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¿Question #751?
EndersGame: What is the biggest lie you ever told?

DHEK: I don't think I've ever told a significantly big lie.
MisterCranky: I told my roommates that the money they gave me to buy candy for them at the 7-11 had been taken in an exciting robbery that I was subjected to. My roommate later coopted the lie and told it as though it had happened to him, not yet realizing I had made the whole thing up. So it was not just a lie for me, but because of its double duty, it was the biggest one I ever told.
CortexBomb: Well, it involved a sum of 1000$ and how it was a gift as opposed to pilfered...my youth was one of frustration and neer-do-welling
chaddyboy_2000: I don't remember.
CDRodeffer: Officer, my speedometer said I was only doing 55.
Shakar: Don't remember this one.
tragicpoet: I didn't really invent Petrocks, I actually just stumbled upon a rock one day and thought "hey..."
queequeg: "The light was yellow, officer..."
skelebone: I won't come in the mail, the check is in your mouth.
ynnen: Why... what have you heard?
jttm: I did NOT have sexual relations with THAT woman.