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¿Question #824?
EndersGame: What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

Woelf: Why the fuck am I awake before my alarm AGAIN?
Bokrug: Do I have to get up?
Razoupaf: Shit, I'm still alive :(
pricero1: [Turn off alarm] Ah, that's better.
beardyman: Who pooped in my pants?!
Shleeg: eye boogs, get'm owt.
Felimid: Another day.
Gastel: Am I wearing pants?
asdfqwerty1248: Go away, Celestia! I don't want to get up.
Svengaard: Who am I?
ricardofo: I need to take my pills
bungeeboy: Online Battlestar Galactica board game
beerbear: SHIT
DasViktor: what time is it?
rorshaq: please god... please let me go back to the dreamland
theredwagoneer: How much longer can I sleep
kathleenryan: Shut off the alarm before it rings.
Zarion of Arabel: dammit! I didn't die in my sleep!
DKahnt: bathroom
Fugitoid: Peeing
cgund: (Arguably) humorous answer: "Who's this guy?"
goldenboat: Where are my pants?
SilverDrake: taking my medications.... ^^
lokides: Cigarette
Elf__Man: work
mgreen02: Do I have to work today?
themagni: It depends on how I wake up.
DHEK: Check my e-mail.
Numskull: "Hey, I work night shift. Am I fired?"
aleo09: going back to sleep
jmrichar: Dogs need to go outside
POvidiusNaso: Coffee.
ZiggyZambo: going back to sleep
Ebon Wendigo: If I wake up in the morning it means it's my day off so I think about what I'm going to do that day.
slowcorner: What time is it?
Michelle0070: I think of other men that are not my boyfriend
scriptorum: Oh wait, that noise isn't an air raid siren in my dreams, it's the alarm clock going off. Oh. Oh. Ok. I should shut that off. How do I shut that off? Hrm. Snooze. Er, no, that just delays it. Cancel. Cancel then the alarm setting. Which setting did I use. Ok. Got it. Ok dog, hold on. Now where are my pants? Dog, go find my pants.
szilaj: Jeez, those f'in geekquestions made me crazy yesterday.
brainrob: I'm bursting
hans4rd: breathing
Big BabOOn: Want.... to ....... sleeep ....more
_Kael_: Depends which day of the week it is.
darcyj2: Hitting the snooze button.
gr8lookinguy: Goodmorning beautiful, how was your night? Mine was wonderful with you by my side, when i open my eyes to see your sweet face its a good morning beautiful day. My 2 year old daughter.
MitchellW: "Do I have to stay awake?"
matriculate: What time is it?
Kazin: Sex. (I answered this to the last question too...)
bigbadsteve: stupid alarm clock
bekudno: Going back to sleep.
Karlsen: Going back to sleep
ZombyDawg: Why can't I feel my arm?
hacksword: I gotta pee
davidgpeterson: damn....what was her name?
Felderin: "Oh, shit... not this again."
MochaKimono: "Ow, my joints are sore. First some stretching, then time for Metamucil." I sound so old...
Bahamut-X: friggin clock...
Mikebegeta: do i have to get up now?
Gecko23: 'I want to back to sleep'
matthew.marquand: What time is it?
rdmasters: Comics! WebComics! Wheee!
Lord_Prussian: um, the nearest facilities usually
skrutsch: Can I go back to sleep?
scribidinus: Coffee...it used to be something else.
puffinge: how bad I feel. I'm old.
arkibet: What day is it?
SteveK2: having a pee
2amp: check my e-mail
batman: Snooze
nexttothemoon: Another day...downer.
jimchris: Must... get... coffee....
erli: I need to take a wizz
Toxidyne: I wish the darn birds would shut up!
thoia: depends on the day. Mon-Fri "Crap gotta go to work"
stephensj23: 42. But what does it mean?
pronoblem: Where am I?
RandallPeek: Usually a song. I have a very active mental jukebox. Todays selection was, oddly enough, a song by The Mothers of the Stone Age.
midgetsrawk: what time is it?
ginn5j: ***censored***
Cromaa: Just five more minutes...
BaSL: "already?"
DenverWolf: Where the hell am I this time?
darquil: Why did my last night's self set the alarm for this god-forsaken hour? Clearly he was mistaken. I'll just reset the alarm, and let my future self sort the whole thing out.
AlorielLelyn: Gotta take my pills...
gnomehome: Is it that late allready ?
PghArch: Whether or not I can go back to sleep.
Jocab: Breakfast!
Belash: make coffee
kennyb: if Day= Saturday OR Sunday; Resume Sleep Mode
Cavedog_pdx: Ohhh I'm so horny!
geberus: shower
RyanMC: damned alarm
Blackwind: sigh
Ludocrazy: Oh no, not again.
Mordachai: "I wonder if there will be any gaming today?"
alfredhw: Turning off the alarm
ejmowrer: Aw crap, I gotta go to work again.... why can't I be independantly wealthy?
WasQ: What time is it....or what day is today
LudesFactor: what time is it? what day is it?
viogression: Going back to sleep
Spielguy: Work
chaddyboy_2000: Crap.
Ryno8: gotta pee....
fizzix: Coffee
isolated: *#@%ing alarm clock! What demons from the depths of Hell spawned thee?!?!
haraggan: Going back to sleep, usually
djlg: Where's my cup of tea?
Eric Haas: Shut off the alarm.
Vince Londini: I am grateful to God for a new day.
dietevil: I have to wee
Dave: My gonorrhea
louiseh: Whatever I was dreaming about.
Flyspeck23: Coffee.
BobDodgerBlue: What time is it?
Shakar: What day are we, what I'm supposed to do.
ValJor: "Go to the loo, now!"
Glamorous Mucus: I think of you, baby.
CameronL: Sex
CDRodeffer: Whatever song is playing on my alarm clock.
djflippy: Games.
Gonzaga: Damn batteries ... they ran out again ....
snoozefest: why do I have to wake up so frickin' early??
Debate: I need more sleep.
CortexBomb: I don't think I'm worn down enough to have an endless morning thought loop yet
jttm: F*cking alarm!
Friendless: saying good morning to my dog
skelebone: I try to remember what I was dreaming about.
queequeg: my wife is a beautiful woman and i love her
ynnen: Games -- either new strategies to try out, new games I want to get, or new content I want to write