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¿Question #933?
djflippy: Mullets...why?

ocdspectrum: You can’t tell me what to do. This is Murica and if I want to look like an ijit that’s mah rite.
Woelf: Have you seen pictures of Richard Marx from the '80s or Richard Dean Anderson when he was MacGuyver? They ROCKED those mullets. Granted, it looks horrific on pretty much anyone else.
Narlgoth: Because having hair that made you look like you were wearing a piece of road kill was in during the 80s. What I don't get it this grade one back and sides, comb the top bit to one side crap that everyone has their hair like now.
jesb: Business in the front. Party in the back.
Disreputable: It's for people who are unsure and get stuck in-between.
vandemonium: Très chic!
Jatoha: party innnnnnn fron............oh whatever.
tickmanfan: Spandex...why?
Cringing Dragon: Because they make good bait.
tinkha: Keep the neck warm and the vision clear.
cgund: indeed.
Junichirou: Why not? They might not be great, but they're not bad either. Sort of.
WatchmanX2000: I ask myself that all the time. No. I just don't want to know about those people.
Longcoat: Someone says, " get the hair out of my eyes, but leave it long in the back."
ciscokidnj: beacuse they are frickin sweet
wifwendell: insufficient data
Twinkles: ask joe dirt or billy ray cyrus
petersjs: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
CardboardCultist: Business in the front and a party in the back, baby!
jkono: MacGyver
DHEK: Maybe they think it's cool.
spartax: To give someone else the satisfaction of shaving it off while the mulletee is asleep.
jeffwolfe: Because someone cuts their hair in front and on the sides but not in back.
Brentoon: because it is like a sign that says "no salesmen, dont even try to sell me sleeves"
aleo09: for a laugh
MightyMike: yes
CMOT Dibbler: Why not?
lyrad: NO Mullets they are the lazy mans long hair.
kwickle: MacGuyver
BooChihuahua: Because people like looking like crap!
Greedo: So you can work in an office by day and be a rocker at night!
mooka: Clearly beyond all human understanding.
dmomo: no
Sideburn: this question...why?
brainrob: I couldn't agree more
Cromaa: Mullets rule! I need to grow mine back out now that I'm free!
Admiral Fisher: Because you're a Duran Duran fan?
vampywife: it just sounds fun.
Dorque: Nope.
RonStock: You know you got one
bigbadsteve: its a neverending quest to be like billy ray cyrus
mrspank: Exactly.
LemonyFresh: Shock value
Quest22: Exactly
jellospike: Because they can...
chrisisapimp: mullets rock
Loquutus: Its required for entrance into the NHL or a lesbian bar.
dave45: Exactly !
puffinge: fair question
javelin98: Does Joe McKinley (aka Unbeliever) ever answer anything besides "42"?
ctalbot: It was the Eighties.
ErisQuilty: Awesomeness
The Unbeliever: 42
jorgen99: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
e.c.r.: seemed a good idea at the time
GrandpaDave: All business in front. All party in the back! Seriously...I think it's like a mock brain or something. Like how animals have mock eyes on their back to make other animals think they can see behind them.
obob: it's one of nature's warning signs
Linnaeus: Too many people getting checked into the boards too many times. That and southerners.
BaSL: He's the guy from Frost?
matthew.marquand: to get attention
Lord_Prussian: Lost a bet
deadkenny: Stupidity
einbebop: Because your are a multifaceted personality
scriptorum: Exactly.
skrutsch: I have absolutely no idea.
Bearcat89: Because they are very tasty when smoked.
2amp: why any style? i had a brown polyester leisure suit with earth shoes in the 70s & i looked darn good. now, i burn those pictures...
snoozefest: cool
nexttothemoon: Some people suit them.
otrex: Business up front, party at the back.
MisterCranky: Because Jeff Mullet is one hell of a good guy, and an even better gamer.
steadym: Why not? <---- (having uncofortable memories of 1987)
heli: fish gotta swim
Wintergoblin: not sure
Toxidyne: Keep one's neck warm because scarves cost money.
AlorielLelyn: Fashion, why?
toulouse: Keep the neck warm
isolated: Because they're business up front...but party in the back!
Cavedog_pdx: So the lesbians can identify each other in a crowd.
fellonmyhead: Saving for a comb-over.
sdownin: I have season tickets to the Atlanta Thrashers hockey. As much as I'm around mullets in the hockey world, I've still never understood them.
tragicpoet: Country music... why?
GuyHill: why not?
fsumarc: cool ears and warm necks. who knows. go ponder disco.
RyanMC: Stupid questions... why?
Blackwind: are you kidding?
shumyum: To let it fly!
CDRodeffer: They're relatively easy to maintain.
sumo: I blame the barbers.
dakarp: Business up front, party in the back! Or maybe just very bad judgement.
Ludocrazy: A burning desire to look like a dorkbutt
djlg: They taste OK. (You DO know a mullet is a fish?)
gnomehome: Why not ?
haraggan: Best defense against hockey-helmet hair
geberus: good question
CortexBomb: It's a defence mechanism against cold weather in Minnesota and some parts of Canada. Explaining lower midwest mullets is a mystery I'm not prepared to tackle
louiseh: Don't ask me; I'm more pre-raphaelite
Mosse: Indeed. Why?!
Claytonius Maximus: because we all can't be beautiful, or cool, or non-idiotic
BobDodgerBlue: Some things man was not meant to know.
jttm: Hahaha, I wish I knew
chaddyboy_2000: Posterity.
Spielfreak: I blame MacGyver
Shakar: No, Britney don't have one.
cornjob: Because it is there.
skelebone: Because people were and are still idiots