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¿Question #5098?
Cavedog_pdx: Tell me, how did Jared the Subway guy really lose all that weight?

Phil Fleischmann: Apparently, molesting children burns a lot of calories.
Blazur: Too easy.
oldhoss: A lot of Jared questions are going to get answered in the next several weeks.
Woelf: South Park explained it. He got Aides.
kashirigi: Bulimia
vacountrygirl: diet and exercise
Felimid: He forgot where he put it all.
NateStraight: Rhinoplasty.
Hexebomba: Exercise and proper food.
Disreputable: They killed him and replaced him with an evil clone.
DarkAvatar: Surgery can do wonders.
MisterCranky: I don't really have a useful opinion on this, sorry.
martijnh: he run through all the subway's
DasViktor: I heard he was a fat slob who lived above a Subway and was too lazy to go elsewhere. He ended up losing weight and became the spokesperson. Go figure.
jpat: Huffing paint.
Polgara: nah
jasta6: He was stranded on a tropical Island for years, eating coconuts....................................................................
ashleesaunt: It was probably the walking.
Cringing Dragon: Getting hit by a train will do that to you.
gmcash: diet and exercise, subway was just a part like anything could have been
Zimeon: He started walking.
Grubsnatcher: Crack cocaine.
Elf__Man: exercise.
teaguewebb: Bench-pressing copies of Age of Mythology
DHEK: I'm not familiar with this Jared person.
aleo09: lipo
mrspank: He ate nothing but monkey chow for one month straight.
ZiggyZambo: I'm thinking, balanced diet and exercise?
Geosmores: Walking and vomiting
Capitaine Grappin: Lipposuccion
stevegamer: Running on a "hamster wheel" to power the toasted sub ovens duirng testing.
Greedo: one word... AMPUTATION!
XanderF: I heard the Russian Mafia killed him and replaced him with a clone that was kept on a starvation diet. That's just what I heard.
Dorque: Stapled.
CunningGabe: By eating antimatter Twinkies.
Helenoftroy: walking to and from Subway
BeatPosse: Sniffing coke off of hookers.
ghira_impavida: I don't understand the question.
Karlsen: You mean the ads were faked?
richardolen2: By eating two Subway sandwiches a day. For real.
Whirlinghurly: women
brainrob: Don't know - don't care
jellospike: He did not. They filmed the ads when he was a normal thin guy, and then he grew fat and they added him via CG on the pictures they show you.
LemonyFresh: I have no reason to believe he lied.
skrutsch: I don't know. I believed him.
scriptorum: Subway makes you puke.
redcardleopard: Creative Usage of Finger Placements
Famous Mortimer: He's just forgetful.
Loquutus: Crystal meth.
djlg: Eating less and exercising more?
fFish: Viagra Subscription + Pimpdom
ZombyDawg: He got rid of it with his personality.
Tim Synge: I really don't know. Did you ask them?
xlorp: Tapeworms. Don't order the "Squirmy Special"
chaddyboy_2000: Excercise/diet.
jttm: Special Effects
puffinge: Basically he ate 1200 calories per day, 1.5 subs per day plus one bag of chips. Throw in a little walking exercise, and anyone could lose lots of weight. But could you stick to that?
Lord_Prussian: eating less and exercising more
CortexBomb: Chasing the ice cream truck
CDRodeffer: Liposuction. And then they used all that fat to cook the meatballs for the meatball subs.
Spielfreak: I believe him. And he's maintained the weight, too.
skelebone: I think he had aides.