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¿Question #5119?
puffinge: What would Jesus do?

ocdspectrum: He would take a hit. For the good of mankind.
Jrtolf: Just remember that flipping over tables and using a whip are within the realm of possibilities.
Hector Vortac: Work as a day laborer outside of Home Depot.
Hendal: Play Heroscape with me all day long - cause he loves me
Woelf: Jesus would try to take as many of the guards as possible down with him.
Auramine O: Be do be doooooooo
vandemonium: Weep.
rseater: He would wonder what you'd do.
CM Randall: He wouldn't be answering these idiotic questions... :)
MisterCranky: Well, he almost certainly wouldn't lead trump against his LHO's bid of 7NT.
xlorp: Scratch wildly at the lid of his coffin
Polgara: walk on water and turn it into wine
Phil Fleischmann: He'd walk on water. Why don't you try it?
Lori713: Depends on the situation.
arkibet: cry like that Indian does when he sees litter
rgatti: He'd live, he'd die. He'd laught, he'd cry. He'd look at the world we created, and wonder, "Why?"
waza: Is not a bad question but he would probably get annoyed at the amount of tacky merchandise that it is printed on.
aleo09: in what situation
Boot2daHead: He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. Wait... that's what Brian Boitano would do. Never mind.
Shakar: He won't answer this question.
1000rpm: Play Bohnanza. He'd always get the beans he wanted. And then give them away.
jtrleone: ?
POvidiusNaso: Shake his head and go to college to learn about demagogues.
Benzebub: Wouldn't you like to know.
DHEK: The right thing?
ACK ACK: start an armed uprising against everyone who didn't believe what he was saying
Eric Haas: Curse a fig tree because it's not the season for figs?
themagni: Mary Magdelene. This would have been a funnier answer before everyone read TDC.
Laudwic: I don't know, he isn't here right now
e.c.r.: probably play bunco unfortunately
GrimJester: I think they say he already did it.
ZiggyZambo: heal
alfons: nothing... just hang there...
Cut & Space: Ok, I'll explain to you the way a question is formulated...
dmomo: Chill. He'd just kinda chill.
vampywife: He'd probably smack around some of the goobers that do stupid things in his name!
dragonewtking: His very best
Dale of the Bow: Give the world an enema and start all over again.
Cromaa: Whatever he wants
PsyJam: rather, wtfwjd?
Nekura: Probably a miracle or something. I mean, he's freakin' Jesus...
Blacknightjj: cry
timsteen: save the human race with self sacrificing love.
Helenoftroy: Not wear that arm band
bigbadsteve: im bettering it has little to do with geekquestions
The Unbeliever: 42
skrutsch: In what situation?
RonStock: Play board games
scriptorum: Certainly he'd spend less time on GeekQuestions.
puffinge: A triple sowcow. No, wait, that's Brian Boitano.
jasta6: Just wait, we will all find out in the future, won't we?
Loquutus: Fake his own death and flee to Egypt.
MDettmer81: Speak the truth out of love because He is the Truth who was born out of Love
CortexBomb: Drink a wine cooler on the beach
heli: wouldn't be invading Iraq, that's for sure
chaddyboy_2000: Die for our sins.
CDRodeffer: He would likely be very sad about many things, mad about others, and compassionate about still others.
skelebone: Jesus would have better questions.
Lord_Prussian: You can read what he did do. I'd start with that and go from there.
Dave: Never Answer
Randy Cox: Would he wear a WWJD bracelet? By the way, Bill, do you really think Crankster will miss the fact that you're only 17 questions behind him?
jttm: He'd probably kick an ass or two, thats what Jesus would do.