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¿Question #547?
EndersGame: How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Randy Cox: Wait until it runs out of fuel and crashes.
jokerjesterknave: The door.
Threedub: Join the mile high club.
scriptorum: Good boy! Don't let anyone dictate industrial nomenclature to you! Stick it to em!
aravani77: Parachute.
Woelf: Wait until it lands, then use the exit door.
Polgara: parachute
SpicyRamen: Mile high club.
Spirit of 70: With a parachute. It worked for D.B. Cooper.
pwilz: Ask DB Cooper, if you can find him.
KillerPower: With a parachute
bryanwooden: a parachute
BeeCeeJay: Run
Hector Vortac: Wait till.. Damnit, that's not what they mean.
DerDa: through a door (probably after the plain landed at it's destination)
jrbentley: Very, very, very quickly.
Asmoridin: It has to run out of fuel sometime...
gmcash: Parachute
diehard4life: Knock on the captain's door.
Supergrump: Go into labor. Have a heart attack. Jump?
DHEK: You can't. Not through any normal or legal way anyway.
BlueTorch: With a big hugg for my girlfriend
kimba: at the end
Elf__Man: quickly
POvidiusNaso: Teleport. Death.
DarqueKhaos: through the door
Numskull: Show it a dirty magazine.
PsyJam: Drink. Become belligerant. Threaten /everyone/. If all else fails, just open the emergency exit and jump out.
thugbert: Same way you get anything off, by applying sufficient stimulation to the genitals
Sektor: Jump
bigbadsteve: POW!! you just blew my mind
caradoc: Dangerously
dmomo: We're all on a non-stop flight called Life, my friend. There's one way off.
hoffcorp: When it lands. The flight ends but makes no stops. Its not a non-stop float.
waddball: Wow, saved me a lifetime of misery and cramped seating there.
jasta6: jump.......................................................
Shotmagnet: verrry carefully
brainrob: The same way as you get on
WatchmanX2000: velcro
Chris Page: I'd recommend doing it with a parachute.
Big Bad Lex: Moving staircase?
top_o_class: parachute?
theonomous: Are you still on the flight? Because I'm getting pretty sick of the lady back here with the snoring problem and the travel edition of Settlers is in my carry-on luggage.
Helenoftroy: :P
LemonyFresh: Hmpf.
Bigland: Jump and roll.
tipigi: Good question!
Loquutus: I push you out with no parachute.
arkibet: usually using the jet way
MochaKimono: Say, "This is a hijacking!"
meshuggener: Better yet, how do you get on?
xlorp: Do what you do best until it says, "Don't Stop!"
Cerebus: The same way I get out of a one-way dead-end street.
kimapesan: Wait for the plane to run out of fuel.
Snooze_uk: Through the door.
Musti: Wait for it to run out of fuel
jellyfish: By rolling a 20
Lord_Prussian: I use one of those jetway ramp thingies most of the time.
Steve Leach: The hard way.
PiggDogg: Carefully.
Knowbody: Walking down the ramp, fully intact, thank you!
stephensj23: Make bomb jokes.
ronster0: at 25,000 feet
Sceadeau: I would imagine you have to wait for the fuel to run out, and then jump at the last possible second.
jimchris: You don't... you remain in air for the rest of your life...
tragicpoet: Comment on how your shoes smell like gas
berserkley: You don't get off a non stop flight, you get off a duck
snoozefest: the usual way
erli: I get up from my seat and walk with my two legs out of the plane.
jmagnini: same way you get on
hooded_paladin: With boxcutters.
RandallPeek: That's a rather personal question. I think that's between me and the non-stop flight. And I'd really have to like it to get it off.
Wintergoblin: You don't
puffinge: See, they actually stop eventually.
solove: Open the door
AlorielLelyn: Parachute
Karlsen: Very very carefully
isolated: You stop the flight...by any means necessary.
esswedl: I hate it when they run out of gas and the plane can never land.
Oborro: the loading platform?
gnomehome: Is there really such a thing as a non-stop flight ?
erfalucho: well have you heard of the mile-high club?
onky: By bailing out.
fsumarc: with a parachute hopefully.
GuyHill: Ejection Seat
CDRodeffer: How do I get on?
Zambo: At the end.
m_r_tyler: May I suggest you jump.
jttm: Piss off the stewardess
Nightmare: Wait for it to stop.
darthcliff: Very carefully
DangerMouse: Carefully.
StormKnight: Parachute is good. Jump Pack is better.
geberus: quickly
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
raolsson: Wait for the plane to land at your destination
chaddyboy_2000: After landing, exit the plane you retard.
netfilterz: I dunno... How did you get on in the first place...?
louiseh: Patience
Eric Haas: The same way you got on.
viogression: Open the door
cornjob: all at once
dtolman: Watch that first step...
Shakar: You don't.
Komodo: Parachute
richardolen2: Jump.
queequeg: the jetway
silverpenny: Wait for the fuel to run out, then jump.
Aldie: funnay!
Blackwind: Duh...a non-stop airport.
CortexBomb: Try to light your shoe on fire?
seppo21: Crawl from the wreckage once it runs out of gas.
skelebone: Open the door and jump.
janiera: You don't
melissa: Probably in manacles.
ValJor: By parachute?
Flyspeck23: Good question. Next!