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¿Question #5459?
mats-k: What is your major malfunction?

ocdspectrum: Who do you think I am, Private Pyle?
pricero1: Low battery life.
stollentroll: Sometimes I think, that man are good.
Svengaard: Poor taste in friends.
Woelf: Bite my shiny metal ass.
pizza the hutt: 80 year old body in a 35 year old man
Spirit of 70: This body! I, a young man, a king, a warrior, am imprisoned in this old man's crippled body!
DasViktor: Iron shell, marshmallow filling. I'm a big softie inside.
rseater: low oil
GrimJester: rectal
ricardofo: I do not heard well
kathleenryan: Algebra
WatchmanX2000: if I told you, then I'd have to kill you.
vandemonium: I don't get to play as many games as I'd like. That and my mommy didn't hug me enough.
Hector Vortac: inertia
blindspot: Private Pyle lives in a world of shit.
kj869: Boardgaming
papa_bear_is_asleep: My major malfunction is in fact a set of minor malfunctions which compound each other. The resulting set is greater than the sum of its parts.
Sideburn: me
DHEK: I don't have one.
White Stone: I'm an anti-social git. Oh, and I spend too much time online.
Phelonius: acute anxiety attacks
ZiggyZambo: you
aleo09: none today
tdyck: I'm lazy
mpw182: Blood make the grass grow!
Leo-T: Too many to list.
PsyJam: Shut your trap, Private Pile!
HScottBuck: Bad questions
Helenoftroy: I think I have issues sometimes.
SisyphusX: My back is recovering from a disc herniation.
dmomo: Something similar to ADD
Cromaa: Wish I knew
MisterCranky: A conflation of thousands of minor ones.
_Kael_: Keep answering GQs
vampywife: there isn't just one
KDSN: gummy worms
Loquutus: booger
bigbadsteve: boredom
GrandpaDave: Too many to name
RFWarrior: numb nutts
rawdawg: where would you like to begin?
LemonyFresh: Potato Chipism
skrutsch: OCD
RonStock: You and your stupid ass questions wasting my vital time
puffinge: non-stop eating
javelin98: Sir, nothing, sir!
POvidiusNaso: Meniere's Disease
chaddyboy_2000: Do I have one?
Dave: Tie: Lust & Sloth
CortexBomb: Inability to give a shit
Lord_Prussian: good question
skelebone: I hate lots of things.
CDRodeffer: General Apathy, Major Boredom....
jttm: Mobility limited by addiction to Geekquestions