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¿Question #612?
pernishus: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

BOBBYCAN: I didn't do crap today, but I still deserve a few beers.
Qossuth: 12.654 cubic meters, but only if it is a purely deciduous forest
PandoraCaitiff: Three
Felimid: A woodchuck could only chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Geert Vinaskov: One.
Gregski: One unit of wood per one unit of time.
Tryley: One cubed league.
wysire: green. no! blue!
Woelf: 1 billum hectares
Stormparkiet: A woodchuck would chuck any amount of wood IF a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Cringing Dragon: Oh not again. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
30ought6: Chuck-wood.
WatchmanX2000: a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Polgara: 2309473857-30457
gantrell: stupid
crumbb: 350 board feet.
cogstockeros: About 3 pounds.
kingmaker fan: All the wood he could chuck.
DHEK: Oh be quiet. This question has been asked umpteen times and I'm tired of answering it again and again.
kelmit: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
POvidiusNaso: 10 ounces.
sdonohue: Just enough to make the pieces for settlers of catan.
Karlos the Jackal: As much ground as a groundhog hogs when a groundhog hogs round ground.
Leo-T: who cares? it's roadkill
The_T: 6 metric gallons.
cowdog: 3.1415926 cords
erikk: As an inherently lazy animal, being able to chuck wood and actually doing it would be two different things. The answer is none. Now ask, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a gun to its head?
bigbadsteve: some say a lot, some say a little. we may never know
SisyphusX: No time interval given. In theory, the question allows for infinite wood to be chucked.
jasta6: OLD question....................................................
scriptorum: A woodchuck could chuck -- (BLAMMO!) Oh no, it's woodchuck hunting season! Look out! (BLAMMO!) Run, little woodchuck, before it's too late! (BLAMMO!)
mrbeankc: 14
brainrob: NOT THIS STUPID QUESTION AGAIN!
jellospike: not much
Whirlinghurly: none, because after hearing this for the last 35 years he doesn't like wood
Beowulf: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
fFish: How many backs could a humpback hump if a humpback could hump backs?
Loquutus: How many times will this question be asked? Jeez!
Unitbuster: Depends on the chuck. Are we talkin' about a woodchuck in the prime of life and all buffed up on steroids or a woodchuck that's got lead poisoning?
ZombyDawg: A woodchuck would chuck so much wood if his dentures were any good.
Dorque: He could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Umpire: 2 chords
ststrat: none, because he don't wanna
xlorp: How much up would an upchuck chuck, if an upchuck could chuck up?
Mikebegeta: a wood chuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
KineticKill: As much as a woodchuck could chuck!
Android: 6. Why? Why not?
texasjdl: Who cares if the woodchuck can't chuck wood?
CharlieWonka: 2 Twigs worth - Medium size.
tipigi: I'm betting not that much.
arkibet: A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Am I the only person who knows the response?
Lord_Prussian: This much
wyattnoise: How many pancakes does it take to cover thedoghouse roof?
skrutsch: Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.
The Unbeliever: 42
AWildEep: 4 quarts
familygaming: More than a Cheese Whiz could whiz cheese.
Belash: a lot
Bearcat89: How many inane questions will a geek post?
meshuggener: Woodchucks now use power tools.
rawk: a woodchuck woodchuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck couldchuck wood
KnobDoctor: 3 cords.
erli: Someone's ask this question already
King_Custard: The little bastard probably wouldn't chuck much at all.
Jern: Stupid
otrex: Some idiot had to ask this one.
hpox: A woodchuck can chuck wood!
2amp: now this is just silly
tragicpoet: A toothpick
Wintergoblin: Not sure
Tim Synge: I'm just guessing, but I think you knew the answer to this one all along.
kennyb: he would hire a team of chipmunks to do it for him
ptper: 3 cords
AlorielLelyn: As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck.
isolated: Not nearly enough to save him from the hunter with the grenade-launcher.
Salt-Man Z: A woodchuck would chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
fellonmyhead: As much as the oil that a gumboil boils if a gumboil could boil oil.
gnomehome: Oh my, how entertaining.
[Deleted user]: 1.7 cords
puffinge: He would chuck until he was tired of chucking.
LemonyFresh: 2 Trees
JoeSteadman: 1 cord
sos1: How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog was 'round ground?
geberus: 2.4 kilos
CDRodeffer: Not much.
Blackwind: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Duh.
klarkinhistrep: This much
Bluenose: 42, apparently....
darthcliff: A peck of pickled peppers
djlg: 5.6345645
djflippy: Why the "if"? Isn't common knowledge?
Eric Haas: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Vince Londini: All the wood he wants
BobDodgerBlue: I dunno, how much?
fsumarc: A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Ilikegames: Ah, but should a wood chuck wood? There's a deep moral question here, which should be investigated.
chaddyboy_2000: Chuck you.
Mosse: About ye much
Shakar: As much as he can.
Karlsen: More than me
PopeBrain: 42?
Ludocrazy: The world may never know.
snoozefest: depends on how long it would chuck the wood, if it really could chuck wood
Linnaeus: Probably as much as he could get his paws on.
Debate: Quite a bit one imagines.
jttm: If a woodchuck could chuck, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Flyspeck23: Not enough.
janiera: Do you know?
HBGlover: Current woodchuck theory states that woodchucks would be very motivated to chuck wood were it possible for them to do so.
CortexBomb: As much as it damn well pleased
ValJor: Thirty-three thirds?
skelebone: Approximately 3 hectares.