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¿Question #5409?
Randy Cox: Bastard child question from puffinge/Randy Cox--Ok, which lasts longer for you: having sex or taking a dump? Be truthful.

BOBBYCAN: You two should slow down. No reason to rush it. The orgasms will come regardless.
tankexmortis: Oh man, so many jokes to make about this and so few that don't involve coprophilia.
MisterCranky: I am thankful for the image this produced of you and puffinge trying to conceive a bastard child. I assume that it lasted only until he started taking a dump?
JDigman62: Sex...its an art form you know
WatchmanX2000: like, ew. who are you that it should be your business?
LilRed: Having sex.
TheKeck: The Former.
derO23: Sex
scriptorum: Sex. We had a party one day and the next door neighbor was invited. He said to my girlfriend, "So ... your boyfriend sure has some stamina." We moved the bed to the other wall the next day. Hopefully he's not listening to me taking a big dump, too.
DHEK: Surely having sex lasts longer!
aleo09: n/a
2amp: how does this relate to gaming?
Leo-T: having sex :)
diehard4life: Both are pretty expeditious efforts most of the time. But both have their extended sessions.
PsyJam: Sex
GuyHill: please
greglios: Having sex. Seriously, what takes you guys so long in the crapper?
J Davison: It depends if I have brought a book along.
dmomo: Did you ever buy a set or two of 'Pirates of the Spanish Main', asseble the ships, try to get into the actual game, but hated it? Did you then proceed to buy more sets anyway because the ships are just so fun to put together?
vampywife: having sex
Embark: sex
brainrob: Depends on the amount of roughage in my diet
mrspank: It's a tie.
jellospike: sigh...
mgoddard: Having sex thank you :)
chrisisapimp: taking at dump
ZombyDawg: It probably depends on the book they're reading.
skelebone: Hmm, I'll spend about a half and hour doing either -- man, if only I could combine those, I could be way more efficient.
puffinge: The one I enjoy more takes longer.
CDRodeffer: Ha hah! This is hilarious.
chaddyboy_2000: I've only done the latter, so I don't know.
Lord_Prussian: depends
Dave: The former; I don't have to spend time cuddling after taking a dump.
jttm: If I've had sex, I would answer the question... shaddup, Bill, those sheep do not count...