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¿Question #5454?
erli: What happens when geeks collide?

pricero1: Squashed pawns.
Woelf: They explode.
Archetype: Children
vandemonium: Geeksmosis.
beerbear: This is what its like... are you ready to go? cause I'm ready to go? What are you going to do baby? Baby?
Jatoha: flamewar
xlorp: geek gore on the floor
jessitron: they trip and fall.
Hendal: they play heroscape
kathleenryan: There is a rip in the time/space dimension.
ralpheous: They drop meeples everywhere.
ZackStack: Baby geeks...
Squigherder: nerd fights.
cmchavis: They emit a W or Z boson which combine to make a neutral Higgs
DroppEcho: George gets angry.
Numskull: They both say "ouch".
ZeroZilla: I can only tell you there's a lot of mumbling involved.
Butterbane: Depends. If two girl-geeks collide, then they go shopping. If two boy-geeks collide, you get something close to nuclear fusion. And if a boy-geek collides with a girl-geek you get geek-babies.
edralla: It's like rolling doubles in Monopoly 3 times ... someone ends up in jail
elirlandes: Geeks never collide.
Benzebub: They fragment into millions of tiny bits of geeks with funny sounding names like "erli" or "hamsteroffury".
Chad Jensen: Laughter from the rest of the room as they pick up the pieces from their dropped games that busted open when they hit the floor.
DHEK: They fall down.
2amp: they reach critical mass & a convention convenes?
Leo-T: new games
_Kael_: gaming happens
POvidiusNaso: Bloody nose, some bruising, and a giggle at one or the other's clever t-shirt.
Cromaa: The end of the universe as we know it.
Cerebus: Bruises.
CMOT Dibbler: The mind boggles.
Dorque: Whoever has the higher number on their move card pushes the other first.
Helenoftroy: baby geeks
CunningGabe: Love.
WatchmanX2000: sometimes they bounce. some of them cling. on other rare occasions there's a fission experience
Deeghter: They explode and burst into millions of game tokens to bring joy around the world!
Chris Page: A tragedy.
skrutsch: Well, Scott and I bounce off of each other.
ZombyDawg: I'm sure one or the other will drop some geek paraphernalia.
Adiegirl: A big wet squelch.
Cavedog_pdx: Deodorant is the first casualty
Loquutus: Spontaneous gaming action
chaddyboy_2000: they hurt themselves.
ssmooth: See the books of Daniel Pinkwater for a variety of interesting answers to this question.
CortexBomb: Bruised shins and hurt feelings?
Lord_Prussian: It isn't pretty
skelebone: They explode into pure energy.
puffinge: Just pray they aren't moving fast when it happens.
CDRodeffer: If they're gaming geeks, then there might be much fun had as they play a game.
jttm: The rarely-seen geek fight. The last geek to call his mommy wins.
mats-k: They bounce off each other.