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¿Question #754?
EndersGame: Was Humpty Dumpty pushed?

Fennic: Oh you conspiracy theorists
BOBBYCAN: I think he was, yes.
Solocutor: Means, motive, and opportunity: Who had all three? Think about it. The answer will blow your mind. We are through the looking glass people.
Tadpoleface: I suspect a narcotic in his breakfast causing uncontrollable muscle spasms, but with much the same results
daveroswell: Great controversy; the "real" story is he had too much wine and was panhandling
pwilz: Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Han shot first.
DKahnt: He slipped I swear... I was nowhere near him.. I have an Alibi... *bang*
WatchmanX2000: It's just a childhood rhyme, you dolt.
sludgemariner: No, he was egged on
Abigail: Read the book! (The big over easy)
gmcash: Was a conspiracy, headed by the League of Scramblers
ZiggyZambo: No. He was pulled.
BUDDA: no he did it for the compensation
Linkyboy23: he was thrown
ctrzn: no he had too much too drink and got alittle to wobbly and well you know the rest
Mr_Six: No, but he was egged on.
DHEK: Nah. I think he fell on his own.
Butterbane: definately
MrZoz: forensics show eggsactly what happened
aleo09: of course
bigbadsteve: i liked to think of it as bumped
buffalospynovel: He hatched.
POvidiusNaso: He "fell."
diehard4life: Of Course
leslauber: The judge has issued a gag order for the duration of the inquest.
dmomo: By youth culture
Blacknightjj: nope, the freak jumped.
Nekura: I refuse to answer any more questions until I can talk to my attorney.
Cut & Space: Yes, I did it
Urhixidur: That's classified.
ThatFalafelGirl: no. he was on drugs
alfredhw: I think he knew that his time was up
FrozenHoHos: Who cares. The end result is the same.
vampywife: yes
Random Access: I think he was egotistical and deserved whatever happened
B_J_S: YES, of course !!! He wasn't stupid you know! Only very large :)
Helenoftroy: No he fell, just like it said.
Bahamut-X: Maybe
Harlan: Absolutely.
macls29: unknown
fFish: Ask Jasper Fforde
BiscuitTheCat: yes
DaGen: does the pope shit in the woods?
locusshifter: Eggs are mean to be scrambled IMHO
ZombyDawg: There is no evidence to indicate that he was pushed. Must be a government cover up.
Unitbuster: The man (egg?) was suicidal. He just happens to be sitting up on a wall for an extended period of time and then falls to his death? Yeah, he jumped.
slapdash: ooh that would be funny
GeminiWeb: No
Dorque: Shot in the back by the grassy gnoll.
Tushratta: No
irratejon: Do people writing these questions smoke crack?
Dante_Cubit: Yes, by the Illuminati and the Knights Templars
yossarians: nope
mrbeankc: Shhhhhh
The Unbeliever: 42
BaSL: no, he should've listened!
skrutsch: I think so, but who can be sure. There were so few reliable witnesses.
xlorp: With extreme prejudice. But you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
heli: indications are strong
Lord_Prussian: Probably
scriptorum: Yes, it was a code red.
erli: Yes by puffinge
Linnaeus: That's what the conspiracy theorists say, but then again, they'll believe anything.....
berserkley: he died from crack
mikey-flies: Most likely.
LudesFactor: a) no, Humpty had a nasty little enounter with either a minor gravitational disturbance or a variable friction co-efficient; b) yes, he was devastated when a mean teacher told him he would never grow up to be a chicken, and gosh darn they were right!
kennyb: the butler did it
puffinge: What do I look like, Kojak? Did they really expect the king's horses to be able to reassemble him?
2amp: no
Malacoda: Oh yeah.
AlorielLelyn: Oh, probably
toulouse: Nope. He was mentally challenged.
Oborro: perhaps, but the ass deserved it
Salt-Man Z: Nah. Just clumsy.
netfilterz: According to Robert Rankin, definitively! It was murder a tells ya!
BobDodgerBlue: No
GuyHill: It was an accident!
fsumarc: he was tricked
Blackwind: He jumped after reading all your stupid questions.
Bluenose: Who by?
isolated: No. (*furtive glances*.)
CDRodeffer: I doubt it.
onky: He sure was!
Reloaded: Probably...
gnomehome: And what's more - who killed the Kennedys ?
ScottBecker: No, he was totally making a break for it.
Gorski: NO, he tripped
chaddyboy_2000: No.
haraggan: All I know is that I was nowhere near him at the time, man. Now back off.
CortexBomb: I blame the gerbils
Abundance of Flowers: yup
Belash: yes
djflippy: I wasn't anywhere near that fat b*stard!
dakarp: I didn't do it!
dietevil: No, he was pissed
geberus: yes
Mozbink: No, forensic evidence suggested his obesity was a factor in his inability to sit on the wall.
Ludocrazy: No, it was pretty clear he fell on his own. There's video and everything.
Torbin_Bequette: No he was a clod.
Eric Haas: Yes, from the grassy knoll.
louiseh: Lack of evidence prevents an answer
ValJor: I cannot say for sure, I wasn't an eyewitness to the event
Flyspeck23: Of course.
snoozefest: no, he wobled
Denise: Humpty Dumpty was a fall guy.
jttm: Ididn'tdoit, nobodysawmedoit, youcan'tproveanything
tragicpoet: When he was layed, yes.
skelebone: Nope, stiff breeze.
queequeg: conspiracy baby
djlg: No, it was part of his enterprise bargaining agreement after the nursery rhyme strike was resolved.