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¿Question #5195?
erli: Do your house plants fear you?

Hendal: I have none
The Monstrous Jake: Not anymore. They're all dead now.
djdragon001: Dead and/or plastic house plants cannot fear me. They are not alive to do so.
Caerid: They should, I keep them on their death beds.
bdegroot: They are too dehydrated to fear
MisterCranky: Candidate for deletion
Felimid: I hope not. I only have three right now (I used to have alot more; between whiteflies and underwatering, I've lost alot over the years). I figure that's a safe enough amount for now.
batatas: They should be, I smoke them!
Skwib: They are all plastic, so they good.
Spirit of 70: I have no house plants.
atrium: no
forthur: Yep. Rightly so. I control their fate. Mwahaha.
spindoctor02: Yes
aleo09: the last remaining one does
MamaRat: They're usually dead by the time they realize they should fear me.
ricardofo: No, I guess.
jajax: no
CthIngo: Audrey does.
Thegreatrob: no, but they should
dogzard: No, they fear my wife, Lady of the Black Thumb
MartinStever: No, they are all dead.
ironsizide: House plants?
virre: plants? indoors? you mean outside the fridge?
Greedo: They should! I've killed 90% of them for no good reason!
Wanderer08: they do, and they should
Benzebub: I have no house plants.
Joe Hermsen: yes
DHEK: I don't think so.
Onionking: They're all dead now
screwnut75: Nah....more like I fear them! Gotta keep them happy or they Triffaid me! :)
arkibet: nope
talrich: I only know a few, and they don't fear me. I water them.
2amp: don't have any
sanbikinoraion: Yes, or they would if they were still alive.
Chris Page: No. After my last rain of terror, there are no more survivors.
grelb: yes
Kyralia: Why would they?
Komodo: oh yes
vampywife: probably
Gogolski: Nope, then again, I only have plants that survive fairly well on their own...
wiz8mom: Not anymore *evil laugh*
brainrob: I ignore them - they ignore me!
mrbeankc: Oh yeah!
Joanna Olsen: No
Jim_P: Our cats have destroyed any house plants we've ever had. I think that they did fear the cats.
JackRandom: No, they are all dead
ZombyDawg: They better!
BiscuitTheCat: yes - if they have any sense
javelin98: Sometimes, I can hear them screaming...
puffinge: they all die, that's pretty scared, eh?
ecasco_online: Yes, they do.
Loquutus: Actually, I fear them.
sumo: No, but bonsai trees run from sheer panic.
Tushratta: Of course. House plants that love you are no bloody use. Fear is what keeps 'em in line--fear and loathing.
vetinari7878: I've never asked them...
e.c.r.: no
modboy: no
CortexBomb: No, but they're often in danger of dying so they're probably just too busy worrying about their own impending demise
ASLChampion: No. They are all dead.
Lord_Prussian: I hope not.
POvidiusNaso: I don't think so.
chaddyboy_2000: No.
skelebone: They fear me enough to shrivel when I don't water them. That keeps them in line.
CDRodeffer: No, they like me.
Spielfreak: No. In fact, they admire me so much that they're green with envy.
jttm: I am their water and sunlight. I am their god. Muahahahhaa....