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¿Question #5143?
puffinge: What novel would you write if you fell into a coma and had nothing better to do?

Hendal: all of them , I would write them all
isobar: A very detailed description of purgatory.
pwilz: I once started a book called the Crappy American Novel. Wait, didn't I answer this once before? Anyway, there were 50 chapters with each chapter being the name of one of the 50 United States in alphabetical order. I started 'Alabama' and it was about a trailer trash couple watching Shania Tawin. 'Alaska' was going to introduce the main plot which involved a military confrontation with Russia, but I never got that far. In case you had not noticed, I'm a terrible writer.
senorcoo: In a coma....writing...hmm, did you go to an Ivy League school?
jp21763: Junction Jack, a Serial killer
fordescort79: If I knew I would write it now
Frubgarde: Probably something to do with the Cthulhu mythos and involving airships. I like airships.
earthvssoup: ulysses
lordkuato: I wouldn't be able to write while in a coma.
randomguy132: You can't do anything if you're in a coma, which includes novel writing.
DHEK: If I were in a coma, I don't think I'd be capable of writing a novel.
xlorp: How I will use my new-found Dead Zone powers to enrich myself beyond all imaginings.
talrich: Something nobody would want to read.
POvidiusNaso: The Plagues of Orion 76.
PsyJam: how could I write a novel if I was in a coma? come on, now.
Justin77: Waitaminute, I'm in a coma, and I'm writing? I guess I would write a novel about how I pulled that off.
scriptorum: The Great Big Blank Book.
prolifekilledmywife: Naked Lunch.
vampywife: if i fell into a coma, i doubt i could write a novel
FrozenHoHos: Apparently none.
BeatPosse: Something that would have heavy metal cover art.
brainrob: Something that would be infinitely more interesting than the utterly dreadful "The Alchemist"
Chris Page: One with blank pages, apparently.
bigbadsteve: puffinge the loquutus for dummies
GrandpaDave: Can you write a novel in a coma?
Fawkes: My novel.
jellospike: A boring one.
djlg: One that no one would ever read.
cerulean: and exposee on the disastrous state of modern health care management.
flyinghogfish: A very long one
javelin98: Isn't it a little hard to write when you're unconscious?
ssmooth: I dunno, but more importantly: how would I type it?
ValJor: How would I be able to write if I'm in a coma?
jttm: One about a great war that took place on the BGG... an epic tale...
Lord_Prussian: no idea how that would even work
skelebone: Something with lots of drool.
CDRodeffer: The Standing of the Cheese
chaddyboy_2000: I would repeatedly dream of kicking you in the nuts.
puffinge: zzzzzzzzzzz, the novel