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¿Question #801?
EndersGame: How can I help you?

pricero1: Your games reviews have already helped me. Thank you.
LookAtTheBacon: You cannot.
Felimid: Help me relocate home to WA State and help me find a job there.
sprice06: Just keep doing what you're doing, that'll be fine.
kathleenryan: Help me to get a golden toilet microbadge, as I fear my life is not complete without this.
Phil Fleischmann: Loan me some money.
Boundkaos: By helping you
Jatoha: go rid of the universe of buggers before they attack us
MisterCranky: I like playing games with women. I like it so much, that this answer will repeat itself a few hundred times.
Drakeyx: Stop smiling. that ticks me off, especially when I don't feel like smiling...(That goes for anyone who says "How can I help you?")
Septic: Play Baltic Gap with me.
Jet_Fire: I'll have the Ropa Vieja.
Ardos: Give me GeekGold
Ceryon: Translate the geek questions into german
Geosmores: more photos
hacksword: You can't.
hoojii: You can't. No one can.
DHEK: Make me some spaghetti and lemonade.
aleo09: you can't , right now
Butterbane: Geek Gold would be nice.
POvidiusNaso: I don't think you can.
william_henshaw: Feed my dogs
DavidhGeek: Give me money
FuManchu: Who said I need help?
Relacon: Give me enough money so I can quit my job and playtest new games all day.
Magnus the Blue: Just looking, thanks...
airborne101: i dont know you got 1001 dollers?
ellephai: You already have. :-)
cleavet: Shall we play a game?
Nekura: Give me games and lots of them
vampywife: you can't, i'm beyond help, but thanks anyway
BigZaphod: No thanks, I'm good.
jasta6: no, no-one can help me now.............................................................................
Sceadeau: By helping yourself
defcon311: Well, I have this friend...
WatchmanX2000: give over all your money, swear an oath of allegiance to me, and get to work on getting me the games I'm missing from my collection.
BeeCeeJay: Send me your entire game collection, and pay the shipping costs.
Helenoftroy: depends. . .
brainrob: Inane again
bekudno: Just a little to the ri... ahh, that's the spot.
fastfingers: wire money
LemonyFresh: Stop me from answering another question
_Kael_: You could tip me 1 GG for my article on Shogun (MB) tactics
BaSL: You can start by cleaning this room
vetinari7878: Have you got "La Vie Mode d'Emploi" by Georges Perec?
Loquutus: Stop bothering me
MochaKimono: Put me through to the president.
Dr. No: get me a better job?
ssmooth: By being a good person you can help all good people.
bjonenplota: I just need to talk...
dietevil: I'm beyond help
GrandpaDave: You tell me
Legend Dan: No thanks, I'm just looking.
Lord_Prussian: Stop asking GQ's
CharlieWonka: By not asking silly questions
meshuggener: Please don't.
sourwyrm: don't
Gamegrunt: Pray for me.
skrutsch: Clean my house.
The Unbeliever: 42
Gargoyle: Well... I've got this master's thesis to write...
mandj2001: more money and world peace please!
2amp: more importantly: why would you want to?
scriptorum: Stop typing.
erli: You can't. Only death can help me now.
Basilius: I'm looking for the grail.
CapAp: Shut up.
melissa: A million bucks wouldn't go astray
Wanax: reduce population pressure on your shallow end of the gene pool :)
AWildEep: A pound of $50 bills please.
Tim Synge: "How can I help you?" or "How may I help you?"? I'd like to know before I commit myself.
RandallPeek: Can you tell me where my socks are?
heli: by answering my questions, natch
batman: Ask more interesting questions.
darthcliff: Large amounts of cash! Send it this way!
kennyb: where do i start...a man servant would be nice
isolated: Could you be a dear and get this metal spike out of my skull. Thanks.
DenverWolf: What is the ultimate question for which the ultimate answer is 42?
Ebonwoulfe: Is this Dial-a-date?
Oborro: nope
AlorielLelyn: You can't. I'm beyond help :P
puffinge: Wash my car.
gnomehome: Stop asking questions like these.
davedanger: pay me for answers
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: stop asking silly billy questions
Eric Haas: I'm just browsing, thanks.
fsumarc: Make these questions end. shut off my browser.
Blackwind: by quit asking your dumb questions
klarkinhistrep: Let me count the ways
redhuntingcap: give me money
CDRodeffer: Only if you want to.
Steve Leach: My freind and I would like a room for the night ;)
netfilterz: Just looking, thank you.
AngusBull: What is the appropriate "C" value to use when calculating for Maximum Short Circuit Current of a 600V 1/0 conductor? While you're looking can you get the correct equation for incident energy if the potential is 100kVa or less too? Thanks!
BobDodgerBlue: Send me a copy of Roads & Boats
djflippy: I'm a bit short of funds, actually...
rickkeuler: Send me free games. Oh & help me finish painting my house.
chaddyboy_2000: You can't.
Silbach: Give me your money.
geberus: could you point me to the game section?
jaredh: Give me 1 millllliiiooon dollars.
Shakar: You can't.
Torbin_Bequette: Make them stop, please.
louiseh: Just showing your concern is enough, thank you.
ValJor: Stop asking silly circular questions
snoozefest: stop asking questions
CortexBomb: Well, a round trip ticket to the UK would be a nice start...
Denise: Yes, do you have this in green?
Flyspeck23: Not at all, but thanks for asking.
jttm: Give me all your GG
richardolen2: Pay off my student loans.
tragicpoet: I want to talk to your manager.
queequeg: you can get me another drink for starters
skelebone: Please stop submitting so many questions.