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¿Question #1801?
hooded_paladin: Why can't you take a joke?

Caerid: It doesn't have any physical representation to move. . .
Myok: Where would I take one? Would it have to wear pants?
Spirit of 70: Most people who ask that question are usually just attempting to hide their own malice or spite.
Narl: I sure can, cancancancan
Woelf: It's considered theft unless you get the owner's permission to take the joke.
spleek: You call that a joke???
Jythier: It wasn't funny.
Cringing Dragon: Can't I? What a shame.
gmonk: Because they are too hard to pick up and carry.
vandemonium: It isn't very portable.
gantrell: i can
Ardos: Most likely b/c I don't think anything about my recent colonoscopy is funny.
kingmaker fan: Who says I can't?
tipigi: I can!
william_henshaw: take it where?
themagni: I haven't heard a good one yet.
aleo09: i can , really, try me.
DHEK: I can. Who says I can't?! DID YOU HUH?! DID YOU!?
Eric Haas: Because taking something that doesn't belong to me would be stealing.
Gnarlythotep: My mother was killed by jokes. Since then, I've had vendetta.
martybjsg: I have no sense of humor. None. I hate to laugh and smile also.
waderam: Why can't you make a funny joke?
ZombyDawg: Because I and my cause are so important.
daveroswell: F YOU HOW DO YOU KNOW I CANT TAKE A JOKE!?!?! hehe
WalkerRedEye: me take a joke? have you seen some of teh comments about my spelling?
Cut & Space: 'Cause it ain't solid
JonBen: I was born this way... take it up with your god
Cromaa: Who says I can't...I've got a hell of sense of humor!
vampywife: i can if it's funny
Random Access: missing a handle.
Blacknightjj: pleeeeeeeeeeeease i am the joke
Chris Page: The problem is it's so hard to exchange it.
Helenoftroy: I can, I really can but it's hard to understand tone on message boards. I didn't mean to really.;)
dictator555: I'm just a jerk, I guess.
Loquutus: Becuase its not funny.
brainrob: I can only take funny ones ...
drsingle: It won't fit in my briefcase.
puffinge: Just put it away. I don't find that funny.
Cerebus: It wasn't funny.
LudesFactor: probably because i can never remember them
obob: that depends largely on just /where/ you intend to take it
POvidiusNaso: I hardly consider making me a cuckold a joke.
dakarp: Why can't you tell one?
sourwyrm: i can
scriptorum: Because it won't fit in my pocket.
skrutsch: Hey! Who says I can't take a joke?
BaSL: i've got a hangover
der_chad: go to hell
Lord_Prussian: I can
2amp: because
Igmatto: I'm lame
Oldstench: Because my mom is not fat.
mrbeankc: I had one earlier. I limit myself to one a day.
Flyspeck23: Because I can't.
jimchris: Me not highly intelligent.
batman: I'm a little slow sometimes
Jern: Because I don't have to
snoozefest: it's too hard to cary
Quest22: Who says I can't?
ValJor: That's a loaded question, I can take a joke
RandallPeek: Who says I can't? Who? Come on, punk, WHO?
fellonmyhead: I can; how come you're so presumptious?
queequeg: ugly
midgetsrawk: oh, i can take it alright...
ynnen: Why can't you tell a joke?
gnomehome: Because it ain't funny ?
djlg: Um, I can. What's up with you?
MisterCranky: Because usually they just refuse to budge.
AlorielLelyn: I can, actually :P
fizzix: They are quite heavy and ususually bolted to the floor.
chaddyboy_2000: I can, you dickwad.
jttm: You didn't give me a funny one
Blackwind: Where do you hold it at?
Spielfreak: Because my house is full of games and I have no room for jokes.
CDRodeffer: Because I always forget them.
skelebone: Because I'm where fun comes to die.