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¿Question #1264?
Volstag: Abraham Lincoln vs. Teddy Roosevelt in an unarmed fight to the death. Who wins?

ocdspectrum: Wasn’t Abe a boxer? If so, then him.
Woelf: Have you seen Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? Teddy doesn't stand a chance, whether he's a vampire or not.
boardgamemonster: The vampire hunter.
popsicola: Everyone
Felimid: Roosevelt. But if it was a brain competition, Lincoln would win.
KillerPower: America
Jbrady: Teddy Roosevelt
ricardofo: Abraham Lincoln
joedogboy: Teddy speaks softly, then arms himself with a big stick, but after beating Abe to the ground, feels compassion for him and allows him to live. Abe bides his time, and ends up victorious, as future generations forget Teddy even existed, due to confsion with Franklin.
jessitron: unarmed like they have no arms? Teddy Roosevelt.
Jythier: The spectators.
potza4: Teddy, he'd bear-hug the guts out of Linoln's top hat!
Gregarius: Abe has the reach, but Teddy's a scrapper. He'd win on endurance and tenacity.
JoelCFC25: Teddy, he seemed naturally more aggressive and didn't disappear when he turned sideways like Lincoln
alter_id: Oh man... I'd have to say Teddy... he always looked so intense to me and Abraham always looked like he would try not to fight.. anyone.
FNH1: Ted was shot, and gave a 45min speech before going to Hospital. Abe wore a big hat. Its a tricky question...
gypsychk: Teddy
Patticus: roosevelt hands down
CharmlessMan77: Abe the Babe
DHEK: Teddy Roosevelt. I don't know why, but I just have a feeling he's tougher.
jcarvin: What happened to their arms anyway?
beardedwonder: If neither have arms, Abe would have the advantage due to his longer legs.
aleo09: Teddy the rough rider
MightyMike: Teddy hands down
iamalias: Teddy Roosevelt without a doubt.
GuyHill: No-one. If nobody else stops them fighting, I will.
Ogma: Hard-drinkin' Lincoln, all the way!
greglios: Aren't they both dead already?
POvidiusNaso: Abe's got the reach on Teddy. I'll go with the Bane of the South.
SisyphusX: Teddy. FAR more combat experience.
jace_813: Teddy Roosevelt...come on now, remember the rough riders???
falloutfan: Have to give it to Abe - he's got the longer reach.
nnf1: Abe
jasta6: We do..............................................................................................................................................
vampywife: Probably Teddy.
TheDS: Gee, Teddy was a cavalryman, so I think he'd have the advantage, plus he's younger. But then again, taking the arms off of already-dead skeletons, and trying to get them to fight "to the death" would probably result in a long, boring affair. Unless you like that sort of thing.
ct_cruiser: Abe
koolking: Lincoln.
tipigi: Teddy had the weight advantage...
Favre4MVP: I think they're both dead already.
JoeSteadman: Teddy
billgoode: I'd have to go with Teddy in a fight. I'd pick Lincoln in a match of wits though.
bigbadsteve: teddy
vetinari7878: Teddy Roosevelt, sadly.
Tushratta: Abe. He was much taller and much stronger.
GrandpaDave: Teddy.
modboy: Teddy in 4
Nem Menuu: Teddy, because Abe's bones are more fragile.
xlorp: In the near corner, standing 7 feet tall and wearing blue trunks, is The Emancipator!
mrbeankc: Likely Roosevelt as he boxed for fun. Lincoln was tall but uncoordinated
lwheeler: Death!
Mike A: I'd go with Roosevelt, but lament the loss of the loser either way.
Lord_Prussian: Teddy
CharlieWonka: Lincoln
sourwyrm: teddy carried the big stick
catchnick4: Abe
scriptorum: All depends on the century, since neither was alive at the same time.
der_chad: teddy. He was a bad ass.
The Unbeliever: 42
darthcliff: The Democrats
skrutsch: Teddy.
heli: too hypothetical
twelbes: Well, Lincoln's got the reach, but Teddy's scrappy. I give it to Lincoln, because Mary Todd could come out of nowhere--she's CRAZY!
arkibet: Teddy... better firepower than in Abe's time.
alfonzos: TR would have had the physical advantage.
shumyum: Riders on the storm...
mandj2001: Teddy. He was a scrapper
Belash: Lincoln
boneroller: Since they're both dead already...
melissa: Teddy Roosevelt. Lincoln's beard is very grippable.
Karlsen: Lincoln
Jern: Lincoln
snoozefest: teddy
Bearcat89: Mutual assured destruction.
m_r_tyler: Roosevelt. Lincoln would be much too old.
MisterCranky: Now THAT'S my kind of question. Abe Lincoln wins, because Teddy Roosevelt was a big fat loser, and the Kingpin 'all that fat is muscle' concept is crap.
dictator555: Abe. He has the reach on Teddy, and Teddy leaned too heavily on the weapons.
queequeg: lincoln
2amp: TR
Wintergoblin: Roosevelt
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
Cromaa: Seeing that they're both dead, them fighting to the death seems quite pointless
BaSL: so they're still alive?
Redneon: TR.
Jatoha: Teddy, no question
kennyb: Teddy in 3
ptper: teddy, abe's a leader, not a fighter
gnomehome: Neither of them has got a banana ?
stephensj23: Teddy. Never mess with a heavyweight. Plus he's got that bear and all. What does Lincoln have? A beard.
fellonmyhead: Abe of course.
isolated: Teddy. Although Lincoln has the reach and the size advantage Teddy has the skills to take down the Great Emancipator.
puffinge: Teddy would kick his ass.
Ryno8: Teddy
netfilterz: Abe.
djlg: Teddy
Jim_P: Teddy
UhhhClem: Let's see, we have an asthmatic going up against someone ten inches taller. Hmm.
ScottBecker: TR
Mozbink: Teddy was one rough hombre.
geberus: TR baby
Blackwind: Teddy would whoop his ass.
CDRodeffer: Roosevelt would kick Lincoln's behind.
ValJor: I don't think Lincoln was much of a fighter. A great man, yes, but not a fighter
chaddyboy_2000: Teddy.
yossarians: Teddy--he fights dirty and grabs at the gonads
ynnen: Roosevelt was a lil' tasmanian devil -- he'd take ol' Abe.
CortexBomb: Probably Roosevelt, Lincoln really didn't have as much of a history with the whole combat thing
jttm: Abe
skelebone: Roosevelt, quite obviously. Lincoln would fold like a card table.