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¿Question #650?
pernishus: If you could send a punch in the face by email, anonymously or not, whom would you send it to? I vote for people who write "loose" when they mean "lose"

Woelf: Good reason.
Hendal: Kenin crog
Narlgoth: Brentoon, people that order things online and then complain they haven't received it after just two days, people that litter, people that talk in the cinema, people that litter. etc.
Felimid: But I like having loose morals when I lose.
Caerid: Republicans.
The Great Sun Jester: 'Lead' for 'led' too.
Jatoha: I vote for mean people.
bloodyriz: I wouold send it to my wives ex-husband, who is a convicted child rapist.
savantt: Nobody, I abhor violence. I'd only use it when I've nothing to loose.
xofour: alexander graham bell
Zedsdead: My standard answer to this question used to be "Richard Simmons", until I saw his crotch-punchingly hilarious guest spot on Whose Line Is It Anyway. My opinion of him went way up.
pwilz: I would spam like, everybody.
brandyinindiana: Bush
Frubgarde: I'd probably start with the people that type 'teh' when they mean 'the'.
Sverre: George W. Bush
cgund: Loose/lose is a good one, but I'd prolly go with punching Dubya. You just know he misspells "you're" and also he says nucular instead of nuclear.
miyazakigrognard: For me, it is people who fail to punctuate sentences because they're too busy writing something which they (falsely) believe to be witty or clever.
earthvssoup: I vote for people who write "rouge" when they mean "rogue."
jbuergel: I vote for people who are overly pedantic about language.
minibart: Spelling Nazis
philoiz: I vote for people that remove my false teeth without asking
Greedo: Rick McCullum. He created Jar Jar Binks and killed Darth Maul.
DHEK: That's a good one. Let's send it to the "loose-rs", haha.
aleo09: people who have to put their 2cents in.
POvidiusNaso: Bill O'Reilly.
mrspank: I vote for anybody that voted for Dubya.
buffalospynovel: I think people just ought to lighten up and not be so aggressive and unkind.
SybotCB: anyone that sends a chain letter would be an autoreplied punch
Blacknightjj: uptight, nit-pickers
KenRude: Those idiots that protest at soldiers funerals
MaksimSmelchak: Odious question. Please ask more questions about gaming.
dmomo: Someone famous, I guess.
cln777: occassionally co-workers
falloutfan: No one. Not even an enemy. That's mean and cowardly.
vampywife: i would send it to my friend's evil soon-to-be ex-wife for calling me mean names in a public place.
scriptorum: You're such a looser!
joebelanger: People that are bothered by "ANALysis Paralysis".
WatchmanX2000: rotflmao. Good catch. I'm not sure I'd waste such a good tool on those people, but yeah, they do need a wake up call of some sort.
Chris Page: Start working down the list of mass spammers.
consectari: I vote for people who write gold for goal, pin for pen, and ideal for idea.
jellospike: Dubya
dietevil: I could say, but then the secret service would come after me
Tushratta: I vote for people who end their sentences in prepositions.
Stephen Glenn: I would send a punch in the face to all mean people and a punch in the face to all stupid people. That way, mean, stupid people would get two punches.
MK-Ultra71: anyone who uses the phrase "bling bling"
gironha: Too many to name. Some ex-bosses, some athletes, many politicians, no ex-GFs, and people who say irregardless.
Felderin: Or people that write "rediculous" when they mean "ridiculous."
_Kael_: Auto reply all spammers
jasta6: Carver
Hisst Ka: anyone who types in "leet"
Loquutus: Rosie O'Donnell
Unitbuster: How about people who say "nip that problem in the butt"?
ZombyDawg: your teh won id punch
brainrob: I would send one to each of the G8 leaders
calbond: how bout the googly eyed runaway bride - just because
xlorp: I vote for people who answer every question the exact same way.
WyldKarde: People who deliberately stack when playing Allegiance.
Randy Cox: The spelling police? And evangelical Republicans.
Debate: George Bush
sourwyrm: no one
matthew.marquand: I send only pernicious punches
Redcap3210: SPAMERS
TMJJS: Drivers who use the merge lane to try to cut in line
rdmasters: The affect/effect people. In fact most native-speaker malapropists.
Karlsen: It would be anonymously therefore I cannot tell you
arkibet: Ralph Nadar.
Lord_Prussian: Well, that's annoying, but doesn't really need to come to blows.
davidme: A bad cop
skrutsch: That drives me nuts, too. However, I don't want to punch anybody.
familygaming: Michael Moore..."Mike, you're incredibly talented, but QUIT TWISTING FACTS AND SHOVING YOUR BIASES DOWN MY THROAT!"
AWildEep: The people who though reality TV, and court TV were good ideas.
RandallPeek: Violent, aren't we? I think I would send it to terrorists, make them stop using the internet for evil.
meshuggener: Yeah, I would like to let loose a flurry of punches on those losers too.
Gamegrunt: People who use quotation marks improperly, like my sister-in-law.
Gecko23: Anybody who ever adds 'LOL' to *anything*.
Bearcat89: Violence will not solve anything.
mandj2001: "Get your C1alis and V_ia_gr_a supplies from us!!" Those people would die a horrible death.
Belash: GWB
chad56s: I vote for people who forward me those damn chain emails. "Forward this to 27 of your friends and Microsoft will give you a free HJ. My brother-in-law is a lawyer!" Shut off!
erli: Nit-picky people like YOU
KnobDoctor: I'd send it to people who "R 2 busy 2 type full words".
SwedeLad: I vote for people who ask questions about who to send a punch in the face by email.
boneroller: I would much rather beat them with a rubber hoose
2amp: the non gaming geek questions
ikeafetishist: what about the 'your', and 'you're' crowd?
LudesFactor: the people who ask annoyingly stupid questions
batman: ditto
rawk: pop stars
Wintergoblin: Tami and Jeff
hooded_paladin: Annoying as they are, they don't match the social incompetence I've found in the Auer boys.
Fa�l: It won't be only a punch ... Anyone (whatever his country, religion, fortune etc.) who participates to people's and earth's death
toulouse: I'm with you on the "loose" thing. You punch, I'll kick.
AlorielLelyn: George W. Bush :P
steadym: People who use apostrophes incorrectly.
gnomehome: I bet you're a real looser.
hpox: I would write a small program to send it to myself in 30 years. Just for fun!
Salt-Man Z: The aforementioned "loosers", as well as people who use an apostrophe for plurals.
kennyb: the UN
HBGlover: Hmm. Paris Hilton.
fsumarc: I vote for spelling/punctuation lawyers.
CortexBomb: Grammar nazis, any and all
thoia: People who use 0's (zero's) for O's (ohhs)
shumyum: I'd sell the service to the highest bidder.
isolated: Air America staffers.
CDRodeffer: Anyone who sends me spam.
DangerMouse: Yeah I vote for them too!!!
puffinge: people who say "you know what assume means"
chaddyboy_2000: You're such a looser.
dakarp: If I say GW Bush, will I end up disappearing to an undisclosed location for national security reasons?
raolsson: I wouldn't
netfilterz: The people responsible for all the spam in my mailbox!
BobDodgerBlue: Liberals
Shakar: I will send it to myself, there is no need to vent your violence on other people.
louiseh: Tony Blair
jens_hoppe: GWB, for being such a prat.
HappyProle: Karl Rove.
snoozefest: osama bin laden
tragicpoet: The cialis, viagra, etc spam originators
Friendless: prime minister of Australia
jttm: Spammers!
Blackwind: Bush
ValJor: A punch in the face, no, I would never send that. However, I agree with you on the loose/lose thing. I'm also quite annoyed by people who don't know the difference between it's and its, them/then/than and people who don't spell check their messages and write becuase, thier, commerical and other stupidities like that.
Flyspeck23: I vote for people too.
Draugnar: Their instead of there, your instead of you're, and all the others who can't get their grammar right.
berserkley: Bill O'Reilly
skelebone: Uzbekistan.