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¿Question #1279?
isolated: What would you like to do to that one Rules-Lawyer in your group?

bbacher: thank her
ZLemur: Find everything in the rules that has a contradiction. Then do them all.
pwilz: ten-4
vandemonium: Sue her.
Randy Cox: Not play with them.
August222: easy now, outlaw.
Woelf: My group doesn't really have one, but since I'm generally the game explainer that probably makes me the "rules-lawyer" by default. I'd like a BLT sandwich with extra B and no L.
mrbeankc: Thank him. Because he's a real lawyer and could sue the hell out of me
Bart H: make him loose
Felimid: Nothing. Because they're there, I don't have to refer to the rulebook over and over and over again each game.
slyde: Hit him over the head with a dictionary
dgutierrez22: Overwhelm him with new games (It's me!).
rseater: listen
evil lincoln: Give him a hug. The rest of us dont really have to learn the rules and can just ask him
jdberry: Give him an iron side bar.
ZeroZilla: Heap him, er me, with praise and adulation.
bobswersky: If I am running the game, punch him in the face, if I am playing, punch him in the face
Darilian: Power Nudgy.
KrisVerbeeck: Hang him
aleo09: ask him to defend me
Venga2: Tie him to the chair and feed him bob marley
ThePilot: sue
DHEK: There isn't one in my group, thankfully.
onky: Shake hands.
Beyak: aint no such
Son of Murray: I am the Rules-Lawyer, and I like to think I keep the game in line, thankyouverymuch. What I can't stand are Game Masters who make up ad hoc rules that don't make sense.
MochaKimono: I had one of those. It was way back in '04. I was the DM and he kept correcting me on the rules of combat even though he was battling a goddess. I turned his character into a chick.
EsotericMoniker: Add a rule that forbids him to argue, which due to his rules-lawyer nature he would have to acknowledge
heavymetalhamster: Um... well... that would be me so.... Buy him a drink?
bigbadsteve: dont have one, fortunately
sourwyrm: give him a 'stunner'
Big BabOOn: I would like to give myself a raise.
heli: Forgive myself. ;) Actually I've been doing it a lot less in recent years and like to think I always did it in a good way anyway. With the war games the problem was always that there were so many inelegant little rules that someone would always be forgetting some, except me.
jcarvin: If there was such a thing, it would probably be me. So I say, give em a pat on the back!
XenoMaster: It's me
drummermark: I am the Rules-Lawyer, but I am fairly liberal.
brainrob: Thankfully we don't have one
Ebon Wendigo: Play a simple fast moving game with him.
Dhunam: Kill him
Csteb: I'm the rules-Judge. Overruled!
mrspank: Thank him immensely for taking the time to get it right. Guess who that person is in my gaming group?
Whirlinghurly: I am the rules lawyer, or at least the guy who knows em all
ctalbot: Duct tape his mouth shut.
slapdash: what rules lawyer? *ducks*
GrandpaDave: Hang them by their toes
Great Dane: I always treat myself nicely!
The 17th Ogre: Railroad spike + head = Big ole' smile.
javelin98: There's this thing with fire ants and honey...
Thedalek: Give him a game with impossible to follow rules, but hide the flaw such that his brain tries to divide by zero.
n_and: Nothing, I am the Rules-Lawyer...
Lord_Prussian: Hey! I am that one Rules-Lawyer.
The Unbeliever: 42
AWildEep: What I do everytime, play king maker. he isn't king.
BaSL: We have two. And one of them is me...
kimapesan: I'd like to give him a million dollars... uh, well, you can guess why...
Sceadeau: Make everyone else buy him dinner. *whistes innocently*
KnobDoctor: Give him cookies. Oh, wait, I'm the rules lawyer in my group.
JeremyVS: Nothing...when anyone does start being like that, it's typically me (although i do not do it just to help myself in the game, i just have this thing with us HAVING to follow the rules exactly)
Jocab: Ask him a lot of rules-questions!
snoozefest: heap him with praise and money
scriptorum: Give him a million dollars and a new car, because he's me.
2amp: nothing
MisterCranky: I would like to force him to walk naked through a field peppered with bouncing Betties, then I'd like to start flinging games all over the place. Oh wait, I'm pretty much of a rules-lawyer....
redhuntingcap: veto his ass
djlg: We don't like your type 'round these parts.
puffinge: co*k punch
berserkley: it involves a lot of water and a cattle prod...
darthcliff: Feed alive to red ants
yossarians: move and don't tell him
gnomehome: No rules-lawyer present.
-Johnny-: There are many things that I would like to do to myself
solove: Have him get married
tragicpoet: Force him to write errata for every Fluxx card
Bigland: I'm not sure. What do the rules say?
Nightmare: Out rules lawyer him
rochs77: I am that rules-lawyer, so give him a case of beer.
GuyHill: feed. wash. be nice to, etcetera. its me!
disclamer: one?
fsumarc: don't have one
Blackwind: throttle him
CDRodeffer: Play Cosmic Encounter and be the Silencer.
chaddyboy_2000: I don't have one. I guess that means I might be the rules lawyer?
Ludocrazy: Crush him to death with rulebooks.
scribidinus: Beat him on the board every time. Barring that, beat him with the board.
ValJor: Sentence him to a daily game of Monopoly with some cranky old ladies
starbug: Make him sit and watch the Yankees beat the Red Sox. Hi Aaron! We've never really replaced you....
CortexBomb: Not invite him to play
jttm: Fortunately, there are none in my group :P
skelebone: I would like to fondle him all night long.. oh wait, that's me!