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¿Question #5181?
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Jatoha: because that would be mean!
Caerid: Well, they must have done it about 501 times
deepTwo: Apparently TV chefs do. Bastards!
Greedo: What's a puffin?
Peacebone: because he will END YOU
shumby: we do. just in private.
spayne: its been done
gmonk: They taste better with the skin on. Roasted, after plucking.
Darilian: I prefer to PLUCK my puffins.
vampywife: it's cruel and unecessary.
ositobrian: They are endangered, so it is illegal
jedin: They lack the proper knife.
Lord Ramius: to little meat
joni: aren't they protected by law?
spamwise: Analasys paralisys.
DHEK: Puffins are hard to catch.
william_henshaw: Case they really, really stink
MightyMike: no meat on them
POvidiusNaso: Just because there are 500 of them doesn't mean there's a non-bloody, tasty way.
tdyck: Because they might get Paul McCartney, Pamela Anderson, Bridget Bardot and Martin Sheen after them.
Geosmores: I did not know that was true
mpw182: puffin skins would be very valuable, but noone can defeat the Might Puffin!
diehard4life: I don't think Paul Simon sung that song.
dakyon: Too much work . . .
daveroswell: ther are also 50 ways to leave your lover, have you done them all?
xandryyte: That would just be rude...
pallidcreatures: Analysis paralysis? Now, if I peel back from the beak...
jellospike: Cause they are cuter with the skin on.
dictator555: 'Cause penguins are easier to catch?
FrozenHoHos: Decisions, decisions...
KineticKill: Do you know how much work that is for such little edible meat?
skrutsch: It's not.
puffinslayer: *shrick* *shrick* - ))SHLURP(( - - -Who says nobody is skinning them? By the way, it's 723 ways (if you don't include feather removal - that's a seperate category).
Cavedog_pdx: Puffins don't taste as good as cats.
orodreth: I thought it was 500 ways to skin a fish, or a cat?
brainrob: Inane again
Gialmere: Too scared.
Favre4MVP: Who says I haven't?
scriptorum: Oh yeah, 500 ways to skin a puffin. That's what all the kids are talking about these days.
bigbadsteve: they are a tad on the smelly side
javelin98: Dunno. What do they taste like?
Loquutus: They fast and slippery too.
Snappatoon: Because it would hurt
ZombyDawg: Because it is more fun to make them explode.
CortexBomb: Too small...not enough meat on them
puffinge: *cowers in fear*
ValJor: The thrill of discovery is gone.
Lord_Prussian: Are they protected+
chaddyboy_2000: It's not worth the effort.
skelebone: They reek like trout left on the radiator.
CDRodeffer: Thanks again for that reminder to renew my waterfowl hunting license.
Spielfreak: Ah, but you don't skin a puffin; rather, you pluck it's feathers.
jttm: First, you've got to catch him...