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¿Question #5277?
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Felimid: I'm an emotional guy. I know. Contradiction in terms.
Heisenberg: for the dollars.
ricardofo: nope
Voodooshoes: I wasn't afforded the opportunity as a child.
Blott: To mask the pain.
jegan22280: Because I'll never be as cool as Judd Nelson.
senorcoo: Sniff, I'm not crying. I just got something in my eye is all.
pwilz: Because Mister Cranky is so happy.
Septic: I don't. I only cry about three times a year.
xofour: I like to cook what can I say.
tickmanfan: I was thinking the exact same thing. Probably because I never grew up.
skars: Because my father died from Cancer. Jerk.
Roosterfish: depression
Zarion of Arabel: I'm sensitive
Randy Cox: Candidate for deletions.
Brentoon: Lack of figgy pudding
foxxdye: 'Cause of daddy
CharmlessMan77: Why did the babysitter touch me like that?
PopeBrain: my balls ache
DHEK: I hardly ever cry, actually.
aleo09: how did you know
SanguinousRex: Because I watch a lot of movies.
dietevil: Because I'm a sad panda :(
MightyMike: define much
scriptorum: I cry the correct amount a man should cry.
tagger418: Because I have deep emotional issue due to a lack of affection as a child
dougpartridge: because I'm a sissy cry baby
surlyduff: All I know is that it's the crying that makes mommy drink
bigbadsteve: cause chicks dig a guy who isnt afraid to cry
dmomo: Because I hope one day, someone will care.
franklincobb: Do I?
brainrob: I don't
FrozenHoHos: I cut a lot of onions
nnf1: Because It's my party
vampywife: you don't even want to get into that one!
WatchmanX2000: Josh, that was you. Pay attention better and you'll figure out why that happened next time.
slowcorner: 'Cause MisterCranky won't stop touching me
confuse_a_cat: I have dry-eye.
janiera: I don't
djlg: Life's too cranky sometimes.
Kazin: Well, I don't really.
Geese: sniff - sometimes...I just get....scared...sniff
LemonyFresh: Ducks
Fawkes: Because I'm human.
Cavedog_pdx: My baby don't love me like he used to.
Loquutus: Because I care, dammit!
Lord_Prussian: I don't want to get into that right now
CortexBomb: I didn't realize that I did
jttm: Because I'm so good-looking it hurts.
puffinge: Have you seen how they hurt me here?
skelebone: I don't cry much anymore, my emotions are on a much more even keel.
CDRodeffer: I just went 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
chaddyboy_2000: Because I'm so happy.