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awoodf01: Hello
Sacco: Sex or Arkham Horror - because I can go all night either way. It's a favorite - I didn't say it was successful.
pwilz: Wanna go back to my place? Not even for a Michelob Lite?
pakruse: My lady, I am fully prepared to joust with any man to defend your honor, as the very thought of you immediately provides me with the proper equipment.
Woelf: "You're stinky. How about a diaper change?" (Then I pick her up.)
bcooperok: Quick, act like you want to order a drink from me. My parole officer thinks I work here.
paulsantac: im married, you would be suprised how well that works
Rygel: "You wanna?" But that is only on my wife
Felimid: Ford F-150. :)
Frubgarde: "I hope you're as good a fuck as your mother was last week."
Omega2064: I'd ask you to put me down now. But Im rather enjoying the sensation of the blood rushing to my head...
2amp: never needed one
cgund: How YOU doin? (/joey from Friends)
vandemonium: That fell, pick it up please.
droma: "Hi"
UhhhClem: "So what do you do, when you're not luring men to their doom on the Twentieth Century?" It helps if you're actually Cary Grant, of course.
Cerall: This party is so lame, want to fly to Europe on my private jet?
petersjs: "You'll do." I only used it one time and it worked! I used on someone that turned out to have the same sarcastic sense of humor as I.
jhagen1908: Your wit and pulchritude impress me greatly. Shall we retire to my domicile for a rousing session of Strip DVONN?
DHEK: I don't use pick-up lines. Small talk is not so corny and works better.
scriptorum: "Get lost, dipshit." Admittedly it has not proven as effective as I'd hoped.
aleo09: what's that smell
Laudwic: don't have one actually
engdy: Hey, I picked up after we played Twilight Imperium, you should be able to clean up Fearsome Floors!
dakyon: Roll for initiative . . .
Leo-T: As of today, I'm rash-free!
gutshot45_70: Nice shoes, wanna !@#$?
hacksword: "Well what are you waiting for? My dick isn't going to suck itself."
residuetiger: Well, I must have died and gone to heaven cause you are an angel
B_J_S: Has been with my wife the last 15 years, so I have forgotten :)
brainrob: Do you like camels?
drummermark: Nice shoes, you wanna make-out?
Platinum Dragon: Not using one.
Loquutus: Hi, I'm Jason. Would you like to play Memoir 44?
bigbadsteve: Ford F-150s are nice
Beowulf: Feelin' frisky tonight? (I'm married)
Kazin: Hey, you want me to pick you up?
confuse_a_cat: Are those space pants? Because you have a great personality.
shawn_low: Pick-up lines are NOT a way to pick up anyone at all.
puffinge: Show me Uranus.
flyinghogfish: Damn, I've dropped my dice and now I must pick-them-up
ZombyDawg: Hi, my name is Les. How do you like me so far?
heli: Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. ;)
erli: Who's the ugly gamer?
jttm: I usually only get as far as "Ummm...."
Lord_Prussian: Don't have any
sos1: Hey, Baby, did you know that poltergeists make up the principal type of spontaneous material manifestation?
Dave: "Hey, baby, why don't you come up to my place so I can show you how to use the GeekQuestions' Search feature."
skelebone: I'm here for the pizza for 'Reed'.
CDRodeffer: That dress looks good on you. It'd look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
chaddyboy_2000: Look, I'm picking this up.