's still alive, yes of course!!!!!
Android: yup.
lauramath: Absolutely
brainrob: Is it dead?
Joanna Olsen: If it's alive ... yes ... and then I shoot you ... (am I a replicant then?)
bigbadsteve: chances are, i flipped it over in the first place
RealBadMoFo: No, I build a fire and eat the turtle.
starbug: I'd take it along with me.
Gialmere: yes
jellospike: HA! This is from Blade Runner! Now you're hit!
richdknows: yers
ecasco_online: I don't know.
Loquutus: Sure.
Tailuje: why?
vetinari7878: Sure.
POvidiusNaso: Yes.
chillrunr: yes
phantomvortex: Yes, there could be tiny pastel camels trapped underneath.
scriptorum: My mother? I'll tell you about my mother.
mrbeankc: sure
notquitekarpov: it's shell might make a shady hat, though?
GrandpaDave: Of course
Dr. No: Are there? Nevertheless, sure, why not?
Megadev: Probably but only after pointing and laughing and teasing it for a couple minutes.
CharlieWonka: How the hell did it get to the desert.
edosan: Yes
hibikir: I guess
zdschaffner: yes, we have pet turtles
AdamT: Yeah, but probably should take it somewhere else too.
darthcliff: What's a tortoise?
TMJJS: Yes
BaSL: yes, but I won't be in a desert
heli: why not?
yossarians: who wouldn't?
meshuggener: Only if he doesn't bite.
Mike A: Yes.
Sceadeau: After poking it with a stick? yes.
ThatFalafelGirl: yes.
Lord_Prussian: Yes
erli: Yeah and watch it's feet fry
KnobDoctor: Depends. How hungry am I?
Ivan: Yes. If I was that turtle I'd hope someone would do the same for me.
melissa: yup
snoozefest: y
Jern: Yes
Quest22: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Ensor? Or do they write 'em down for you?
puffinge: twice
steadym: Yes.
Toxidyne: Replicants don't know how to answer this question.
xlorp: Twice!
jpact: Yes.
Malacoda: Yup.
batman: Of course.
gnomehome: Why not ?
StormKnight: What? Sounds like a trap. I proceed with extreme caution.
BengalBoy1980: Darwinism
jorgen99: yes
djflippy: Yeah
DenverWolf: I'd pick him up and take him with me... he shouldn't be there.
isolated: Why wouldn't I. Why is it on it's back? I humaaaa%$#...!!!
kennyb: isnt this a line from BladeRunner?
AlorielLelyn: Heck yes. All life is sacred. The moment people realize that, the world will become a better place.
Salt-Man Z: Sure. It might give me some wishes.
Abundance of Flowers: Yes
BilboAtBagEnd: Yes. (The Turtle Moves!)
Nightmare: Yes
Chris Schreiber: yes
P.O.G.G.: I guess so ... is that a trick question?
GuyHill: Yes. It might be your God.
haraggan: Of course
Cardinal Fang: Yes
Blackwind: yes...although turtles wouldnt be in the desert
m_r_tyler: Sure, maybe it will lead me to water.
Bluenose: Only if I can't eat it to avoid starvation.
DangerMouse: I'll tell you about my mother!!!
chaddyboy_2000: Yeah.
Steve Leach: sure
geberus: yes
Jatoha: If I were lost in the desert, I would stick it in my pocket and keep it to eat later.
UhhhClem: Of course.
netfilterz: Sure.
BobDodgerBlue: Take it with me
dietevil: Yes
tp_ryhansen: I take its shell off because a turtle in the desert would be hot.
sdownin: What the hell is a turtle doing in the desert?
Shakar: Yes.
jaredh: yes
louiseh: Yes of course. I probably carry it to the next oasis too.
KakarisMaelstrom: I'd try to figure out why it's in the desert in the first place. Then yes, I'd turn it over.
Mosse: Yes, meat should be grilled evenly on both sides.
jens_hoppe: "A tortoise. What's that?" ... Doh! Wrong answer...! :-)
Claytonius Maximus: Why the heck am I in the desert, and is this a mirage?
Gomez: Yes
dakarp: sure
Gonzaga: Without knowing if that will save it's life ... yes
viogression: Yes, if it's still alive
Ludocrazy: yes
CDRodeffer: Yes
jdroscha: I put it in my napsack for later.
seanp: Yes - I can surely outrun it to the oasis.
jttm: Am I hungry?
Aldie: Yes.
EYE of NiGHT: Of course. Then I pick it up and carry it back to the river or sea. Maybe you meant tortoise?
WasQ: yes.
shumyum: yum
Gelatinous Goo: yes, what are you some sort of turtle-hater?
mschlat: Yes! (What does the desert have to do with the question?)
djlg: Yes.
simon craddock: yes
CortexBomb: If I'm in the desert I would probably eat the bastard
shotokanguy: Of course. I also stop and help them cross the road.
kimbo: Why am I in the desert and why is the turtle out of it's natural habitat? (If I found a tortoise that way, I'd certainly turn it over.)
Flyspeck23: Twice.
statonv: Yes.
PghArch: Yes.
janiera: Yes
tragicpoet: Hell no, a turtle in the desert is up to something.
Donkey Thong: Hell yeah, turtles rock.
ValJor: I think you mean a porpoise, right? But, to answer your question, yes
Spielfreak: Yes, I turn over the turtle, congratulate myself for finding ANYTHING, and then get the hell out of the desert
manowarplayer: Is it alive?
berserkley: yes
skelebone: I guess I could, but what kind of idiot turtle gets on its back in the desert?
Magnus the Blue: Of course, Everyone deserves a second chance!
Debate: Sure. If it managed to get there in the first place surely it can return to where it came from... and you can follow it! What sort of animal hater wouldn't?