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¿Question #1854?
isolated: How do you disarm a man?

Hendal: mentally, physically, or spiritually? which are we talking about?
Critical Mass: amputate from the shoulders
kathleenryan: Put him with a woman.
Felimid: Act like King Arthur and chop his arms off.
Vistathon: Chainsaw
Joemamma44: I think a chainsaw will take arms off.
Woelf: First you force him to drop the banana, then you eat the banana - thus, disarming him.
Peristarkawan: The same way you disarm a woman.
Colonel Ripper: Normally I use a chainsaw, but one time I used a swiss army knife.
Zedsdead: I was going to say "With an axe", but apparently two hundred people beat me to it. How humbling. I'm not as clever as I thunk I am.
waza: Chop them off (His arms that is)
ricardofo: It is enough to be a beautiful woman.
muzfish4: Surgery
Drudiusmaximus: Chainsaw?
Randy Cox: Amputation.
aleo09: w/ an axe
ironsizide: take his banana and eat it
TMuscle: You disarm them.
pringwood: With a better than razor sharp sword of course.
DHEK: It depends on what weapon you're using, or whether you're using your bare arms.
arkibet: with a hacksaw
ilikeribs: use wit.
slowcorner: Same way you disarm a woman.
blindspot: with a sword, or maybe two horses and some chains?
william_henshaw: cut off both his arms
Chris Page: Drawing and quartering.
kelmit: machete at the shoulders
Brentoon: shoot off his arm
Sifu: Pinch the flesh of his inner thigh very hard.
General Electric: the öld öpen zipper plöy for starters
FrankLJ: lull him into a false sense of security
iamalias: Chainsaws work well, but create a mess.
Geosmores: with an axe
Leo-T: with a chainsaw
meepthesheep: Probably a hacksaw.
consolewa: By forcing him into a woodchucker.
vampywife: SING
Cut & Space: take him by the arm and pull hard
Nekura: Wax off
Reloaded: hacksaw, chainsaw, axe, sword, shotgun, etc, etc, etc... rent some horror films to find out.
dictator555: With charm, darling.
Big Bad Lex: Cordless Dewalt circular saw
ralpheous: chainsaw's good for that.
Laudwic: by causing him flesh wounds
apostolis: wishlist
POvidiusNaso: Katana.
Helenoftroy: show him breasts
Jazx: With a long, sharp blade
rawdawg: take his weapon away
AbeLincoln: see above
Loquutus: Tear his arms of, I suppose.
joe_games: Chainsaw.
The Unbeliever: 42
scriptorum: I chop off your arms and then tell the man he's next if he doesn't drop his weapon.
kimapesan: I don't usually. I prefer to let them keep their arms.
Dante_Cubit: Chop it off.
MGoddess: You don't ;)
Cavedog_pdx: A smile, a kind word, and a gentle touch.
CharlieWonka: pulls his arms off
Lord_Prussian: very carefully
skrutsch: with a banana?
Magnus the Blue: with a chainsaw?
Redneon: A machete works wonders for this task.
davedanger: add a leg?
bluebehir: Is that a metaphor? You could disarm a man by telling him a joke? Or are you talking of a physical sense, where, for example, if you grab the pistol by underneath the barrel and lift it up over their hand, toward the outside of their shoulder, they are forced to release their fingers from the grip and the trigger at the same time? With a dagger, you must obviously avoid the strike (many ways in which this could occur, based on their attack method and your starting position). Very often, secure their hand to the hilt so that a) you control the knife and b) they cannot switch it to the other hand. Then usually do something like step underneath their armpit and make sure that the dagger follows you until they are trapped by their twisted arm. Is that what you're asing? There's another one I like, especially, where if they lunge at you, you catch the knife arm from overhead (be careful to position your body out of range at the same time). Secure their thumb and forehand to the hilt, pull their hand slightly toward you. (Natural reaction will be that they pull back just an instant to counter balance.) Using that force, you step into their personal space, pushing their dagger hand back to bend the elbow and and twist it slightly over the outside of their shoulder. Then, while they are in some pain (it's a form of a chinese wrist lock) you can spin them around, drop them to the floor, and lock their arm behind their back, and pin them to the ground with your foot. My fave is by the throat.
playersgc: Break the wrist, walk away....break the wrist, walk away.
leece: Mmmmm, nice pieces. Cost you much? Where did you get it? Do you play Pirate's Cove? Would you like to? Easy!
darthcliff: Cut off his arm
ThatFalafelGirl: cut his arms off, obviously
puffinge: with a smile
erli: Kick him in the balls really, really, REALLY HARD
tragicpoet: machette to the shoulder
jimchris: With a butcher's knife.
Karlsen: Chainsaw or light sabre is the quickest way
2amp: release the ... tiger
snoozefest: shoot him
sdownin: Amputate at the shoulders?
shumyum: With my heat vision.
nexttothemoon: Cut the red wire..always the red.
rawk: fart
toulouse: Chainsaw
stephensj23: At the shoulder.
RandallPeek: Not into that, although there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, it takes all kinds. I prefer disarming women.
djlg: With a cleaver.
hibikir: with an axe
GuyHill: depends on the man and his weapon
gnomehome: First remove his one arm, then remove his other one. Now he is disarmed.
CDRodeffer: If he's just a wax statue at Madam Toussaude's, just turn up the thermostat.
kennyb: release the tiger!
Ryno8: chainsaw?
AlorielLelyn: Cut his arms off :P
WasQ: with a platypus full of chili beans!
CortexBomb: With a circular saw?
chaddyboy_2000: With a chainsaw.
skelebone: Deep cuts through the arm, below the shoulder, above the elbow.
Spielfreak: There are many methods, but the most effective probably involves a chainsaw
Blackwind: cut off his arms?
jttm: Katana?