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¿Question #1706?
manowarplayer: Star Trek Series: Best line from Captain Kirk?

ocdspectrum: I'm a captain Bones, not a doctor.
Buckarooo: "make it so"...no, wait. that was the other guy
the manatee: What was the one about the bellyache? That one.
Anfauglir: I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
puncr0c: KHAAAAAAN!
toothygrim:
Phil Fleischmann: Well, double-dumb-ass on you!
rseater: take us away
pwilz: Fire!
frailn: You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street...you know how you feel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. If the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know.
Spirit of 70: "You're a freak! You belong in a circus with Jojo the Dog-faced Boy!".
alcazar84: "Beam me up, Scotty" - a line *never* uttered by a Star Trek character
burbidge: Kahn!
jeRm!: it's my ship, my ship
Evonine: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Of course, that was a no-brainer, but not really from the series....)
cadaverous: His last words.
dogzard: Where Kirk quotes the Preamble of the US Constitution to to warring alien tribes, the "Yangs" and the "Komms". It's the best laugh of the entire series. OH, you meant it SERIOUSLY? Well,.............
cgund: "Denny Crane."
gildor: Risk is our business.
POvidiusNaso: "taste my fist, muther-f***er!"
illicit: One of the advantages of being Captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.
aleo09: don't watch
DHEK: I don't watch the original series.
dsmeyer: did he have good lines
ZeroZilla: KHAN!!!
KentuckyKid: I am Kirok!
MisterCranky: That satellite of Rigel IV! It's Alan Moon!
Leo-T: "First, find Cerano Jones, and second ... somebody close that door."
hacksword: Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
Avatar_69: We come in peace... Shoot to kill! ( seriously, I can't remember any. It's been so long since I saw STToS)
Big Bad Lex: No Mr Bond I expect you to die.....
PsyJam: Not familiar
BeeCeeJay: "Sometimes the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many."
Grimwold: This is the Captain of the Enterprise. Our respect for other life forms requires that we give you this... warning. There is one critical item of information that has never been incorporated into the memory banks of any Earth ship. Since the early years of space exploration, Earth vessels have had incorporated into them a substance known as... corbomite. It is a material and a device which prevents attack on us.
KDSN: KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cyberjunk: Shadows Over Camelot? Not played that - any good?
bigbadsteve: Anyone seen skelebone?
MDettmer81: KHAN! (Loud and protracted)
Cavedog_pdx: "KHHHAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
Loquutus: What happened to that Pike guy?
Tushratta: "Strike me in the heart, the head. I won't stay dead."
brumeister: beam me up
red turtle: It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
darthcliff: "When he was a boy he got his head stuck in an automatic rice picker."
GI Joe: "I can jump out of the way as well as the next man."
consolewa: I wish it were: "Spock! I... ...need release. Now. And... fast, before the... ...ship... ...explodes."
skrutsch: Remember where we parked. (I think he said that.)
Belash: don't have any
sourwyrm: something overdramatic i'm sure
Darkman: Spock, don't get all emotional!! It was just a little furrie rabbit
Lord_Prussian: dunno
The Unbeliever: 42
Ludocrazy: Khan!!!!!!
2amp: none
shotokanguy: Did you know that he never actually send "Beam me up, Scotty"?
Mike A: "Hey, baby, my shirt's chafin' me. Mind if I take it off?" Oh wait, that was Jimbo Jones on the Simpsons. Close enough.
puffinge: Today I met Chewbacca. And Paul!
scriptorum: Hey green slave lady, check out my tushy.
Sceadeau: Anything involving alien girls
snoozefest: ?
nexttothemoon: We aren't in Kansas anymore...wait...
djlg: "Do you think I should shave my head like that Picard-guy or get a toupee?" (And enough with all the SF/F questions!)
dakarp: I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME! (From a Saturday Night Live sketch where William Shattner addresses a Star Trek convention.)
cobra: KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
Drewcooter: Where did all of this cheese come from?
AlorielLelyn: Any line which he didn't say...
isolated: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
solove: Spppoooooccccckkkkkkk!
WasQ: Fire!
gnomehome: sigh
jttm: Beam me up, Scotty
tragicpoet: n/a
chaddyboy_2000: Lalalala.
CDRodeffer: It had to have had exclamation points after every word.
skelebone: Spock.. my pants.
Spielfreak: Fnord
Dante_Cubit: FIIK
Blackwind: You.....can't.....defeat....us.