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¿Question #5146?
puffinge: How many aunts do you have that have been convicted of unsolicited foot-licking in public?

ocdspectrum: So far, none.
oriecat: None, unless you know something about my aunts that I don't.
uglifruit: None.
Woelf: I'm not related to any of your aunts, so none.
pwilz: Only one. The others managed to beat the rap because they were married to the mayor, though obviously not at the same time.
jegan22280: Three hundred teeny-seven thousand, one hundred forty-two
rhpenland: Thankfully zero.
pakruse: None that we speak of in polite company
interhawk: 0
MisterCranky: This is an example of the sort of question that would make Connie Gunderson mate with Maksim Smelchak in order to produce hyper-carnivorous cannibal mutant offspring.
ldw3076: none
Wibblenut: twelvety
waza: None
POvidiusNaso: None.
DHEK: None. Do you have a few?
Shotmagnet: Convicted? none...
ZiggyZambo: 8 1/2
Raukodraug: 0
Chad Jensen: Wait ... how could you possibly know about that!
eddyspaghetti: None, that I know of.
bluebehir: as close to zero as deemed humanly possible.
aleo09: none.
_Kael_: We don't share any aunts.
Annoy Mous: Zero
purvisa: Convicted? None.
rawdawg: 0.0003472
scriptorum: None, but the day's not over yet.
tdabomb: none
dragonewtking: this has happened to you, I take it?
BaSL: 0
Dorque: Nope.
drsingle: zero
brainrob: 0
FrozenHoHos: None that I know of...but I have suspicions.
vampywife: none that i know of, but there is one in question
joebelanger: None, but they all have one guilty nephew...
davedanger: 676
BeeCeeJay: Toke another one, bud.
Deeghter: None! They never got caught! **giggle**
7ofAnn: 0
Ozvortex: I just 'snarfed' my drink when I read this!
TheBoch: None
Beowulf: No convictions, thankfully.
pablo2garcia: none
skrutsch: 0
bigbadsteve: 3, actually
locusshifter: zero
Loquutus: 42!
Culvan: None that I know about, but parts of my extended family are a little odd...
CortexBomb: Only two
jttm: And the race is heating up fast... Cranky and Bill are neck and neck...
Lord_Prussian: 0
skelebone: None, two of my aunts were brutally slain in 1982 by my aunt's bitter ex-husband.
CDRodeffer: None, that I know of.
chaddyboy_2000: What's the matter? Can't think of your own questions?
puffinge: 8