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¿Question #177?
[Deleted user]: [deleted question]

oldhoss: I had to do an internet search to find out who Eliza is. Not sure what that says about be, but there you have it.
jpowelltheowl: Hug me! (This was EVIE's response to this question: http://www.existor.com/)
bcooperok: Um, excuse me, but is there anyone else there? I seem to have lost a lot of blood and you don't seem to be getting anywhere with this diagnosis, and you seem to be just asking questions with the words I just answered. Maybe a different doctor?
TunaSled: Does this look infected?
Zamomin: Hello, I'm HAL, nice to meet you, ELIZA.
Woelf: Hi. Could you please do something -anything- to make the scenes featuring your character Echo on the show Dollhouse better, because it is by far the least interesting part of that entire show. It's only watchable because of all of the other characters.
jessitron: it isn't the same without the accent
ricardofo: Hi. You can improve your algorithm.
WatchmanX2000: take yourself out to the trash.
Polgara: you just failed the turing test.
ZiggyZambo: You can chill.
Chris__M: Eliza, what do you mean by "How can I help you"?
hancock.tom: You could stop asking shitty geekquestions for one thing.
zboat: Could you say your name again?
DHEK: Make me a sandwich, woman!
qzhdad: Evidently Lacking In Zany Antics
Ebon Wendigo: Yes, how?
Redbeardin84: go away?
rawdawg: no
bigbadsteve: i have seen talking pop machines, but a talking toilet is just weird
dmomo: I'm not feeling well.
rootbeer: Heheh. I know you. You're just an old computer program! How can I help YOU?
vampywife: i'm beyond help, but thanks anyway
Big BabOOn: Can you get me a job?
Dorque: I could use a pop.
ArtGurl: zip
brainrob: Who?
Kazin: Say hi to WOPR and HAL4000 from me.
vetinari7878: Tell me more about help. How does that make you feel?
mgringo: I remember you Eliza. Oh, I love bots!
puffinge: stfub
Agrajag: Go %&#@ yourself.
GrandpaDave: I don't think anyone can
xlorp: Would you buy a used car from this man?
davidme: You don't want to know.
sourwyrm: eliza?
CharlieWonka: Is that Eliza Doolittle
arkibet: wow that takes me back. Eliza: Tell me more about your back.
The Unbeliever: 42
skrutsch: Suzy: I'm feeling sad.
tpope: Excellent! Excuse me a minute while I attend to some business. I will be right back.
Lord_Prussian: Um
2amp: Sorry Mav, I never talk to AI in the fear that it's smarter than I am
Belash: Please send money
AWildEep: Ugh.
garea37: Hello, ELIZA, glad to meet you.
Fa�l: Can You Think Of A Specific Example?
m_r_tyler: You could start by telling me who you are and what your skillset includes.
gnomehome: Having an identity crisis ? Maverick or Eliza, which one is it now ?
Sideburn: My name is NOT Roland! How many times do I have to tell you?
CDRodeffer: How are you feeling today, ELIZA?
Blackwind: you can take my coat
CortexBomb: Um...perhaps you could fetch me some corned beef and cabbage?
Bluenose: You can help by telling me if you are a genie or not. If you're not; goodbye. If you are, I have 3 further things to say...
manowarplayer: I...am....Nomad.
jttm: Eliza, take off clothes.
BobDodgerBlue: I'll take a copy of Wacht am Rhein please
Glamorous Mucus: Does that question interest you?
geberus: I would like a number 4 with a coke
darthcliff: Hello. I am Henry Higgins.
netfilterz: I have a problem...
mnvalente: Hi, I am Mario, and i would like a discount
Shakar: I need Replic of Rome, 1 Plasma TV & Britney.
snoozefest: go to hell, eliza! Stop psychoanalyzing me!
fanaka66: I'm having bad dreams.
djlg: How do you do. Please state your problem.
Aldie: Tell me more about your mother.
tragicpoet: How can't you help me
The Maverick: What does it mean to you that how can I help you?
PghArch: Hello Eliza, what do you think of the weather today?
Der Das: ME: I'm beyond help. - ELIZA: I see. - ME: I don't. - ELIZA: Why not? *ME pulls plug*
Geniesse: Intellibuddy: Hi there! What's up, ELIZA .Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
pernishus: Don't have a cow ELIZA
Lardarse: Hi Eliza. You can help me by telling your creator to make something that has a better chance of passing the Turing test than you do.
ensor: Parry: Why are you asking me these questions, who told you what? They're all out to get me!
seppo21: I'm not sure it is appropriate to put any of our standard responses here.
Donkey Thong: Eliza! Oh how I've missed you!
shotokanguy: Nope, I don't get it...
EndersGame: Umm....is this a collect call?
Xlyce: Get thee to a nunnery
IngredientX: That's interesting. Tell me more.
Friendless: Tell me more about your family.
nix342: No
Flyspeck23: Hey, I'm supposed to give an answer here, not asking another question.
Spielfreak: Do little?
chaddyboy_2000: Do the dishes, b*tch.
Geosphere: Do you know SkyNet?
skelebone: Where are my keys?
ValJor: Can I talk to a human, please?
Dante_Cubit: Oh, jeez. Not another DOS-based psychiatrist.
WasQ: please, stand by for help
Debate: How does ELIZA make you feel?
MisterCranky: I'd like a snack Eliza--get your ass over to Fatburger and bring me back something.
Septic: I have Schizo-Affective Disorder and it is starting to effect my gaming.