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¿Question #953?
ejmowrer: What did you do to make Mr. Cranky so.... well, you know?

pwilz: I beat him at Crokinole.
SommeGrandads: I do not know. Many apologies. However this gentleman may be, I doubt that I am in any way to bla,e.
oriecat: I had nothing to do with it! He was like that when I got here.
Narlgoth: He was like that a long time before I got here! :- o
magikaru: It's a long story but it involves a policeman, 2 olympic skaters, and a giraffe.
J0kER: 42
kathleenryan: I think he just came that way.
Spirit of 70: A series of choices.
anarchy: This is a nature vs. nurture question, isn't it?
richard schwab: Lack of fiber in diet.
jessitron: Aw, it's nothing a little good lovin' couldn't fix.
joebelanger: I insulted Lynn Spears' parenting skills.
seminole: a corn cob and a rectum
Hector Vortac: He was like that when I found him, officer.
bigbadsteve: i folded his socks incorrectly
kingmaker fan: Not a thing.
DHEK: I didn't. If he turned, well, so... you know... it wasn't me.
TheArchAngel: yank his chain
aleo09: answered his question
valael: -_-
PsyJam: ...happy? Not sure.. waiting for him to stop being cranky first.
ZiggyZambo: I punched his mother.
HScottBuck: Don't cre
Cromaa: Took away his binky...
WatchmanX2000: Mister Cranky is a short little fellow who better know his place.
LemonyFresh: Hmpf.
Loquutus: We like to call it retirony.
Tushratta: I can't tell. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
meshuggener: I wasn't me.
javelin98: Well, there was that thing with his undershorts and the capsicum powder...
MochaKimono: A terrible childhood incident involving a tutu and a board with a nail in it.
ctalbot: Nothing. I swear.
davedanger: cranky or maladjusted?
Mikebegeta: i pissed in his cornflakes
MisterCranky: What did they do? What did YOU do, you miserable little....
skrutsch: Nothing, I swear, it wasn't me.
Lord_Prussian: Cranky?
ThatFalafelGirl: ambush brazilian bikini wax
AWildEep: I think I killed his cat
bluebehir: Apparantly I answered some of his questions.
heli: too much introspection I expect
puffinge: it doesn't take much uknow
Jeff Chunko: I let him think we were going to roll at the same time, but then waited for him to roll first.
Metaphora: Told him that the dress made his butt look big.
Scott Tepper: Waxed his back.
CapAp: Good ol'-fashioned nut-punch.
snoozefest: ants in his pants
kennyb: he's not so bad...at least not compared to me
xlorp: Stole his special cranky pants.
Randy Cox: It wasn't me.
yossarians: pissed in his wheaties
DenverWolf: Haven't yet that I know of but trying desperately to avoid it.
Oborro: God only knows... last thursday with his wife might have something to do with it
jpact: I take no responsibility for his personality disorder.
solove: I breathe
Belash: beat him at PoF.. well I came in second to Linnaeus and he came in last...
gnomehome: I don't know?
berserkley: inadvertantly implied that he was anti semitic...man, did I screw up!
dakarp: It wasn't me!
Blackwind: pissed in his cornflakes
netfilterz: Nothing... yet... I think...
kuhrusty: When he was a kid, I killed his parents, right in front of him, but didn't have time to kill him too after delivering my cryptic monologue. Years later, his anguish had hardened him into some kind of super-badass crime fighter, and he avenged his parents by busting up my gang & shoving me into a vat of industrial waste. He thinks I'm dead, so I don't know why he's still so... well, you know.
DangerMouse: I breathe the same air as he does. I really don't know why he's so cranky. Chronic back pain perhaps?
chaddyboy_2000: Cranky?
Flyspeck23: Nothing, as far as I know.
Ludocrazy: Nuthin'. He's naturally cranky.
UhhhClem: Stopped paying attention to him. He hates that.
BobDodgerBlue: who can tell?
dietevil: Refused to put out
darthcliff: Too much binding food
sumo: I am going with the chemical imbalance theory.
CortexBomb: Hey, I didn't do anything to make him that way...if you couldn't tell he had a freak accident with a mower, a patch of poison ivy, and a three-toed sloth back in the 70's that unbalanced him a bit...
Shakar: I refused his love.
ValJor: I didn't do anything, he was like that before I came onboard!
jttm: Stole his bedpan.
louiseh: It was the llama, honest.
skelebone: Prodded him with a long, sharp, pointed, forked stick, with a nail in it.
CDRodeffer: Put motor oil in his Wheaties.