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¿Question #2108?
chaddyboy_2000: At a scale of 1"=20', and assuming you're a man, how long is your penis? Exaggerations are acceptable. Ladies, at a scale of 1"=40', what do you think is the ideal length for male genitalia?

BOBBYCAN: Somebody should report this guy to the admins. Oh wait, never mind.
imyourskribe: A parsec and a third
pricero1: I've just read a thread entitled, "Disappointed in exansions?". Don't know why that came to mind.
Woelf: Nootnerb
ASFalcon13: 15 janskys/steradian
freechinanow: These are the kind of questions that used to be asked in GQ? Eh, god!
Greywind: 3! :(
chrisnd: 18
swmabie: A mile.
antiussentiment: isn't 'genitalia' a tax haven in europe?
Jeff Horger: Albany is the capital of New York. Whew, that seemed like a bad word problem to get wrong.
Frubgarde: Weirdo.
Wes Hope: Women are wicked
DHEK: ?! I'm not going to tell you. What are you, some kind of pervert? I don't even know you!
aleo09: cmon
ellephai: You assume the ladies take any interest in male genitalia. Leaping to conclusions there, aren't you?
cln777: Let's just say at Halloween I throw it over the shoulder and go as a gas pump.
vampywife: too much math for me, sorry
jasta6: Grow up, there are young kids who visit this sight.....jerk................
TamiWhitsett: Math is HARD!
Shotmagnet: at least a furlong
wiz8mom: I think this kind of question is asked just to see what kind of answers are received.
brainrob: Inane again
richardolen2: Fifteen minutes.
Loquutus: My pianist is ten inches
bigbadsteve: wouldnt you like to know?
Ozvortex: I'll just remove the end from where it is tucked into my sock and measure it for you.
skrebs: Man, this ocean is cold... and deep!
zacwax: 120'
scriptorum: You have an IQ of 17 inches. Translate that.
Tushratta: About 54 yards.
tim-pelican: Are we scaling up or down? Do you expect any honest answers, from either side?
Cavedog_pdx: Do you mean erect or flaccid?
skrutsch: Did you ever see Full House? I'd like to quote Stephanie Tanner, "How Rude!"
POvidiusNaso: 2000', exaggerations included.
kennyb: moles....i mean miles
AWildEep: why do we need a scale? You can't tell?
mandj2001: good thing women are terrible at math (nothing like making a brash generalization to stir up emotions)
The Unbeliever: 42
meshuggener: Uh, why?
Lord_Prussian: duh-leeted
Belash: I can't find my magnifine glass, may I answer this question later?
snoozefest: all your questions are belong to us
ValJor: Chad, didn't you say you had finished college? I believe you lied, you must still be in high school or something...
2amp: i've never measured mine, but i have paced it off...
MisterCranky: I was able to recognize this as a chaddy Q as soon as I got to the first question mark. I'm getting good at this game.
gnomehome: The circumference matters
hpox: One Gillion Meters
puffinge: I'll show you sometime.
Wintergoblin: 7"
jttm: 180
AlorielLelyn: The inverse of their IQ is generally acceptable. In otherwords, it takes intelligence to know that SIZE DOESN'T MATTER! That applies to female parts too BTW.
CDRodeffer: My wife thinks I'm just right.
Blackwind: 145' long...wow.
skelebone: A quarter mile.
chaddyboy_2000: At least 3 inches, which translates to about 60'.