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¿Question #812?
EndersGame: Finish the sentence: Never, under any circumstances, should a man buy a woman a ......?

Derang3d: human.
DenGad: t all.
imyourskribe: Diamond encrusted severed head
aleo09: bottle of dish detergent
Cringing Dragon: -nother woman
Spirit of 70: piece of exercise equipment.
Woelf: 1986 Dodge Aries
tlee33: an iron
Skwib: Gift certificate for penis enlargement.
pwilz: I'm sorry. This really does seem like sexist poo-poo. Forget it.
kurthl33t: workout video.
Zedsdead: ...automated Vagazzling machine.
mewmew: Friendship ring
Limey Sponge: second time. If you couldn't complete the transaction the first time, move on.
cadtel: fake diamond ring (or else)
rseater: a geekbadge
devine: girdle
quentin1: lepprauchan
Zarion of Arabel: diet book
jeRm!: vowel
DKahnt: vacuum cleaner
reddogfive: dildo, who would want the competition ...
Farren: ...nother man.
Phil Fleischmann: vowel
Starfighter104: Household appliance for her birthday
Rliyen: monkey
dogzard: gun.
matthan: Thigh Master.
Raukodraug: can opener.
DHEK: "... used jockstrap"
ZiggyZambo: wedding ring :)
Leo-T: gun.
ickebeebon: Pair of rubber gloves.
Reloaded: car.
Beelzebub: male concubine or a gun.
Chris Page: deed for the Brooklyn Bridge.
Scootergsp: feminine hygene product
nm156: monkey wrench
Cut & Space: inflatable badger
Otterdance: ... beard.
ZombyDawg: Since you qualified this with "under any circumstances" there is no answer.
pharaoh1963: ring
dmomo: Ring.
Dorque: nother woman.
hacksword: scale
Loquutus: booger
woolverton7: frying pan
Joanna Olsen: bra 3 sizes too big!
Superdeathflame: cute, little puppy. For lunch.
brainrob: cow
Unitbuster: pair of panties seven sizes too large.
Quest22: article of clothing
LemonyFresh: Diseased yak
confuse_a_cat: bowling ball with his name on it.
Tushratta: lap dance.
_Kael_: sladroger. My wife asked for one. I never bought it, considering it the most unromantic gift I could get. She bought it herself. Eventually. (A sladroger is the kitchen thingy you put your salad in to centrifuge it dry. And no, of course I don't know the english word for it)
vetinari7878: ...gym membership card.
shizzane: scale. Here, honey, I thought this might help. The "under any circumstances" part is throwing me though. Now that I think about it, my wife actually wants a scale so she can weigh herself (she's prego).
ssmooth: dessert larger than her head.
xlorp: Thighmaster
dakarp: Scale that always reads out 10 pounds over.
skrutsch: girdle.
dietevil: (n) article of clothing in a size that is too big for her.
matthew.marquand: bra
mrbeankc: diet book.
JoeCthulhu: another woman
jellospike: lesbian slave
CharlieWonka: Dress that is too big a size. Know your woman guys. It hurts if you don't
Steve Be: gun
Lord_Prussian: elipsis?
Scott Tepper: Book on the subject of losing weight.
AWildEep: Weedwacker
Knowbody: Frumpy House Coat
The Unbeliever: 42
puffinge: jockstrap
2amp: home appliance
Belash: vacuum for her birthday, which is why you get it for her on the day before her birthday
Windopaene: Zagnut
jwilhm: -nother woman. It's not pretty.
toulouse: Martin Wallace game
MisterCranky: ...sex surrogate.
gashlycrumb: Hummer.
midgetsrawk: mop
heli: n outfit which is too large for her.
Cromaa: game in the Bottom 100 in the ratings at BGG.
Tim Synge: Road atlas.
Cavedog_pdx: Ferrari
Karlsen: Anything that makes her bum look big
DenverWolf: Diet book
AlorielLelyn: an expansion pack for one of his games that he thinks will make her enjoy the game more.
gnomehome: one way ticket to her mother's home.
sumo: Size (or two) too large.
manowarplayer: skill saw for Valentine's Day.
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
JoeSteadman: Adult movie
melissa: weight loss program - especially not on the first date!
derk: Dildo.
P.O.G.G.: ... book on watching her weight.
Blackwind: clue
CDRodeffer: Diet book.
scribidinus: Never under any circumstances should a man buy a woman!
Ryno8: flesh-eating virus
Cardinal Fang: engagement ring
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: item of clothing
klarkinhistrep: ...nother woman
CortexBomb: toupee that clashes with her lingerie?
chaddyboy_2000: Vacuum.
m_r_tyler: bathroom scale
sdownin: vacuum cleaner
geberus: mop
darthcliff: vacuum cleaner
netfilterz: book about diets...?
djlg: present she explicit said not to buy. (Heh, cop-outs-R-us.)
fsumarc: Rocket Launcher.
louiseh: game of fighter combat in space.
Mosse: Personal trainer at the gym...
Gonzaga: ... box of Tigris & Euphrates.
Shakar: book called "Making Love 101".
ValJor: bazooka
Flyspeck23: lover.
snoozefest: boytoy
wtrollkin2000: gift that is really for him.
jttm: vacuum cleaner for her birthday.
tragicpoet: n appliance
ScottBecker: Mother's Day cake in the shape of a whale with "To a Whale of a Mom" written on it.
Friendless: flagon of rum.
skelebone: ironing board.
ynnen: t-shirt that says "does this make my ass look fat"