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¿Question #5401?
puffinge: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

ocdspectrum: I bet you got that from Shea. And you held yours against his, huh?
oldhoss: I'm a fucking Adonis. I'd hold it against you if you didn't.
Woelf: Ooooh!
Phil Fleischmann: Not at all.
Killbeggar: Yes. But since I don't have a beautiful body I'm afraid you're screwed.
Der Ubermolch: I ain't got anything against the human body. That's what's wrong with me, that I ain't got anything the human body.
brinksw: nope
beerbear: Go ahead and say it if you want. I mean what the hell?
Narl: Over and over again.
Head_Rat: Yes... weirdo!
Harkonnen13: Yes.
quentin1: For a large fee. I am married and heterosexual but I do like money and money can buy everything, including me and including happiness.
Karlsen: If you had one too
blindspot: I'd say you have good taste.
bigbadsteve: probably not
DHEK: Nah. But flattery won't get you anywhere.
aleo09: no
eddyspaghetti: If you play your cards right.
powwowdancer: No. I'm happily married, and even if I weren't, I am in no wise sure that you would be an upgrade.
2amp: ah, you're a guy? then, no...not that there's anything wrong with that; it ain't how i play.
deichkind2k1: At least I knew you are a liar...
Leo-T: not even for ten dollars.
AWildEep: Absolutely
Boomer: The question: yes...... The body: no
produceguy1765: no I'm married
Jowjow: Only in your dreams.
DoctorWu: sorry, I'm married I only hold my body against her.
Nekura: Okay, but I get to be on top.
ilovekatusha: yes i would, i'd hunt you down to the ends of the earth, i would never figive you
Avatar_69: I suspect that you are neither female of stunningly good looking, so No!
BigZaphod: No, I already have a girl.
hellsbishop: Sure.
vampywife: no
ralpheous: probably not.
arkibet: depends on if you're attractive or not.
mrspank: An old, old joke.
rawdawg: no
mrbeankc: What if I worked at the morgue?
brainrob: Only if I was dead
skrutsch: I wouldn't believe you, so I guess I might.
Impossible: No
puffinslayer: Only if it led to hot grunty man-lovin.
Great Dane: yes - but only for YOU, Bill
chrisisapimp: yeah
Tushratta: I might.
MisterCranky: No, in fact I would simply chide you for that ridiculously unoriginal double entendre, and then I'd pummel you silly.
puffinge: No, no, no, would you hold the fact that I made the statement against me?
scriptorum: No, not even if you bought me a drink first.
skelebone: Yeah, lemme press my hairy sweaty body up against yours, that sounds like a fun time.
CDRodeffer: Lame pick up lines -- how low can we go?
chaddyboy_2000: No, I would probably kick you in the nuts.
CortexBomb: No, but thank you
Lord_Prussian: No
jttm: Oh god, those pictures did come out. Look, uhh, about the gerbils...