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¿Question #641?
pernishus: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

asvec12: What kind of pin?
Dieter Rules: 42, but only on Sunday
Woelf: Just one, but it won't dance if you're looking at it. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.
the manatee: Infinite, since they have no mass.
Mig_: 42
vandemonium: Who cares, Zeus is probably too busy trying to bed them for them to be worried about dancing on a pin head.
Engoduun: All of the them. And they'd still have space to run around.
pwilz: They can dance if they want to. They can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance and if they done dance, well they're no friends of mine.
itchyrichy: A question with too many assumptions. Be specific.
Capt O: alot
Polgara: infinite
Evonine: Philosophers and religous experts have been debating that for centuries... who am I to know?
mpot: it doesn't matter how many, as you can't see them anyway ;-)
jpat: As many as want to.
Chris Page: Eight if they're skinny, four if they're fat.
Rliyen: Depends on the time.
bigbadsteve: dunno, how big is the pin?
spacerx: concentrate and ask again
Mr_Six: Depends on the size of the pin.
Beowulf: As many as God wants.
sffh: twice as many as elephants can
jtrleone: no
DHEK: Depends on the size of the pin and the angels.
lomdahl: all of them
beakermyers: Eleven. 13, if they're really friendly.
aleo09: don't know
Ender Barney: millions
gf_ripper: as man as want to
SanguinousRex: One million seven hundred thousand six hundred and twenty five.
POvidiusNaso: 3 if they're fat, 6 if they're skinny. I heard.
duchamp: One. cut the word "angel" out and try it. It`s well balanced on the "g", but withe the s at the end it will fall down.
everlong205: 4; unless they're dwarf angels, then 6
Embark: 37?
Dorque: Maybe Paul Byrd. Pitchers are weedy.
Big Bad Lex: 16
mergryphon: As many as wish to.
SkyBry: All of 'em.
Peechy: Double the amount of pixies that can. You see theres a large scientific formula, however it hasn't been proven due to the lack of angels these days but normally around 7
confuse_a_cat: I think that people actually believe that medieval scholars had debates over this question. It is a satire of Aquinus, who did determine whether or not two angels could occupy the same space, the satire makes it much more absurd.
ZombyDawg: Or, more importantly, how many people could 12 legions of angels kill?
_Kael_: Whot have U been smoking?? And pass it on, plz.
Ozvortex: How many pins can you stick in an angel's head?
Majiken: What's the difference between a duck?
davidme: 0
Marlowe_PI: Easy. Check the occupancy placard.
motoyugota: 42
Jpwoo: depends on the dance?
GuyHill: 0. Angels dont exist
erli: You should really cut down whatever medication you are on
e.c.r.: none
skrutsch: The real question is: how many can do it on the point of a needle?
masocc: 0
Lord_Prussian: Probably quite a few actually
rdmasters: Assuming that angels are infintessimal, and infinte quantity of them. If they are not infintessimal, then a finite number. Now, are angels infintessimal?
RandallPeek: 42. I counted.
KnobDoctor: Depends. Angels come in different sizes you know. You can put more acute angels than you can obtuse angels.
ThatFalafelGirl: how big are they?
puffinge: 8
scriptorum: Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to turn the ladder.
SwedeLad: How many pinheads can dance on an angel?
nexttothemoon: Depends on the music really...some bands just play really sucky music that no angel would be caught dead dancing to.
Quest22: 3
Wanax: As many as can fit in the eye of a camel
Bearcat89: As many as will fit.
MisterCranky: Six more than were present at your birth.
midgetsrawk: none, but they sure do taste good
hooded_paladin: I don't care what you think - the answer is 6.
BengalBoy1980: Enough to wake a man in a deep slumber.
TakeMeToYourLizard: Twelve
isolated: None at ORU.
AlorielLelyn: As many as want to
Debate: Assuming that the head of a pin is N nanometers wide and Angels are N nanometers wide then one
kennyb: and more importantly how many angels want to...
Chris Schreiber: depends
gnomehome: Angels can't dance
Nightmare: Infinite
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
alfredhw: Undefined
Ryno8: 0
fsumarc: means can they be more than one in the same exact place at the same time.
CDRodeffer: As many as want to.
Blackwind: There are no angles.
Bluenose: Depends on the relative sizes of both.
yossarians: 23
mrraow: Angels don't dance. They ARE music.
CortexBomb: ...some...
m_r_tyler: Why would they do that?
djflippy: I don't believe in angels.
dakarp: three
geberus: infinite
chaddyboy_2000: Probably an infinite number.
darthcliff: That's a good way to prick your foot.
netfilterz: Hello, this is reality calling.
Belash: millions
shumyum: less than you'd think
Komodo: It depends on how much you squish them before you put them on the pin head.
louiseh: Angels are imaginary, pins exist. Hence a problem.
Ludocrazy: As many as you want
Shakar: As much as you like.
Mike A: They have better places to dance than that.
Magnus the Blue: All of them
snoozefest: none - they don't exist
tragicpoet: None, the bouncer is a butthole
queequeg: dunno
jttm: Uhh... one?
EYE of NiGHT: None. They don't exist (angels that is). Grow up.
shotokanguy: zero
Flyspeck23: Angels can't dance.
ValJor: Angels are a creation of deranged minds, so the answer is none
Friendless: Oh don't start that again.
djlg: All of them, but they've got no rhythem
skelebone: three, but they're then only the charleston.