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¿Question #2107?
chaddyboy_2000: If a man stands 2 feet from the stove while he washes his hands with gasoline, what time are we eating dinner?

BOBBYCAN: They should have made you an Admin! Oh, right. Never mind.
Archive77: I'd guess about six hours, as the OR waiting room will hold up dinner by at least 4-5 hours minimum.
Woelf: 5:30
Spirit of 70: Never.
arkibet: at 7pm like any other night. Stupid electric stove.
Felimid: Exactly the moment we blasted through the ceiling and roof and across town and landing in front of the restaurant we're eating at. Might want to bring a thick, padded pillow, though. That landing might be a bit painful. :)
MamaRat: Is that man my father-in-law? Because that sounds like something he would do.
Carcagarbage: Monday
kathleenryan: Probably sometime after you call the fire brigade.
Hector Vortac: He's across town, I'll just read about it over dinner tomorrow.
aleo09: not any time soon,,, and not at that house
Keonyn: Whenever the funeral is
DHEK: When it's ready.
Der Ubermolch: As soon as the fire dies down and we can scrape all the carbon off.
TheArchAngel: a very good question that depends on whether the stove is turned on.
mpw182: Whitesnake
carpideim: WHO IS "WE"
alligata: uriah heep?
Ebon Wendigo: Not till we get back from the hospital.
rawdawg: in about 5 minutes
Oxotnik: too many
eschaton1000: 94:67pm
tortio: Half past banana.
JackRamius: same time as aways
Taeon: whenever it gets cooked or bought.
scriptorum: It depends on if any of us are police, paramedics, or the hazmat clean up crew.
PsyJam: In a few minutes, actually!
Mordachai: Yes... yees....
ct_cruiser: 5:00
WatchmanX2000: Usual time, but he won't be joining us.
LemonyFresh: Hmpf.
shawn_low: As soon as he's medium rare.
brumeister: 5pm
Mike A: About 6. My stove is electric, dangit.
obob: If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.
Ludocrazy: Never if it was cooked in that kitchen
Mease19: Depends on how long he takes to cook...
bekudno: Is he a hairy man?
Twkw: That depends on what chair i'm using.
skrutsch: Never.
BaSL: since he's not in my house, i'd say 17:30
Lord_Prussian: Duh-leeted
ValJor: I'm not eating dinner with you, that's for sure!
chad56s: As soon as the embers die down enough to roast hot dogs over.
snoozefest: all your base are belong to us
Jern: Stupid
kennyb: hey...i resemble that remark...
otrex: I don't know, but he will be bringing a "firearm" to supper.
jmagnini: 7:00
rawk: never
gnomehome: Yawn
Tim Synge: Don't panic, I've just telephoned for a takeout.
playersgc: 3:14:15
puffinge: 8
djlg: Next week. Or right now if you want BBQ.
dakarp: Not till after the paramedics leave.
mrbeankc: You aren't
jttm: You should try and let us know.
Wintergoblin: When the stove is replaced
AlorielLelyn: Whatever
CDRodeffer: Never
Spielfreak: Pink
Blackwind: when its ready
skelebone: About 7:00, when my sister-in-law comes over.
chaddyboy_2000: Probably around 5.