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¿Question #1265?
Bluenose: A man says something when there are no women around to hear him. Is he still wrong?

ocdspectrum: Did the tree in the forest fall on him at the same time?
Woelf: Only if he is.
aetwitch: Yes, unless he's agreeing with something a woman told him earlier.
Jatoha: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
Blott: Not in his own mind.
sirjeyhmis: Only if he tells her about it later.
stargate: what did he say ?
vandemonium: ha! Yes. No doubt about that one.
cgund: ..
Polgara: absolutely.
WatchmanX2000: do you still beat your wife?
MGBM: Only if a branch falls in a forest.
KrisVerbeeck: He will be when they arrive
Rotterdam: He wasn't wrong in the first place
DHEK: It depends on what he's saying. Whether there are women around him or not does not affect the truth (or lack of) of his statement.
Sandy Petersen: Only if she hears about it.
dsmeyer: Mostly
tdyck: sexist question. Do the people who ask these questions actually believe in equality?
mpw182: he was wrong before he opened his mouth
Boomer: yes
scriptorum: Probably, but we're men, so who cares if we're right? There's our way, and then there's right.
gurkakrieg: Trick question: when women aren't around we're too busy scratching and farting in peace.
cmtdrt: no
xandryyte: Of course...
Cut & Space: No, only wrong if women are there to tell him
VincentO: no
Dorque: Yup.
vampywife: yes
grinningpik: According to the Mrs.
Helenoftroy: Of course, being wrong has to do with him being a man not the woman.
Pigtail Power: Depends on the question.
kuchick: we'll never know for sure
peacmyer: Everything is appearance to mind.
Datek: how many men does it take to open a beer? none- it better be open when she brings it from the kitchen.
keldrak: probably
jasta6: Yes! he is still promoting the thought!
Loquutus: This is a trick question...
ZombyDawg: Is he in the woods?
Unexpected Party: No, it's the wisest of the men
Culvan: Depends what he said, don'tcha think?
notquitekarpov: No, probably going to be funny if non-PC
skrutsch: Yup.
puffinge: He is wrong to speak in this situation.
hobbes_inc: yes I am around
heli: naturally
BaSL: well, I'm always right
Lord_Prussian: Yes
KnobDoctor: Depends on whether the men who hear them tell their wives.
MisterCranky: Only if the women are defecating on the Pope's shoes in the woods.
2amp: probably
snoozefest: haha
batman: Always
Asmoridin: According to every girl I know, yes.
thoia: most likely
djlg: Yes.
kennyb: of course
RaDiKal: Is a bear catholic?
Ryno8: probably
isolated: Only if a woman finds out about it.
jpact: If no women are around is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
dakarp: Sure, because, "I heard about what you told your friends..."
AlorielLelyn: Probably :P
gnomehome: Is he standing in the middle of a deserted forest and did a tree fall down on him ?
tragicpoet: Yes, though it wont be pointed out 'til he gets home
davedanger: yes
Styro: This is rhetorical.
game_boy: My partner says yes.
Jim_P: Always
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
Johan: Sorry, laughing too much to be able to answer. :D
m_r_tyler: Let me guess. You are married.
JoeCthulhu: Is it recorded?
Shakar: No.
louiseh: Depends on what he says.
geberus: yes
fsumarc: nope. unless one of the men blab to their wives...
Blackwind: like we are ever right?
CDRodeffer: Sigh.
chaddyboy_2000: No.
Ludocrazy: Yes
ValJor: Are you talking about a general man or you specifically?
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: of course he is!!
CortexBomb: Very possibly
jttm: Men are always right! Back to the kitchen, wench!
skelebone: Wow, that is the most insightful/humorous thing I have read all day. You should write a book, or do stand-up.