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¿Question #931?
djflippy: How long does it take to eat a common housecat?

Damjon: don't know. I will , however, forward your question to the RSPCA
pricero1: You have just made oriecat feel sick. Apologise / apologize forthwith!
Spirit of 70: Not long at all, if you blend it, first.
oriecat: I disapprove of this question. :(
Geeky_Farmer: depends on if you are a mouse or polar bear.
bittykitty: If you count the time it takes to properly prepare the cat, then 4 hours minimum. If you intend to eat the whole thing and count only the eating time, then probably an hour if you're really hungry.
bcooperok: That is a great question. Gimme a few and I will let you know.
jessitron: does that include the time to catch it?
seminole: about 6.342 min give or take a tenth of second or so
CardboardCultist: Depends on the efficiency of the means used to skin it.
Hendal: raw or BBQ'd
ZeroZilla: Depends on which of the many available ways you choose to skin it.
cgund: sshh.
CharmlessMan77: depends on how thin you slice him/her.
ValerieF: depends on how it's been cooked
aleo09: never tried
TrojanDan: too long, apparently, since not enough are eaten.
DHEK: Probably an hour, if you're very hungry and eat quickly in one sitting.
Chad Jensen: That usually depends upon the marinade and cooking time.
Tushratta: After it's been defurred?
diehard4life: Well, how is it prepared?
PA_Jason: Depends on how you prepare it
greglios: Depends how hungry you are.
eschaton1000: It depends on the size and consistency.
vampywife: you start, i'll time you, but make sure it's an old one that's lived it's years
Big Bad Lex: Including fur = meal for 4
Shotmagnet: don't know, but it takes six weeks of science class to boil one down to its skeleton
Deeghter: Not longer than a juvenile pig!
LemonyFresh: Hmpf.
tipigi: Depends if it's male or female...
Fawkes: Depends on what's eating it.
Tennantgamer: With or without the skin?
bigbadsteve: The last one only took me about 13 minutes
JCooperofCharity: depends on the type
Loquutus: Alot less time than it takes to skin it, I can tell you that much.
Numskull: About 40% as long as it takes to eat the family dog.
arkibet: I dunno, let me ask my dog.
Bahamut-X: microwaved or boiled?
BoboDaHobo: It depends.
davedanger: raw or cooked?
joe_games: Four days with a microwave.
dakarp: Too long--you can get rid of them a lot faster if you skip the eating step.
GrandpaDave: 15, 20 minutes tops.
Cerebus: Nose to tail.
Great Dane: depends on the size
matthew.marquand: boiled or fried?
jellyfish: I'd say about 70 minutes if you eat it all by yourself, considering eating it raw. If you want it cooked then count an extra 45-50 minutes and withdraw 20 minutes per extra person helping you eating the cat.
Gecko23: They're about rabbit sized...30 minutes tops.
relic10: That would depend on whether you were a large dog or a swarm of maggots.
Ludocrazy: Hmmm, it's been a while since I had take-out Chinese food. I'm not sure.
darthcliff: Depends, is it still alive?
RandallPeek: With or without ketchup?
The Unbeliever: 42
AWildEep: Skinned or unskinned?
meshuggener: You'll have to catch it first.
Musti: Half an hour with four adults. But it takes a while to prepare it.
Lord_Prussian: Takes longer to skin it.
KnobDoctor: With side dishes or without?
skrutsch: I wouldn't know.
snoozefest: all your base are belong to us
batman: My dog can do it in about an hour.
Karlsen: It depends how you have prepared it
Bearcat89: Too long.
xlorp: About half as long as skinning it first.
puffinge: Is he alive?
TakeMeToYourLizard: Depends how it's cooked
AlorielLelyn: Gross!
gnomehome: How big is it ?
tragicpoet: 9 servings
Johan: Now, that's the worst question so far.
ejmowrer: Not long, but picking the fur out of your teath takes forever.
Jackwraith: Longer if it's still alive.
GuyHill: Depends if you like your meat raw
Blackwind: roasted or boiled?
Zambo: I wouldn't know. Nor would I ever attempt to find out.
shumyum: I tend to savor it over a couple weeks.
StormKnight: Bad djflippy! Bad! No biscuit!
CDRodeffer: I imagine about the same amount of time as it takes to eat a rabbit.
BobDodgerBlue: Ewww.
Snooze_uk: Trick question - there is no such thing as a common housecat.
isolated: Raw: about 17 minutes. Add an hour and a half for cooking though.
chaddyboy_2000: Once prepared, probably onlty a few minutes.
geberus: 30 min
netfilterz: african or european
djlg: Too long. Need to go out and kill more cats.
dietevil: It depends on whether you bake it first.
Mozbink: Don't know but I will ask the Korean deli down the street.
sdownin: Every time I've tried, it tries to claw my face off.
jaredh: don't want to know
CortexBomb: Depends on how plump it was and how hungry I am. The presence of a very sharp blender would also speed things up considerably
Claytonius Maximus: Dragon: 1 second. The dog: a long time (he likes to savor his victories). Me: ewwww (despite what I said on that other question).
Flyspeck23: 20-40 minutes.
Shakar: Never tried, never will.
louiseh: On your own? About three days but eating nothing but meat would give you a stomach ache.
jttm: My dog took about an hour. Then spent 3 hours gnawing on bones
ValJor: Argh
Eric Haas: Depends on how it's cooked.
skelebone: Probably as long as it would take to eat a comparably sized rabbit.